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Rekrul
07-04-2006, 16:34:49
... one of the stranger things to be seen in the Rekrul household this afternoon.

Psittacine porn is compulsory!

Japher
07-04-2006, 16:39:59
pics!

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 16:41:17
Although not averse to shagging in public, they're not so keen on having cameras pointed at them. Something to do with the lens looking like a large eye and them being a prey species I believe. However, in the name of science, I will persevere...

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 16:42:46
They are a pair of these

http://www.lorikeets.com/ozchirp2.jpg

(My actual birds not shown, ymmv)

Japher
07-04-2006, 16:43:58
just for the record

I really don't want to see parrots shagging

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 16:45:20
Too late, I've already got the parrot fluffer ordered

Japher
07-04-2006, 16:45:53
ok, fine
just no rhino porn

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 17:03:05
Rhino? As in noses?

Japher
07-04-2006, 17:07:20
Rhinos as in the animal with a jointed penis

Immortal Wombat
07-04-2006, 17:08:48
*Oh There's My Baseball Bat* (http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/rhinosex.jpg)

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 17:08:55
:nervous:

Nothing that like to fear with parrots, I'm pleased to say

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 17:09:23
Or indeed like that

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 17:10:11
Just made the schoolboy error of following that link. I'm off to throw up now, although not leaving forever

mr_G
07-04-2006, 17:56:49
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
*Oh There's My Baseball Bat* (http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/rhinosex.jpg) :lol:

Oerdin
07-04-2006, 20:24:37
Originally posted by Japher
ok, fine
just no rhino porn

I hear they get real horny.

MDA
10-04-2006, 21:27:25
parrots, parents, I got confused :)

Rekrul
11-04-2006, 08:28:33
Now that really is a horrible thought. Can you imagine the results?

MDA
11-04-2006, 10:43:09
ghastly

Rekrul
11-04-2006, 10:46:12
They certainly are here :coolgrin:

Drekkus
11-04-2006, 14:17:40
I'm dissapointed that KG didn't start a Faggots shagging on my coffee table copy cat.

Funko
11-04-2006, 14:21:26
neuken in de keuken op de keuken tafel

Drekkus
11-04-2006, 14:25:02
Neuken in de woonkamer op de koffie tafel!

Funko
11-04-2006, 14:26:22
I hope it isn't just made of glass.

mr_G
11-04-2006, 14:28:50
why?

Funko
11-04-2006, 14:29:15
might break

mr_G
11-04-2006, 14:32:04
but you are on top

Drekkus
11-04-2006, 14:34:36
Once I had a love and it had some gas
Soon turned out was table of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love from behind

Immortal Wombat
11-04-2006, 14:35:59
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Table smashed: glass through my spine.

alsieboo
11-04-2006, 18:47:50
eeeeeeeeew