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Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 20:41:44
Im currently seeing someone but there is another girl i really like but dont know what i should do, i really like them both, but dont know what to do about it, i think i like the other girl more but im just not sure if i should do something about it.

Any advice would be much appreciated.

Venom
06-04-2006, 20:45:44
Grass is always greener on the other side.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Fuck 'em both.

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 20:53:15
I can't do that, im not even sure if the other girl would take me anyway though

Lurker the Second
06-04-2006, 20:55:35
Ok, then fuck Venom in the ass. He'll take it any way he can get it.

Venom
06-04-2006, 20:55:40
Then threaten her. She'll either be turned on by your manliness or repulsed by you. Either way, you'll know whether to ditch bitch #1 and move on to green pastures.

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 20:58:18
Should i just tell the other girl how i feel and see what happens?

Lurker the Second
06-04-2006, 20:59:48
You are such a fool. The real answer is plain as day.

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 21:01:21
and what would that be, sorry but im well tired and cant think straight

Fistandantilus
06-04-2006, 21:02:16
Originally posted by Hazelnuts
Should i just tell the other girl how i feel and see what happens?

That's weak. Follow Venom's advice, you won't regret it. He's our resident counselor in sentimental matters.

Venom
06-04-2006, 21:04:12
I've helped so many people.

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 21:06:29
seriously though, what do you people think, should i go for it and see what happens

Lurker the Second
06-04-2006, 21:07:09
Originally posted by Hazelnuts
and what would that be, sorry but im well tired and cant think straight

THREESOME, man, threesome!

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 21:08:56
i wish, the girl im seeing is bi

jsorense
06-04-2006, 21:09:17
Sir Penguin= Hazelnuts
Gayest AE ever.

Venom
06-04-2006, 21:11:52
Originally posted by Hazelnuts
i wish, the girl im seeing is bi

Really? Then a threesome should be as good as done.

Lurker the Second
06-04-2006, 21:12:04
Gayer than SP?

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 21:12:22
hehe, i just looked around my room and saw a tin with hazelnuts on it and thought fuck it that'll do

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 21:13:04
but i still have the problem of finding out if the other girl likes me in that way

MOBIUS
06-04-2006, 21:13:35
Yeah, really not seeing what your problem is on this one - apart from not following genuinely good advice...

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 21:16:44
sod it i'll just tell her and see what happens, she will probably never speak to me again but i gotta do somethin

Venom
06-04-2006, 21:18:30
Be sure to threaten her if she tries to give you any back talk. Make like it's the 70's and slap her if she rejects your advances.

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 21:19:56
Im pretty sure she knows i fancy her, but women are so tough to figure out

Venom
06-04-2006, 21:25:47
Yeah, slappin' her around will work wonders.

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 21:29:24
anything else oh wise venom

Venom
06-04-2006, 21:30:41
Drink lots of malt liquor before hand. But save some for her.

The Norks
06-04-2006, 21:59:41
Originally posted by Hazelnuts
Im pretty sure she knows i fancy her, but women are so tough to figure out

here's something about women that isn't hard to figure out: if you're seeing one woman, and then you tell another that you like her, the first one will destroy your life, and the second will forever despise your weakness and think you're a cheat.

If you're looking elsewhere its probably time to call it quits on woman one. Worry about the others after.

Why do you have hazelnuts in your bedroom? What kind of pervert are you?

Hazelnuts
06-04-2006, 22:10:21
its a tin of chocolate covered hazelnuts, i care about them both but my heads a bit messed up right now, i just dont know what i should do about it all

jsorense
06-04-2006, 22:22:11
Originally posted by jsorense
Sir Penguin= Hazelnuts
Gayest AE ever. HA HA, I quoted myself.
After running a computer assisted linguisitc anaysis of the text of "Hazelnut" I have determined that this is not the pathically socially inept SP, but it is an even more pathically socially inept 'TV4FUN" trying to cover his arse with a fake GB accent.

The Norks
06-04-2006, 22:35:18
Originally posted by Hazelnuts
its a tin of chocolate covered hazelnuts, i care about them both but my heads a bit messed up right now, i just dont know what i should do about it all

ditch them both, make an underground nest, lived on stored hazelnuts and occasionally throw them at passing children

MOBIUS
06-04-2006, 23:01:23
SP4FUN?

