View Full Version : She Got "Promoted"

17-04-2006, 17:51:24
Some hot lady I work with got "promoted"

she actually was given a new job title, of which this company has never seen before, and to which no one was allowed to apply for, and which has no job description.

how it got through HR is beyond me, but she got it, and everyone is mad.

I wonder if we can still say we are EOE?

17-04-2006, 18:06:46
Is that a euphenism for cum on the face?


17-04-2006, 18:11:35
I believe it is

17-04-2006, 20:19:49
Complain. That's sexual discrimination and/or nepotism, depending on the local regs. Or, if you want to keep your job and not risk anything, don't. Just be a small minded gossip and snipe a lot behind her and her partner's back.

17-04-2006, 20:21:35
those in her group are bitching pretty loud
she's not in my group so I could really care less about this
though it is wrong
we've been fueling the fire with her coworkers

we're pretty evil when it comes to manipuating the internal politics

17-04-2006, 20:28:38
Climbing the office ladder on her back. Or knees. Depending on who she's sucking up to.

17-04-2006, 21:53:02
Climbing the greasy pole.

18-04-2006, 06:44:14
You know, if you close your eyes and think of baseball statistics, it's a lot like enjoying a popsicle on a hot summer's day.
With whipped cream.

18-04-2006, 06:48:02
why do you want to do something you need to close your eyes and think about baseball statistics for?


18-04-2006, 07:29:47
Career enhancement, of course.

18-04-2006, 07:33:54
hmm, depends on how far you want to go


18-04-2006, 07:53:33
All the way, baby!
(Just no tongue.)

18-04-2006, 11:03:39
Originally posted by Deacon
Climbing the greasy pole.

LoD, are you going to let him get away with that?

18-04-2006, 20:17:50
I meant the greasy pole of office politics. Polish and prowess is needed to avoid sliding downward.

18-04-2006, 20:48:01
What do the Poles have to do with this?

18-04-2006, 21:38:21
Just murder her and carve "EOE OR DIE" into her chest. That will draw attention of the proper authorities.

18-04-2006, 22:09:35
Might not work. Due to positive discrimination the proper authorities cannot always read.

A braille approach might suit the purpose better. With translations in Hindi, Urdu, and Simplified Chinese.

18-04-2006, 22:28:59
did she not deserve it? or are they just mad cause she's hot?

19-04-2006, 15:54:56
They feel she doesn't deserve it

I don't care, as long as she stays hot

She was able to make herself look good (at work) by doing a lot of something that everyone else does in their spare time, meaning that she has a lot of spare time = why should she get promoted for not having a lot to do?

It's a mess

Lurker the Second
19-04-2006, 16:14:04
Japher you are so pathetically transparent. The only reason you care is because she got relocated to a better office out of sight from where you are. No more upskirt antics for you so you start whining.

19-04-2006, 16:15:10
she wasn't even near me before!

now she has an office with a door... and you know what that means

also, I have never seen her wear a skirt... though now you have given me good thoughts

thanks Lurker

19-04-2006, 16:48:52
Send her a fruit basket as a congratulations gift. Make sure you're around when she eats the bananas. You seem to like that.

19-04-2006, 19:57:35
how can she be hot if she doesn't wear a little skirt! thph!

19-04-2006, 20:08:47
she wears tight jeans

19-04-2006, 20:12:18
baby let that blue jeans talk.

19-04-2006, 20:45:38
My work doesn't let us wear jeans except on Fridays. :(

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
19-04-2006, 21:25:40
Neither does mine, but I wear them every day just the same.

20-04-2006, 08:01:04
Rock n roll, dude