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Lurker the Second
06-04-2006, 19:02:46
Got this e-mail, wondering whether to write back:

Hello! My name is Yekaterina, I would like to get acquainted with you.
I have decided to try to find my happiness and my only man through
the Internet, because here in Russia I could not find the man with which
I could create the family. The acquaintance through the Internet is for
the first time for me. I have addressed in agency of the international
acquaintances at us in city. Me have asked to fill there in the
questionnaire. And after a while to me gave your e-mail address.
And I write you my first letter. I hope, that to me have given your
correct e-mail. The Internet is very badly familiar for me and I
hope, that I was not mistaken. But if it is any silly mistake please
forgive me. I hope you do not think of me poorly because I'm as a
girl the first write to you to unfamiliar man and want will get
acquainted with you. I tell you some words about me. I'm 27 years old.
I live in Stavropol city, in the south of Russia. I have a higher
education, I have finished the Stavropol State university, Economic
faculty, the speciality: "Management of the organization". Now I
work at the transport-building company by manager. I have never been
married and I do not have any children. I want to have the family and
children. The love, kindness, honesty and respect in relations with my
man are on the first place for me, I appreciate a decency, a honesty,
a kindness, a sincerity in people. To find the happiness I am ready to
leave Russia and to move to live in other country. If you are interested
in correspondence with me, please write
to me on this e-mail: akate25@hopperfield.com

Yekaterina, Katie for short :)

06-04-2006, 19:07:17
Yes. You should write back and wait for the Russian Mafia at your door wearing nothing but a bowtie, a thing, and some cowboy boots.

06-04-2006, 19:44:57
she is to well spoken to be Russian

06-04-2006, 20:03:40
Pose for a lesbian, and tell her that you are thinking about adopting a child.

Lurker the Second
06-04-2006, 20:54:55
Ooh, good one. I am seriously considering making this a forum project with a hotmail account.

The Norks
06-04-2006, 21:51:43
I have some thoughts:

a) All russian girls I've met have been bitchy primadonnas

b) That aside, she sounds perfect for Oerdin- the marrying kind with small town values, eastern european cheekbones and the lithe flexibility of a gymnast. I think you should set them up.

c) she says she got your email from an agency......how did they come across your email address then?!

06-04-2006, 22:18:22
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Ooh, good one. I am seriously considering making this a forum project with a hotmail account.


The Norks
06-04-2006, 22:38:22
i can think of millions of things we could do, but what if she's actually a nice person? Hmmm....sounds like the makings of a film

06-04-2006, 23:07:46
Was there a footnote asking you to: please send for to me money that I may travel to enjoy you in your nice city, five thousand of your dollar would be agreeable and a note of the sponsor would be of the help too.!?

06-04-2006, 23:18:55
Of course you write back, and make sure to include Jahper's address and email in the return letter.

06-04-2006, 23:34:56
Nah, not Japher. Diss would be better. He needs it seriously if it isn't a hoax.

06-04-2006, 23:35:13
ah hell

06-04-2006, 23:46:36
Are you saying he is more in need of attention and a woman than an elderly homeless man who smells of yak urine?

Immortal Wombat
07-04-2006, 00:59:23
Nobody needs the attention of an elderly homeless man who smells of yak urine.

07-04-2006, 01:02:50
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Ooh, good one.

When it comes to ridiculing Russians, you can always count on me.


Seriously though, I would support you in your motion of making an auxillary account for this task - it's safer that way.

Greg W
07-04-2006, 01:13:18
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Ooh, good one. I am seriously considering making this a forum project with a hotmail account. \o/.o.\o/.o.\o/

Definately. On the proviso that you post pics as she sends them to you. :cute:

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 12:20:50
Ok, first things first -- who should I be, how old, where should I live and what should I do for a living? Suggestions please, practical ones preferred but certainly not required.

I was thinking I should be a fat, lazy nerd from North Carolina. Bah, that'd never work.

So maybe I'll be a architect from Duluth. Probably late 50's.

07-04-2006, 12:23:02
with a fetish involving walleye and ice holes

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 12:27:47
I'll probably have to hold that little tidbit of information back for awhile.

07-04-2006, 12:29:14
I know nothing about Duluth

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 12:54:24
Neither do I, but knowledge is not required here.

07-04-2006, 12:57:00
Fargo might be better


07-04-2006, 13:37:18
yeah, 'cause we know way more about Fargo than Duluth!

that was sarcasm

07-04-2006, 13:53:56
YOu should call yourself Patrick Bateman....

07-04-2006, 14:04:43
orrr be a lazy lawyer from newark

07-04-2006, 14:11:57
Coming from a privileged background, being a Harvard graduate and works as a Wall Street banker at the firm Pierce & Pierce.

