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Japher
17-04-2006, 17:51:24
Some hot lady I work with got "promoted"

she actually was given a new job title, of which this company has never seen before, and to which no one was allowed to apply for, and which has no job description.

how it got through HR is beyond me, but she got it, and everyone is mad.

I wonder if we can still say we are EOE?

JM^3
17-04-2006, 18:06:46
Is that a euphenism for cum on the face?

JM

Japher
17-04-2006, 18:11:35
I believe it is

Darkstar
17-04-2006, 20:19:49
Complain. That's sexual discrimination and/or nepotism, depending on the local regs. Or, if you want to keep your job and not risk anything, don't. Just be a small minded gossip and snipe a lot behind her and her partner's back.

Japher
17-04-2006, 20:21:35
those in her group are bitching pretty loud
she's not in my group so I could really care less about this
though it is wrong
we've been fueling the fire with her coworkers

we're pretty evil when it comes to manipuating the internal politics

Venom
17-04-2006, 20:28:38
Climbing the office ladder on her back. Or knees. Depending on who she's sucking up to.

Deacon
17-04-2006, 21:53:02
Climbing the greasy pole.

BigGameHunter
18-04-2006, 06:44:14
You know, if you close your eyes and think of baseball statistics, it's a lot like enjoying a popsicle on a hot summer's day.
With whipped cream.

JM^3
18-04-2006, 06:48:02
why do you want to do something you need to close your eyes and think about baseball statistics for?

JM

BigGameHunter
18-04-2006, 07:29:47
Career enhancement, of course.

JM^3
18-04-2006, 07:33:54
hmm, depends on how far you want to go

JM

BigGameHunter
18-04-2006, 07:53:33
All the way, baby!
(Just no tongue.)

MDA
18-04-2006, 11:03:39
Originally posted by Deacon
Climbing the greasy pole.

LoD, are you going to let him get away with that?

Deacon
18-04-2006, 20:17:50
I meant the greasy pole of office politics. Polish and prowess is needed to avoid sliding downward.

Darkstar
18-04-2006, 20:48:01
What do the Poles have to do with this?

HelloKitty
18-04-2006, 21:38:21
Just murder her and carve "EOE OR DIE" into her chest. That will draw attention of the proper authorities.

Cruddy
18-04-2006, 22:09:35
Might not work. Due to positive discrimination the proper authorities cannot always read.

A braille approach might suit the purpose better. With translations in Hindi, Urdu, and Simplified Chinese.

devilmunchkin
18-04-2006, 22:28:59
did she not deserve it? or are they just mad cause she's hot?

Japher
19-04-2006, 15:54:56
They feel she doesn't deserve it

I don't care, as long as she stays hot

She was able to make herself look good (at work) by doing a lot of something that everyone else does in their spare time, meaning that she has a lot of spare time = why should she get promoted for not having a lot to do?

It's a mess

Lurker the Second
19-04-2006, 16:14:04
Japher you are so pathetically transparent. The only reason you care is because she got relocated to a better office out of sight from where you are. No more upskirt antics for you so you start whining.

Japher
19-04-2006, 16:15:10
she wasn't even near me before!

now she has an office with a door... and you know what that means

also, I have never seen her wear a skirt... though now you have given me good thoughts

thanks Lurker

MDA
19-04-2006, 16:48:52
Send her a fruit basket as a congratulations gift. Make sure you're around when she eats the bananas. You seem to like that.

devilmunchkin
19-04-2006, 19:57:35
how can she be hot if she doesn't wear a little skirt! thph!

Japher
19-04-2006, 20:08:47
she wears tight jeans

mr_G
19-04-2006, 20:12:18
baby let that blue jeans talk.

Oerdin
19-04-2006, 20:45:38
My work doesn't let us wear jeans except on Fridays. :(

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
19-04-2006, 21:25:40
Neither does mine, but I wear them every day just the same.

King_Ghidra
20-04-2006, 08:01:04
Rock n roll, dude