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paiktis22
09-04-2006, 12:59:54
if whore luck doesn't want you one day, she doesn't want you and that's that. and that was the case yesterday.

noon
let's see. date with a cute french girl (have to practice my french!) with all the good signs going on. confused the way to where we were going to meet. result 40 mn late. sent an sms to inform her. sms back: ah lala c'est pas bien de faire attendre une fille. we do it some other time ok? i'm pretty pissed at you and phewt. the birdy gone and me left alone with the dick in my hand in the middle of nowhere.
fuck up one.

afternoon
call girlfriend two which I know is infatuated with best friend but i have the green card so it's ok. she's doign a phd so she claims she is knees deep in studying and starts analysing high philosophical issues to me. i put an abrupt end (no patience after the noon incident) and say see you later then. too late for philosophy.

evening
some club. the girl in front of me starts dancing and dancing and she's a magnicifent dancer. so i bend and wisper to her ear you're lovely when you dance. responce: carress me arm and say thank you. doing good i think to myself. she orders drinks and proposes to me. too loud music so no talking could go on. and whore luck again plays its awful part or i managed to fuck it up all by myself. i think i must leave the club since i'm completely wasted but wouldn't want to miss the chance. so i write my phone number and try to give it to her in front of her friends. mistake. she giggles and refuses.

strike 3. bloody saturday!

JM^3
09-04-2006, 13:04:52
Wow, that is as many strikes as I have in a year..

JM

paiktis22
09-04-2006, 13:12:59
that is why today i'm going to stay all day in front of the computer. no need pisssing off the gods, they made their intentions clear for this weekend. maybe just take the car and do a little ride to discover great places for later. no desire to call other girls today. skata kiaposkata

JM^3
09-04-2006, 13:15:02
(all I have are strikes, I don't think I get into the game enough)

JM

paiktis22
09-04-2006, 13:19:12
it's not that difficult. just take care of yourself and develop a tough skin. take risks and some may come, others may not. but there's no way to lose :)

MOBIUS
09-04-2006, 13:29:01
#1 sounds like your own stupid fault...:p

MOBIUS
09-04-2006, 13:29:38
Actually they're all your fault...:)

paiktis22
09-04-2006, 13:35:54
maybe, maybe not.
The french girl could have waited for me a little longer. I didn't stood her up intentionally and I was finally there (or at least very close) when she decided to leave. So basically she did that as a form of "punishment". Don't appreciate it much. Says things about her character.

The phd girl is just too overwhelmingly shy.

The club girl could have taken the number in front of her friends, they wouldn't think of her as a whore and even if they did, she should change friends. (although I probably should have been a little less wasted when I gave it to her :D)

Drekkus
09-04-2006, 14:46:41
Aaah, the sweet memories of my single days...

JM^3
09-04-2006, 14:52:53
apparently they weren't like mine

JM
(the frustration)

MOBIUS
09-04-2006, 16:07:38
#1 You obviously were too stupid to get there on time, also it sounds like you were already late before you texted her, so maybe she didn't appreciate that?

#2 Doesn't sound like it would have worked in the first place, certainly not now after you blew her off because of #1

#3 Sounds like she was leading you on, and to add insult to injury she can give you the blow off in front of her friends...:D

I on the other hand had to refuse two advances from two of my fellow fieldworkees this week gone, the cute German erasmus student (I loved the way she called out the weather station temperature readings with her lovely teutonic accent!), and the Phd demonstrator - not so cute but definitely knows how to have fun...:cute:

paiktis22
09-04-2006, 16:22:28
:lol:

paiktis22
09-04-2006, 16:27:41
man, my trolling days must have been pathetic

alsieboo
09-04-2006, 16:49:53
I would tell you about my luck, but you'd only get jealous ;)

MOBIUS
09-04-2006, 19:06:54
Yeah, but you're a woman - women can score effortlessly...

alsieboo
09-04-2006, 19:15:13
Yep, and you blokes can only get laid when the woman wants to. My surefire way of getting a bloke is asking him for a shag. If he says no, then I tell him I'll be in whichever room getting myself off. Walk off as soon as you've said it and I guarentee withing a minute he'll be knocking on the door.

Fistandantilus
09-04-2006, 19:39:57
I admit that's a pretty good plan.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-04-2006, 19:48:24
brilliant plan

Cruddy
10-04-2006, 01:54:41
Originally posted by paiktis22
doing good i think to myself. she orders drinks and proposes to me. too loud music so no talking could go on. and...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGFHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It doesn't matter what is said at such moments. That's when you gently hold her close and whisper in her ear.

Worst you're going to get is a clout around the earhole and you might just get laid.

Standing off and trying to listen is NO STRATEGY.

Cruddy
10-04-2006, 01:56:17
Originally posted by alsieboo
Yep, and you blokes can only get laid when the woman wants to. My surefire way of getting a bloke is asking him for a shag. If he says no, then I tell him I'll be in whichever room getting myself off. Walk off as soon as you've said it and I guarentee withing a minute he'll be knocking on the door.

Usually works. OK.

Doesn't always work. Sometimes the wrong bloke knocks on the door.