07-04-2006, 14:14:16
Pierce, Piers and Pearce

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 14:29:29
How's this for an icebreaker:

Dear Yekaterina:

I got your e-mail yesterday and was very happy to maybe be able to make a friend from Russia. I have never been to Russia but I hear it is very big. I live in Scottsdale, which is a city near Phoenix in the state of Arizona. It is interesting that you have a business degree because I own a business here. Small world, huh?

My name is Patrick, by the way. Maybe you can write to me some more.

Want to start slowly, you know.

07-04-2006, 14:30:10
and send some pictures

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 14:44:15
E-mail has been sent. Pics come later.

07-04-2006, 14:45:32
Just hoping she won't google for Patrick Bateman :lol:

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 14:48:36
I doubt I'll use that last name if this gets promising.

07-04-2006, 14:58:46
Ooooh so you two are getting serious.

07-04-2006, 15:24:45
I bet even though Lurker thinks he is scambaiting she still manages to con money out of him.

07-04-2006, 15:25:48
Has there been a CG wedding before?

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 15:29:55
Originally posted by Funko
I bet even though Lurker thinks he is scambaiting she still manages to con money out of him.

Fitty dollas.

07-04-2006, 17:44:52
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Ok, first things first -- who should I be, how old, where should I live and what should I do for a living? Suggestions please, practical ones preferred but certainly not required.
You should be a late 20s, early 30ish Dutch architect.

07-04-2006, 17:54:59
wearing a 501 jeans

07-04-2006, 18:16:56
Scottsdale is really nice... good pick:b:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
07-04-2006, 18:24:21
Originally posted by Venom
Yes. You should write back and wait for the Russian Mafia at your door wearing nothing but a bowtie, a thing, and some cowboy boots.

What kind of thing? Like from the Addams Family? Or maybe John Carpenter's The Thing? The Thing From the Black Lagoon?

07-04-2006, 18:25:34
replace the "i" with an "o"

07-04-2006, 19:18:45
Originally posted by Rekrul
Has there been a CG wedding before?

None that didn't involve the third world and men wearing dresses.

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 19:36:34
Sadly, she has not yet responded to my missive. Guess I need to make other plans for Saturday night.

07-04-2006, 19:51:47
You can't sit at in your box drinking and wanking to scrambled cable TV porn unless she sends you a reply?

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 20:01:32
I am desperate for a change of pace.

07-04-2006, 20:23:35
Dare I say it....pay to unscramble the porn for a night.

Lurker the Second
07-04-2006, 20:37:08
Yeah, right.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
07-04-2006, 20:53:36
Originally posted by Japher
replace the "i" with an "o"

Yes. You should wrote back and waot for the Russoan Mafoa at your door wearong nothong but a bowtoe, a thong, and some cowboy boots

Or, swapping o's and i's

Yes. Yiu shiuld wrote back and waot fir the Russoan Mafoa at yiur diir wearong nithong but a biwtoe, a thong, and sime ciwbiy biits.

Greg W
07-04-2006, 23:39:49
Damn, and I thought she'd reply the same day. :(

Oh well, maybe in a few days.

08-04-2006, 01:21:56
It appears the internet is slow in Russia.

Greg W
08-04-2006, 02:01:01
One thing we need to do - find a picture of this "Patrick" person. She's bound to ask for it eventually.

08-04-2006, 03:08:25
Lets just use pictures of someone here. That way we can get them to make custom photos to "prove" its really him, rather than some random google image!

I vote for PH. We can start witht he drunk pic to show Patrick's wild party side!

08-04-2006, 22:27:00
OH!!! Jon's thread gave me an idea.

We need Patrick to have a myspace!

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 12:07:51
Hehe (summary please):

Hi, I am grateful to you, that you answered me my announcement.
I did not know your E-mile address earlier. The matter is that I have addressed
in service of acquaintances.
As they have achieved that the letter has come to you I I do not know.
But I am glad to this.
I did not know you will answer me whether or not my announcement. But
I the truth am very glad, that you wrote to me also I now I write you
the letter. I do not know, that speak or write in letters at the first
acquaintance, but I shall try to tell about myself and I shall put the
letter the photo. I hope, that my photos like you. I shall begin the
letter of that I was born in the city of Stavropol city. This city is in
the Russian Federation. It is very beautiful city, I was born and grew
in him. I live in it now. I do not know you heard about this city whether or
not, but
you can look at him on the Internet. My full name YEKATERINA AKIMOVA.
Everyone call me simply Katie. My growth makes about 170 see. My weight of 56 kg
I was born on April, 16, 1979. I the third child in family. I have
two more sisters. My mum and the daddy both worked at a factory and
were good experts of the affair. Now they are not present, but I
frequently recollect about them. From the childhood as well as all
children I went to a kindergarten is probably the happiest time, when
there is no any cares and parents love you and give you caress and
care. I was the disobedient child - so mum spoke me, I at all do not
remember it, but it was pleasant for me to listen to stories of my
mum. After a kindergarten in 1986 I went to school, in the first
class. It is the most remembered the moment at each first-grader. The
first bell rings and everyone start to study. I studied 10 years at
school. After school I acted in institute on a speciality management
of the state organizations as appeared then this speciality now to
nobody is necessary. After the termination of institute I went to work
in the building organization by the manager. To me carried with work
and I now work. I have two senior sisters, both of them married, they
are more senior than me. One my sister call Maria, I another Anna.
They have children, they are my nephews. I love the nephews and I
dream sometime to have same children as they. Now I live one in the
one-room apartment. Sometimes it happens me sadly, but I try to be
engaged in the hobbies. I very much like to borrow
with sports, we sometimes with girlfriends go to sports a hall to be
engaged in aerobics, but on it not always there is time. It is a lot
of time now, but it probably work borrows from each person so. I very
much like to look cinema, especially to look him at a cinema. I
sometimes go to a cinema to look interesting film. Tell, something
about itself. Tell about your city, about your work, about your life
and do not hesitate to ask me, in fact the more we learn about the
friend the friend, the we can better get acquainted with you. Write to
me please.