Greg W
07-04-2006, 01:05:21
Ignore Norks, she's just a woman, she doesn't know anything about women. ;)

OK, that's just an excuse to say:
THREESOME DUDE!

BigGameHunter
07-04-2006, 06:26:32
Barcelona variety is extensively grown today in the United States. Oregon produces between 98 and 99 percent of the total U.S. hazelnut crop. The cool summers, gentle winters, rainfall, and rich soil produce hazelnuts that are prized worldwide for their large size and quality.


We rule this too!

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-04-2006, 07:23:08
In Oregon, squirrels are the enemy.

Sir Penguin
07-04-2006, 07:36:53
Originally posted by jsorense
HA HA, I quoted myself.
After running a computer assisted linguisitc anaysis of the text of "Hazelnut" I have determined that this is not the pathically socially inept SP, but it is an even more pathically socially inept 'TV4FUN" trying to cover his arse with a fake GB accent.
Woooooo! I'm not the most pathetically socially inept!

SP

Darkstar
07-04-2006, 09:02:24
Dude, Norks is giving you the real deal.

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 09:21:59
Probably correct, but never allow reality to get in the way of a threesome fantasy

Funko
07-04-2006, 09:28:34
I reckon he should get both of the girls to read this thread, that way he'll have no problem because neither of them will be interested.

Darkstar
07-04-2006, 09:34:49
Hurm... well, you can just go pay for it, or go hang out with the local pagans and wiccans. I've found that an average guy that is nice will usually get dragged into small coven's bed. Of course, that tends to be a foursome or a fivesome. Not something for the tired, drunk, or weak of heart.

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 09:42:04
Originally posted by Darkstar
Not something for the tired, drunk, or weak of heart.

Particularly not when they're aiming to remove said heart, still beating frantically, with a rusty spoon

Beta1
07-04-2006, 09:52:23
spoon? do you know nothing? You have to use a spork to remove the heart.

The spoon is for the other bits.

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 09:53:24
Sorry, need to brush up on my pagan ritual operating procedures clearly

MDA
07-04-2006, 10:59:45
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Chris
07-04-2006, 11:27:35
You should collect model railroads.

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 12:10:29
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Barcelona variety is extensively grown today in the United States. Oregon produces between 98 and 99 percent of the total U.S. hazelnut crop. The cool summers, gentle winters, rainfall, and rich soil produce hazelnuts that are prized worldwide for their large size and quality.


We rule this too!

:lol:

Provost Harrison
07-04-2006, 12:12:18
Has teenage angsty boy disappeared yet? ;)

LoD
07-04-2006, 13:34:51
Which one?

Drekkus
07-04-2006, 14:08:05
If you had to choose one single forum to display your teenage girlproblems, which forum would you choose? and WHY???

JM^3
07-04-2006, 14:10:28
I can't wait until I get teenage girlproblems

JM

Japher
07-04-2006, 14:10:29
Democratic Underground

because all those idiots would actually understand

then I'd ninja skill them into admitting Bush is their hero!

Darkstar
07-04-2006, 17:00:00
Originally posted by Rekrul
Particularly not when they're aiming to remove said heart, still beating frantically, with a rusty spoon

Never had that particular problem. A co-worker of mine once did, but then the girls had only teamed up to get him alone and overpower him in the first place. They found out spoons aren't that good or fast for such a thing, and he got away with only some bruising, scratches, and some minor cuts. Now, if they'd use some actual blades--- but of course, they had really only wanted to scare him, rather then kill him. Young drugged love at its best.

Now, I did once have the problem where 2 ladies out of a quartet decided they wanted to withdraw a couple of pints of my blood via forced donations. That wasn't a very fun night, but most wantabee vampires aren't actually dangerous as long as you keep track of what's actually going on. And a tiny bit of blood actually goes a long way for most such blood fetishists.

Rekrul
07-04-2006, 17:08:02
Sounds like an intriguing tale. Go on then, I'll bite - give us all the sordid details. Omit nothing.

JM^3
07-04-2006, 17:14:11
Originally posted by Darkstar
Never had that particular problem. A co-worker of mine once did, but then the girls had only teamed up to get him alone and overpower him in the first place. They found out spoons aren't that good or fast for such a thing, and he got away with only some bruising, scratches, and some minor cuts. Now, if they'd use some actual blades--- but of course, they had really only wanted to scare him, rather then kill him. Young drugged love at its best.

