View Full Version : Suggestions reqested for annoying coworker

08-04-2006, 23:07:46
Had a new guy on the team for a few months. He's getting to be a thorough nuisance.

First, he insists on popping around whenever he feels like it. Usually after bumming some dope off me.

At work, he's the apple of the boss's bloodshot eye because they get pissed together.

EVERY time he comes round he falls asleep. Usually spilling his beer everywhere.

Today was just too much. He leapt to his feet and started humping the wall. Without waking up he then walked out of the front door and collapsed in the garden.

It would be funny if he didn't do the freakiest things. He's fallen over face down in my stash and he's nearly choked on his own phlegm in his sleep.

My cat hates him. Any suggestions please?

09-04-2006, 00:05:34
after reading this, I suggest castration for all of you. Stop the problem in this generation.

09-04-2006, 00:41:18
Who said he's my generation?

I think his problem is that he thinks I'm going to leap up and bugger him savagely.

At least, that's the only explanation I can think of.

09-04-2006, 00:53:43
Yeah, because his age is the part of this post that indicates that all of you should not be breeding.

09-04-2006, 00:55:41
That does sound like a pretty messed up work environment. For all of you...


09-04-2006, 00:58:33
Dope? Beer? Cats? Where do you work?

09-04-2006, 01:03:12
Alas, if I say I will be fired. Needless to say the dope, beer and cats don't show up at the workplace.

And the bastard will still show up.

HK, I don't see how castration will keep him away. Nailing his nuts to a tree would be a better solution, but he's so pathetic.

I cannot be so cruel.

09-04-2006, 02:05:49
My guess: the CIA.

09-04-2006, 02:15:14
My guess: the Bush cabinet.

09-04-2006, 04:49:03
I think someone is missing the place I said "ALL OF YOU". I wasn't thinking of helping you, just the world at large.

09-04-2006, 05:20:43
My guess: DMV

09-04-2006, 07:01:49
where the %^&%& do you work?

Sir Penguin
09-04-2006, 07:03:47
Just act natural.


Sir Penguin
09-04-2006, 07:04:19
Oh, sorry, I just read the post. I thought you meant you wanted to annoy your co-worker.