P.S. You can send the following letters on my home E-mile: kate160479@mail.ru

And, surprise, surprise, she's not some fat auto mechanic: 4129a3d

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 12:08:35
Don't know why the pic didn't load.

10-04-2006, 12:09:52
We can't view the picture inside your hotmail inbox. :)

You need to save it and attach it, or put it on the web somewhere.

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 12:21:06
Can you pm me your e-mail and I'll forward the letter to you so you can put it on your muf site?

10-04-2006, 12:21:53
or send it to funko

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 12:23:16
Never mind, I found my photobucket account again. I had forgotten it.

10-04-2006, 12:25:38
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Never mind, the weather?

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 12:29:31

10-04-2006, 12:31:32
a mermaid.

10-04-2006, 12:43:06
She's a professional. Look at the way she arches her foot. No normal person on a rock does that.

10-04-2006, 12:43:15
The photo is two years old.

Greg W
10-04-2006, 12:55:08
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
And, surprise, surprise, she's not some fat auto mechanic:I had a friend go to Russia. Apparently there are hundreds of good looking girls there that would do anything (literally) to get out of the country. Hell, they do almost anything to make money. Most of em turn to prostitution.

Funny, but after reading that letter (god her English is bad, but you'd expect that, it's a shitload better than my Russian, or any other language than English really), I almost feel bad about leading her on.

Even knowing that she's probably just after a free ride out of the country.

10-04-2006, 13:02:50
I'm going to Russia!

10-04-2006, 13:03:50
Also, Greg has totally bought the picture. Maybe we can swindle some money from him. Seeing as how he is apparently a giant sucker.

10-04-2006, 13:13:32
can you get her to tattoo that Patrick's name in some strategic spot (like, er... St.Patrick's wishing wellll....), to prove her real intentions...


10-04-2006, 13:25:56
Originally posted by Venom
I'm going to Russia!

Don't bother. You can mail order Russian women.


After you meet one, go and get a "do-it yourself" kit!


10-04-2006, 13:43:25
But ordering them online is when the scary mafia people get involved. In Russian you can just grab women off the street. No one cares.

10-04-2006, 13:48:48
Same goes for Detroit

10-04-2006, 14:32:02
I wonder what she would say if she knew a guy living in a crate is answering her.

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 14:43:12
Like any other girl, I'm sure her first concern is penis size.

10-04-2006, 14:44:37
Tell her you don't mind if hers isn't that big.

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 14:48:46
Don't make me use the rolleyes.

10-04-2006, 14:50:26
:lol: at funko

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 15:51:13
Ok, here's the reply -- still going slowly:

Hi Kate! Thank you for the very nice letter. It was kind of long but I was not very busy yesterday so I enjoyed reading it and hearing about you and Savostopol. I see that you have two sisters. I have two sisters also and I also have an older brother. My sisters (Heloise and Penelope) are both married. Heloise has a son and Penelope has two daughters, so I have nieces and a nephew too. My brother is not married but he has had many girlfriends. He is a real party guy and I wish he would settle down. I am not married either, but I almost got married 3 years ago until I found out the girl was an athiest. I think church is very important and I go every week so that would not have worked out.

I have to fly to Florida today for my business and I will not be back until Wednesday, so if you write and do not hear back from me until then, please understand.


10-04-2006, 16:11:30
I find it very creepy that you are using my given name as your ruse.
Hmmm...hope she's not real...but probably not.

Also...is it a law in Russia that women can have no eyebrows or original hair color?

We get some smoking hot Russian girls in my store (very Eastern European part of town, which is why I live across the river witht the other WASPs!) but they always manage to screw something up like wearing jeans with slogans all over them or a horrible rainbow track suit or something.

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 16:16:02
Your last name is Bateman? Holy shit. Or were you just talking about Patrick part? Anyway, the name was Drekkusss's'es's idea -- I promise not to use your pic when the time comes. :D

As for the "real" part, just google Yekaterina Akimova.