Now, I did once have the problem where 2 ladies out of a quartet decided they wanted to withdraw a couple of pints of my blood via forced donations. That wasn't a very fun night, but most wantabee vampires aren't actually dangerous as long as you keep track of what's actually going on. And a tiny bit of blood actually goes a long way for most such blood fetishists.

OK, you have been involved in sex of a type that I haven't watched a porn of.

I am impressed actually.

JM

Darkstar
07-04-2006, 17:24:24
Sean's is much more interesting then mine. His involves sex, drugs, rock and roll, love, betrayal, and all those sorts of things. You know, all the ingredients of a successful James Bond love story, minus the super villain trying to take over/blow up the world.

Mine is just the standard tale of being nice to the angsty pitiful with serious hot bodies. No sex, but there was a "cat" fight. It was unfortunately out of my view in the next room. I don't remember the night clearly as I got spiked. But I did find out in the morning that the gal I had a huge crush on was definately stuck on someone else, and she was the obsessive type so there was zero chance of anything starting between us until she got that out of her system. Then I found out she's the one that flipped out and smacked the crap out of the other two, then dragged my tripping ass out of there and back home. I knew my chances went to zero forever after hearing that. She was too much into wanting to be the baby doll in the relationship, and baby dolls don't do the rescuring. Bleah. Although I did even up the balance between us, with a bit of interest.

Humm... I take that back. From what I was told after, there was sex that night. I was just not involved. Of course, I couldn't have been involved as anything more then an uncomfortable pillow. I was prettyt out of it. I still don't know what they spiked the juice with, or why they bothered. I wouldn't give them 2 pints for their ritual, but I'd let them tap a fair bit if they'd just had Becky ask. That's why I had showed up in the first place.

Darkstar
07-04-2006, 17:31:46
Originally posted by JM^3
OK, you have been involved in sex of a type that I haven't watched a porn of.

I am impressed actually.

JM

:lol: You spoke too soon, JM. I was about the level of furniture for most of that night! Of course, the girls were involved in sex that would probably impress you, but not me. My life has had a few interesting events, but nothing on that order.

Although my experiences with blood dolls are that they are pretty easy to get to know, very sensual lovers, and are fun to hang with. But, when you deal with blood, there's a ton of things to worry about, and you need to be extra careful.

Chris
07-04-2006, 17:46:36
And build model airplanes.

Darkstar
07-04-2006, 17:57:16
You don't need to build model airplanes. You do need to understand what the dolls are often into (American Wiccanism, American paganism, American occult, Anne Rice, White Wolfs Vampire the Masquerade (LARP or TT), etc etc etc) and get out and meet them (clubbing, covens, conventions, gaming, parks).

Now if you aren't willing to do any of that, then, yes, you should build models. Airplanes, trains, garage kit mecha, or some other hobby that you can enjoy and eats up a lot of time. JM will only be able to wank for so long before it's to sore to do anything with.

JM^3
08-04-2006, 07:01:01
I am not really interested in that sort of girl, to be honest.

They scare me.

JM

JM^3
08-04-2006, 07:02:46
of course, I have read Anne Rice, and wouldn'y mind playing Vampire the Masquerade

JM

Darkstar
08-04-2006, 09:11:18
:rolleyes: You'd better build models.

JM^3
08-04-2006, 09:15:30
:lol:

I was somewhat joking. But honestly, seriously serious goth girls would likely have issues. That is what I mean by scary.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the draw of the psycho chick. I just also recognize that it isn't altogether healthy.

Jon Miller

Darkstar
08-04-2006, 09:39:58
I'll let you in on a secret: They aren't any more messed up then any other woman out there in the world. Every living human has serious issues.

JM^3
08-04-2006, 09:57:44
Errr, honestly?

I will let you on to a secret. Every human might have issues, but you have dated some that have more than most.

Now I have seen people with more issues than you have described (and I know you haven't described is super detail, I am just trying to say I do know something about people with issues). But there are also a lot of people or some people, with a lot less issues..

Jon Miller

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-04-2006, 10:11:33
Originally posted by JM^3
:lol:

I was somewhat joking. But honestly, seriously serious goth girls would likely have issues. That is what I mean by scary.