Sometimes the "right" bloke turns up with a camera and says "Right, go ahead then". :p

Gibsie
10-04-2006, 02:20:55
Well, for all intents and purposes, it's going to work. How many guys would say no in the first place though? Losers.

Should've put more risk in with the third girl. More risk, greater gains. She caresses your arm, you caress her lower back. And then go lower after a little while if she reciprocates. Women may be as complex as fuck, but it's not rocket science to figure out how they work (Even though you won't understand it. Don't even try).

BigGameHunter
10-04-2006, 06:18:27
Marriage is the end of confusion.
Join the Cult of Complacence, me brethren!

MOBIUS
10-04-2006, 09:05:34
End of confusion = boredom

MoSe
10-04-2006, 12:02:08
Originally posted by paiktis22
The phd girl is just too overwhelmingly shy.

but is she rich?

BigGameHunter
10-04-2006, 16:13:19
And is calling Luck a whore a good way to get more of it?

alsieboo
11-04-2006, 18:51:06
Originally posted by Cruddy
Usually works. OK.

Doesn't always work. Sometimes the wrong bloke knocks on the door.

Sometimes the "right" bloke turns up with a camera and says "Right, go ahead then". :p

hell I'd have carried on regardless, for both!

Japher
11-04-2006, 19:27:14
luck is a dirty slut

it likes to be called a whore

self biased
11-04-2006, 19:44:12
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Marriage is the end of confusion.
Join the Cult of Complacence, me brethren!

can i get an hallelujah? can i get an AMEN? and if we're bored, there are always other avenues to explore...

paiktis22
12-04-2006, 17:23:20
Originally posted by MoSe
but is she rich?


the financial situation of the girl is the last i'm worried aout.
i think i'm also an old fashioned conservative person because i feel a bit uneasy if a girl earns more than me.

Japher
12-04-2006, 17:24:24
you are so young and naive

paiktis22
12-04-2006, 17:25:47
that's what my uncle keeps telling me

Japher
12-04-2006, 17:34:01
I am your uncle

LoD
12-04-2006, 17:40:42
NOOOOOOOOO!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-04-2006, 19:33:52
"Paiktis.... I am your uncle!"

Japher
12-04-2006, 19:35:17
just kidding

MoSe
13-04-2006, 12:16:59
"The phd girl ..."
"...is she rich?"Originally posted by paiktis22
the financial situation of the girl is the last i'm worried aout.


:rolleyes:

you could have AT LEAST quoted Prince....

paiktis22
13-04-2006, 14:19:53
she's a peach?

OWN GOAL Magnanimus I see it coming

Kitsuki
13-04-2006, 14:53:54
Originally posted by alsieboo
Yep, and you blokes can only get laid when the woman wants to. My surefire way of getting a bloke is asking him for a shag. If he says no, then I tell him I'll be in whichever room getting myself off. Walk off as soon as you've said it and I guarentee withing a minute he'll be knocking on the door.

Too easy. Where is the fun in that?

paiktis22
13-04-2006, 15:08:00
exactly. it's also way too suspicious.
never mind your good intentions

Caligastia
13-04-2006, 15:13:16
'she orders drinks and proposes to me'

That's a bit sudden. She sounds like a desperate spinster.

paiktis22
13-04-2006, 15:25:28
she orders drinks for her and her friends and proposes to me. ;)

anyway that was last eon i'm dating a new girl. hot hot HOT

Caligastia
13-04-2006, 15:27:35
So she was proposing a drink, not marriage/sex?

paiktis22
13-04-2006, 15:34:47
dunno!

Caligastia
13-04-2006, 15:40:47
what she propose
nobody knows

'I've not a clue'
says paiktis22

paiktis22
13-04-2006, 15:43:40
proposes a drink = gets her drink, smiles at me raises the glass and nods

Caligastia
13-04-2006, 15:53:03
Did you happen to notice if she was fingering herself at the same time? That's usually a good sign.

Lurker the Second
13-04-2006, 16:04:13
Although a bit awkward while standing around in a bar.

paiktis22
13-04-2006, 16:05:08
only if you can't get it up!

Caligastia
13-04-2006, 16:09:58
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Although a bit awkward while standing around in a bar.

You'd be surprised at their subtlety. They do it all the time.

alsieboo
13-04-2006, 22:24:10
Originally posted by Kitsuki
Too easy. Where is the fun in that?

should I set them quizes or riddles to do and say they can't shag me until they've completed them? I'd never get laid :(

Kitsuki
13-04-2006, 23:05:17
Nah, but I find girls who play hard to get far more alluring that someone offering it on a plate...

paiktis22
14-04-2006, 14:43:51
amen

Japher
14-04-2006, 14:53:40
you mean you like teases...

paiktis22
14-04-2006, 14:54:49
well, those that eventually give it to you.

Japher
14-04-2006, 14:56:14
put out
or get out

paiktis22
14-04-2006, 14:57:41
tough man japher

Japher
14-04-2006, 15:00:27
naw... just stupid

that's why I'm a daddy

Gibsie
14-04-2006, 15:42:32
the daddy sounds cooler