10-04-2006, 16:16:21
Given name means first name. :D

10-04-2006, 16:25:36
Seems like a lot of work for some nude pics.

Lurker the Second
10-04-2006, 16:31:18
I want her to send me money, not nude pics.

10-04-2006, 16:33:11
Drekkusss's'es's idea :lol:

10-04-2006, 20:58:37
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I want her to send me money, not nude pics. Fag.

11-04-2006, 03:08:37
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
As for the "real" part, just google Yekaterina Akimova.

Were the all caps in the form letter your tip off?

Or did you cap them?

11-04-2006, 03:12:59
Advice on new scams.

If a Russian woman asks for money, itís a scam. Why won't you believe me?!!!!!!


Greg W
12-04-2006, 01:59:05
Originally posted by Venom
Also, Greg has totally bought the picture. Maybe we can swindle some money from him. Seeing as how he is apparently a giant sucker. Sure, send me the bank account details, and I'll pay the agency for her to get her visa and fly to America to meet Patrick.

Sir Penguin
12-04-2006, 03:33:02
Apparently, she shares a photo with Olga Ogurtsova.


12-04-2006, 12:05:08
I wish some of these scammers would post profits and stuff like that. I'd like to invest in their businesses. Lot of idiots out there.

12-04-2006, 12:40:55
I bet in the US the IRS expect their share on scam profits

12-04-2006, 12:42:56
Why just in the US? I'm sure in any country the tax man would want to tax all your income whatever the source.

12-04-2006, 13:06:10

Nills Lagerbaak
12-04-2006, 13:27:14
Yeah but how would the tax man be able to tax fraudulant incomes without becoming complicit to the scam. I doubt they EXPECT to be able to tax scam income.

12-04-2006, 13:35:33
exactly, here we don't even tax whores' income....

12-04-2006, 13:38:00
Pretty sure prostitute income isn't taxed here either. Cuz the bitches in my stable better be giving their money to me.

12-04-2006, 13:38:52
I bet it is in states where it's legal.

12-04-2006, 13:41:40
Which states would that be? I'm thinking of expanding my stable and I don't want to run into anything legal. It's all illegal all the time for me and my hos.

12-04-2006, 13:46:29
I don't know, but I bet Darkstar does.

12-04-2006, 13:48:06
even in backwards Italy we saw several years ago that TV report about that happy little legal brothel in Nevada, near LV or Reno or whatever

12-04-2006, 13:51:29
Yes, the Mustang Ranch. I think it might be closed now. But I definitely won't expand to Nevada. Too much competition there.

Lurker the Second
12-04-2006, 14:08:50
Good Lord this person is verbose. I'm beginning to think it's a Darkstar scam:

Hi, It is pleasant for me, that you answered my letter. I
understand, that my English language wishes to be better, I shall try
to be corrected. I ask an apology for my English language. I think,
that your letters help me to correct the mistakes of the English
language. I am still poorly familiar with work on the Internet, but
this invention of the person starts to like me. I understand, probably
the Internet at you for a long time and you does not surprise it, and
at us it while a new thing. It is pleasant to me, that we with you can
write letters each other and they come so quickly, allowing us to
write. I now cannot present myself as earlier people used simple mail
and wrote letters each other. It borrowed a lot of time and forces.
You know I for a long time with anybody did not talk on souls and I
now would like to talk to you. You know, to me so bothered to be
closed in the small world. In my life occurs nothing. All is
monotonous. Work the house, the house work. It would be desirable any
changes and therefore I dared to write on a site of acquaintances and
to get acquainted with you. It is interesting to me to learn as
people live in other country that do , than live. I do not want to
tell, that at me all is bad. At me good girlfriends, good work,
beautiful city in which I live, but all this starts to bother me. I
start to understand and look at the world in the course of time on
another. I start to understand, that it is not necessary in empty to
spend time, the life. I start to understand, that it is necessary to
build the small world, the family. It seems to me, that it comes in
the course of time. There comes at everyone such stage in life to make
the own world. Tell to me please about the ideas in this occasion? I
shall tell to you about myself and about the life. I wrote to you,
that I live one in the apartment. My senior sisters already married
and live the life. I lived with mum, but now was not present my mum
also I live one. At me my cat lives with me. I very much love him. I
come from work, and he meets me and starts to caress and be rubed
about me, wants that I stroked him, know as warmly to sleep with him.
I lie down to sleep, and he gets to me into legs , to lie down and
purrs. This fluffy sphere of me understands and likes. I shall send
you a photo of it. In my life it turned out so, that I one, at me was
not present my second half. I gave a lot of time to study and work and
not enough time gave private life. At me simply did not remain to time
for private life. Is not present certainly, I walked with girlfriends,
went on discos, and I had admirers, but it is all was not serious. I
not had men on which I could rely and make the family. I understand,
that it can seem to you strange, that such beautiful girl and one. You
simply do not know men at us, one is necessary to them only - sex.
Love for one night - that is necessary for them. There is no I not
against sex, I only for. Simply I do not present sex without love.
They I do not think of feelings and the present love, they do not
think of the future. I want, that in my life there was a present love,
now the present love is shown frequently at cinema. But I the romantic
person also believe in the present love and I sometimes would like,
that at me all was beautiful as at cinema. I think, that you too
sometimes have such ideas. Write to me about the love about the
desires, I want to learn you better. Now I have not enough time to
continue to write to you, but I shall wait for your letter to answer
you. I liked your letter, thank you. You asked me, what I want?
I wrote, that I want to find the friend and more.