You can't generalise like that. I've known many who, beneath the piercings, were total cuddly bunnies.

JM^3
08-04-2006, 10:14:40
Err.. I meant serious Goth girls. I have known some Goth girls who were definitely nice enough, and I might have dated...

Jon Miller

JM^3
08-04-2006, 10:15:58
Also, I think we are talking about a particular type of goth girl.. blood dolls or those seriously serious about vampires.

JM

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-04-2006, 10:17:58
The bloodfetish crowd are hilarious. I once sent them a highly fetishised erotic short story about drawing blood and they went mental for it. I nearly acquired disciples, but I got freaked out and never went back.

JM^3
08-04-2006, 10:21:37
You know Laz? I am wondering if perhaps you missed your calling. Perhaps you should be a creator of smutty stories instead? (you have made a few, if I am right)

I don't really know what the money is like though. Also, if you toned it down just a bit (a small bit), you could probably be another Laura Hamilton or Anne Rice.

Hey, I will even admit that I have read and enjoyed vampiric erotic stories. But it doesn't stop me from being worried about those who take it a bit more seriously...

Jon Miller

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-04-2006, 10:24:06
I can't take that crap seriously.

Chris
08-04-2006, 11:58:53
You can build model cars too.

TV4Fun
10-04-2006, 07:11:34
Originally posted by jsorense
HA HA, I quoted myself.
After running a computer assisted linguisitc anaysis of the text of "Hazelnut" I have determined that this is not the pathically socially inept SP, but it is an even more pathically socially inept 'TV4FUN" trying to cover his arse with a fake GB accent. Sorry, but it is in fact someone more pathetic than myself trying to do a poor TV4Fun impersonation.

Funko
10-04-2006, 08:21:18
Originally posted by JM^3
OK, you have been involved in sex of a type that I haven't watched a porn of.

I am impressed actually.

JM

:lol:

I think that's one of the greatest ever posts. :beer:

Darkstar
10-04-2006, 08:43:01
Jon, most blood dolls have less issues then the girl next door.

Again, all people have issues. You won't learn to deal with them by avoiding them. Indeed, it takes experience to be a decent partner in a relationship, to not freak out over simple things. You need to get out there and start screwing up, rather then hiding out. Even if you met the perfect partner for you, if you stay inexperienced, you would probably screw up the relationship. Go out there, crash a few relationships. Go learn that most things really aren't a big deal. And learn what you really find to be important in your partners. Only one way to learn--- just go do it.

Immortal Wombat
10-04-2006, 09:49:21
Originally posted by Darkstar
Again, all people have issues. You won't learn to deal with them by avoiding them. But on the plus side - you're avoiding them.

MoSe
10-04-2006, 10:20:18
Originally posted by Fistandantilus
Follow Venom's advice, you won't regret it. He's our resident counselor in sentimental matters.

after I've read that as seximental, I can't frankly read any further

TV4Fun
10-04-2006, 16:54:29
Originally posted by Darkstar
Jon, most blood dolls have less issues then the girl next door.

Again, all people have issues. You won't learn to deal with them by avoiding them. Indeed, it takes experience to be a decent partner in a relationship, to not freak out over simple things. You need to get out there and start screwing up, rather then hiding out. Even if you met the perfect partner for you, if you stay inexperienced, you would probably screw up the relationship. Go out there, crash a few relationships. Go learn that most things really aren't a big deal. And learn what you really find to be important in your partners. Only one way to learn--- just go do it. Very good advice.

Chris
10-04-2006, 20:56:32
And model spaceships as well.

Christoph
10-04-2006, 21:00:56
SYFIHP

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
10-04-2006, 21:13:08
Originally posted by Hazelnuts
its a tin of chocolate covered hazelnuts, i care about them both but my heads a bit messed up right now, i just dont know what i should do about it all

If you can't decide you should probably eat them both at the same time.

...he was talking about the hazelnuts, right?

MDA
10-04-2006, 21:20:28
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The bloodfetish crowd are hilarious. I once sent them a highly fetishised erotic short story about drawing blood and they went mental for it. I nearly acquired disciples, but I got freaked out and never went back.

You know, a mediocre science fiction writer once said the real money was in starting your own religion. :D