Please send the following letters on my HOME E-mile: kate160479 mail.ru

12-04-2006, 14:12:08
I also wish my English langauge was better, unfortunetly it sucks.

Lurker the Second
12-04-2006, 14:12:24
Got a new pic, too:


12-04-2006, 14:14:23
E-mail two and she's already brought up sex.

Lurker the Second
12-04-2006, 14:14:27
Whatever else, I will be sure to work this little tidbit into the reply:
come from work, and he meets me and starts to caress and be rubed
about me, wants that I stroked him, know as warmly to sleep with him.
I lie down to sleep, and he gets to me into legs , to lie down and

12-04-2006, 14:17:15
It would really suck if she was for real.

Lurker the Second
12-04-2006, 14:21:29
She's not for real -- see SP's post.

12-04-2006, 14:23:34
Nothing could make me read SP's post.

12-04-2006, 14:23:46
Originally posted by Funko
E-mail two and she's already brought up sex.

And enclosed a full colour shot of her pussy

12-04-2006, 14:25:45
Originally posted by Chris
Nothing could make me read SP's post.

I've got a dime I could send you?

12-04-2006, 14:26:50
Or google the name like you said.

That girl in that picture has got some junk in the trunk.

Lurker the Second
12-04-2006, 14:27:14
For anyone that has doubts about this:

Click This (http://www.russian-detective.com/black_lists/individ/new/ogurtsova_olga.htm)

12-04-2006, 14:28:35
Damn, you should have put spoiler tags! That could be all the photos ruined. :(

Lurker the Second
12-04-2006, 14:30:11
Yeah, true. Hey folks, don't click that link if you want surprises from future photos.

12-04-2006, 14:31:21
Must say I like her curtains

12-04-2006, 14:32:47
I wonder if her curtains match the crapet

12-04-2006, 14:33:25



12-04-2006, 14:33:46

12-04-2006, 14:34:17

12-04-2006, 14:34:52
This forum needs a spill checker

12-04-2006, 14:36:17
no, we'll just make fun of everyone who can't spel

12-04-2006, 14:39:44
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
For anyone that has doubts about this:

Click This (http://www.russian-detective.com/black_lists/individ/new/ogurtsova_olga.htm) I should 100-0 the lot of you, nobody believes these things are anything but scams, I was thinking what a goof it would be if it was actually real.

Nills Lagerbaak
12-04-2006, 14:42:08
Careful Lurker. You'll end up falling in love with her, only to realise it's her Mafia pimp writting all the letters. It'll be like cerano de bergerac all over again!

12-04-2006, 14:42:56

12-04-2006, 14:48:24
Originally posted by Rekrul
This forum needs a spill checker lurker could use one - FACT!!!

12-04-2006, 14:58:31
Originally posted by Chris
I also wish my English langauge was better, unfortunetly it sucks.

nonono, you don't wish, it's your language itself that autonomously wishes to be better!
You just try to be corrected!

12-04-2006, 15:04:52
Dammit, that link doesn't just have the pictures, it has all the e-mails too.

12-04-2006, 15:31:19
So you won't be also writing her then?

12-04-2006, 15:33:47
Writing her? Don't you recognize my work? The similar grammar, terrible spelling and general lack of understanding for English? I'm a ghost writer on these things.

12-04-2006, 15:34:16

That English is way too advanced for you.

12-04-2006, 15:37:53
Both Venom and Funko have a point.

There can be only one thing to say in that situation:

Lurker sucks.

12-04-2006, 15:39:09
Originally posted by Funko

That English is way too advanced for you.

I do have an editor for these official e-mails.

12-04-2006, 15:46:46
Her email has no connection to anything Lurker wrote.

if she all just copypastes standard emails, she might be hard to con.

Lurker, have you read the nigerian scambaiting projects?

12-04-2006, 15:47:27
Read them, hell he's counting on a payoff from them!

Lurker the Second
12-04-2006, 16:00:18
Ok, here's my reply:

Hello Katie!

Thank you for your recent letter. I really like getting mail from you. I just returned to Arizona from Florida for my work. Both are nice but I like Arizona better. Florida seems to have too many heathens, especially in Miami where I was. (I do not know how heathen will translate for you, but hopefully you can work it out.)

What is the weather like in Savastopol this time of year? It is starting to get hot in Arizona already and will get very hot in another month or two. I go on vacation in the summer to Wisconsin, where it is cooler and there is a lake to swim in.

Your pictures are nice. The one of you and your pussy was the best. I like pussies and would like to stroke one and have it between my legs.

I am not really comfortable talking about sex because I never get any since I am not married, but you seem to have the right attitude. It is not good if you are not in love, but the heathens do not seem to understand that.

I will wait to hear from you again.


Lurker the Second
12-04-2006, 16:03:17
Originally posted by Drekkus
Her email has no connection to anything Lurker wrote.

if she all just copypastes standard emails, she might be hard to con.

Lurker, have you read the nigerian scambaiting projects?

Yeah, so far these are just ctrl-alt-c/ctrl-alt-v jobs, but eventually it will have to get personal.

12-04-2006, 16:11:05

for inspiration

12-04-2006, 16:12:07

do you mean ^C ^V ???

personally, I prefer Ctrl+Ins Sh+Ins

Nills Lagerbaak
12-04-2006, 16:13:00
:lol: Something had to be said about the pussy between her legs!

12-04-2006, 16:13:49
Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V are easier for me because normally i'm using the mouse with my right hand to select the text I am copying or navigating to where I want to paste it.

12-04-2006, 16:13:51
This fluffy sphere of me understands and likes

Nills Lagerbaak
12-04-2006, 16:16:58
Originally posted by Funko
Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V are easier for me because normally i'm using the mouse with my right hand to select the text I am copying or navigating to where I want to paste it.


Conversation cannot get any sadder.

12-04-2006, 16:17:25
You know we are going to take that as a challenge.

Nills Lagerbaak
12-04-2006, 16:21:32
Yes....I'm sad to say I do :(

12-04-2006, 16:26:03
I admit, I can't think of anything sadder at the moment.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
12-04-2006, 16:29:20
I have had a life long interest in railways and in particular in steam engines. probably because two of my Great - grandfathers were employed by the Midland Railway, one as a Steam Raiser, the other as a Plate Layer. Also both of my Grandfathers were Firemen for the Great Northern Railway - later becoming Drivers for the L.N.E.R. A Great Uncle was a Shunter for the London & North Eastern Railway and an Uncle was a Lamp Man / Relief Signal Man who finally became a Guard for British Railways. I myself have never worked on the Railways but for my 50th birthday I was treated to a Footplate Experience course on the Nene Valley Railway this made me appreciate how hard life must have been for railway workers of the past who had to earn a living from this industry. Peterborough where I was born and have lived all my life has had the influence of 5 railway companies :- London & Northwestern Railway , Great Northern Railway , Midland Railway , Great Eastern Railway and the Midland & Great Northern Joint Railway
My original intentions were to create a simple Home Page outlining my interests and illustrated with a few pictures. But during an attic clear out I re-discovered a few boxes of photographs and slides from my youth, unfortunately these have suffered due to poor storage - not that they were all photographic masterpieces in the first place - most of them were taken while I was still at school which had an active Railway Society and organized many Sunday tours. I have restored some of these photographs digitally and have posted them here for your enjoyment. The captions are as accurate as I can remember but I welcome any corrections by E-mail. Also found in the loft were some photographs taken by my uncle Mr R. F. Mason in 1938,which I have also included All the images have been up-loaded in a low resolution format to save space,display and quicker. - I intend to make higher definition scans available on CD in the near future.
Was it really 40 years ago that I took the photographs? or 50 years since as a child I was woken by the sound of night-time shunting at New England, hearing the rapid exhaust beat as wheels slipped as wagons were being propelled forward into sidings, the wagons' wheel flanges squealing as they negotiated the point-work and the crash of buffers as they met previously shunted wagons, and by express trains hauled by pacifics whistling as they passed.............
Now the night-time sound is the constant drone of traffic on the dual carriage-way that was once the M.& G.N.J.R. main east-west route. But during the day-time if the wind is in the right direction the sound of a B1's whistle can occasionally be heard from the Nene Valley Railway and also the sound of a G.N.E.R.225s' hooter on the ECML does seem to have a familiar chime as it follows 'The Route of the Flying Scotsman' as proclaimed on the coach sides.

12-04-2006, 16:30:40
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Conversation cannot get any sadder. but maybe we can make it saddle


12-04-2006, 16:31:09
I reckon that beats my post. Although it is too long and boring to read all of it.

12-04-2006, 16:32:01
Qaj's not MoSe's

In MoSe's it's nice that the girl in front has time to get herself off whilst sitting on a mechanical bull!

12-04-2006, 17:06:57
The ctrl-alt-c and ctrl-alt-v thing is on purpose. It's an inside joke for Lurker.

Lurker the Second
13-04-2006, 13:06:28
Today's missive:

Hi I today woke up early, I wanted to check up my mail and at
once found your letter. It is very pleasant for me, that you the
responsible person and answer on my letters. I very much appreciate
it. I want to tell to you, that I appreciate sincerity and the truth
in people. If to me, something is not pleasant, I at once I and shall
tell it to the person, instead of I shall keep him waiting.
Give with you we agree, with you already adult people, we want to find
the love and consequently both of us addressed to the Internet and
found each other, I want to tell to you, that we should learn each
other as it is possible better and if to you or me, something is not
pleasant, at once about it we write. Well. It is simple for honesty
between us that we were fair with you. I and you, we are not going to
play game, at us not that age to waste time. You with me agree? I
liked your letters, you know at me there is no difficulty to read your
letters, at you good English language. Thank you for it. I understand,
that it is better to learn each other is to meet and look each other
in the face, but in our situation now it not possible yet and
consequently I want to learn you better through your letters which you
to me write. I want to look your photos, please. Certainly, I shall
try to tell to you about myself as much as possible, you do not
hesitate ask, that to you to tell about myself, I shall write with the
great pleasure, I like to write to you of the letter. Never simply I
wrote letters through the Internet earlier, it is pleasant to me. I
shall tell to you about the girlfriends and about hobbies. I have
girlfriends with which we are friends since the childhood. We always
help each other. Some my girlfriends married and are very happy, one
my girlfriend married somewhere in the USA. She got acquainted through
agency of acquaintances on the Internet, it was approximately 2 years
ago. Sometimes with my girlfriends we go on discos, it is a little to
have a rest from work and a house. I shall send you some photos. They
should you is pleasant. I not the fan to go on discos, but sometimes
it would be desirable to replace conditions simply. When at us summer
I like to float and sunbathe, we have small river . I like to float in her.
In the
summer I like to collect I years, since the childhood we went with
parents behind berries, know as is tasty to eat I skin wild strawberry
with milk. There is such smell of wild strawberry when you eat her.
Still I like to go behind mushrooms, at us it is a lot of mushrooms, I
like them to collect, but I do not like them to clean. I like to play
sometimes computer games, and to look films when there is a free time.
I wrote to you, that I live one and it happens me sadly by one in long
evenings. There is no simple human dialogue. Cares that I could care
of the person loved to me. I like to prepare, but I now have nobody to
prepare, that someone estimated my culinary abilities. I am tasty I
prepare, I was learned by mum, and then I studied to prepare. I like
to go sometimes with girlfriends to eat in cafe, but I prefer to eat
houses, houses are more tasty. I the girl domestic and am pleasant to
me a domestic cosiness more. Write to me about itself and tell about
the domestic hobbies. I with impatience shall wait for your letter.

Your Katie.

She's quite boring, really. Better start getting personal soon or I'll lose interest. Today's pic in the next post.

Lurker the Second
13-04-2006, 13:08:06

13-04-2006, 13:09:56
Damn it, that's the next letter in the chain from the website. You must find a way to break the cycle. Say something drastic. Proclaim that you want to give her money now!

13-04-2006, 13:10:08
Send her a picture of Patrick Moore.

He's really famous in the UK but I doubt he is with Russian scammers?



13-04-2006, 13:13:12
I'm really starting to fell in love with this Patrick guy.

Lurker the Second
13-04-2006, 13:16:36
He hates baseball. It's for heathens.

Nills Lagerbaak
13-04-2006, 13:20:18
This is some twisted love triangle.... But yes, you must attempt to break the cycle. Say you're travelling to Russia next week or something...

13-04-2006, 13:22:33
Somewhere in Russia a long way from where she lives..

Nills Lagerbaak
13-04-2006, 13:25:39
What? we don't know where she lives? Hmm, we do, but we're not supposed to yet... interesting, could be the "coincedence" of the century

Lurker the Second
13-04-2006, 13:32:43
she lives in Savastopol. It's true, she told me so.

Nills Lagerbaak
13-04-2006, 13:36:07
I thought the scam site actually gave the name and address of the scammer.... but I just skimmed that so can't be 100% sure.

13-04-2006, 13:37:06
And you would be going to Moscow on business.

Nills Lagerbaak
13-04-2006, 13:38:53
? Why not

13-04-2006, 13:41:37
Why not what?

13-04-2006, 13:43:31
Yes, you have to say something to make her break from the pattern of pre-written letters.

Say you have a terminal illness in its late stages and that you will be leaving a legacy of 8 million dollars in oil cash, the only catch being you will need to have the person you leave the money to provide their signature to your will within the next few weeks. Say it would mean a lot to you to have her at your funeral.... ;)

13-04-2006, 13:45:19
tell her you hate Mexicans

13-04-2006, 13:45:26
^ Perfect!

13-04-2006, 13:46:06
Both Kitsuki's and the hating mexicans.

13-04-2006, 13:48:04
the 8 million was made by trafficing illegal mexicans into the country... she might actually need your services then

Nills Lagerbaak
13-04-2006, 13:51:58
Originally posted by Funko
Why not what?

forget it, it's a dumb idea :)

Still if the scam site does give her real address, freak her out by saying you'll be over that way soon.

13-04-2006, 13:57:19

Lurker the Second
13-04-2006, 14:06:16
Uh, Nils ....

Originally posted by Lurker the Second
It's true, she told me so.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
13-04-2006, 15:41:05
Ask her if she has any pictures of herself besides the ones from when Noah was still on the ark.

Lurker the Second
18-04-2006, 14:50:34
Took a break from the relationship, but I had a good reason:

Hi Katie!

I was thrilled to receive your letter from last week. I read the message on my computer at work and was rushing home to reply but unfortunately I got in a car accident on the way. I was in a coma until yesterday and that is why it has taken me so long to reply. I am still in the hospital and one of my arms is in a cast so it takes me quite a long time to type now. Also it is very painful, but I can bear it because I wanted to write to you so much.

I am very sad to say that the person driving the other car was killed in the accident. Her baby was in a car seat, though, and is ok, which is good. I know I should not have been driving so fast or tried to go through that traffic light, but I was in such a hurry to write to you. Fortunately for me the police are not sure what happened because there were no witnesses.

I hope to get out of the hospital at the end of this week. Please forgive me for the delay in writing to you. Write me back and let me know how you are doing.


18-04-2006, 14:51:26

You sicko. :beer:

18-04-2006, 14:53:31

18-04-2006, 15:03:32
oh yeah:lol:

18-04-2006, 15:12:12
That's more like it.

18-04-2006, 15:29:51
Its probaly the truth.

18-04-2006, 15:32:03
he should of said it didn't matter what happened because it was a bunch of illegals anyway

18-04-2006, 15:33:19
That's incriminating evidence that is. Hang on for the blackmail demand ;)

Lurker the Second
18-04-2006, 15:37:22
Oh I am. Before this is over there will be search warrants and arrests.

18-04-2006, 15:42:29
There is such smell of wild strawberry when you eat her.

well that's fairly unique

19-04-2006, 05:54:48
I prefer the mango scented ones myself.

19-04-2006, 11:58:20
I like to eat mango scented body butter.

19-04-2006, 12:11:38
body butter? is that like bum gravy?

19-04-2006, 12:20:19
Haha, that is sick, but you are deviating massively from character.... ;) :lol:

Lurker the Second
19-04-2006, 14:51:32
Yeah, I was getting bored Kitsuki. Anyway, the bitch apparently couldn't care less about my trying times:

Hi dear I am glad, that you wrote me the letter and we with you can
write letters each other. Your letters please my soul and force itself
to feel the woman. You know it very pleasantly when you paid
compliments also with pleasant words. Any girl likes when to her pay
attention and pay compliments. I as well as all women love beautiful
words, speak, that the woman likes ears. Sometimes nobody understands
us, how the main hero in film told (Back in the future), women is a
ninth riddle of the universe and us sometimes not simply to
understand. But actually we are easy for understanding. That is
necessary for me, as well as to any other woman is to be loved that
you loved. The happiness is when you the calmness and a cosiness love,
it when houses, it when you wait for the favourite person and know,
that you are necessary for him and that you unique and unique for him.
I think, that many women dream of it on the ground. I heard, that at
you the woman not such, that they are interested only with money and
independence, freedom. I think, that it is not correct. So should not
be. The woman is a keeper of a home, she is the mistress in the house
in which she should create a cosiness and rest for the favourite
husband. I unless am not right? Write to me please, that you think of
my ideas. I so was brought up by my mum. My senior sisters too were
brought up also, and I take an example from them. At them in families
understanding and a cosiness, husbands of them like. To my sisters
carried. I think, that I too shall be happy sometime and I shall have
the family and loving husband. At me now began such period in life,
that to me began to seem, that around all grey and typical. I am very
glad, that I could get acquainted with you, I think that to me simply
carried or it is destiny that we met you. Recently at us in Russia
showed transfer, she (To find you) refers to. In transfer are engaged
in search of people and lonely hearts, one plot there was, that the
young girl from Russia corresponded with the man from abroad, they
liked each other, but something happened with the Internet (breakage)
and they lost each other. On transfer they met, the girl asked to find
the favourite person on transfer and he arrived to her. It is very
touching history of love, but it so is romantic. I with each letter
start to trust, that letters with my words, inform up to you my part
oppress, and your letters bring to me a part of your soul. It to not
explain yet, but to me new and unfamiliar feeling. It is pleasant to
me. I shall tell to you a little about myself. I like houses to
prepare to eat, I like to prepare when at me on a visit my
girlfriends. You know as it pleasantly when someone appreciates your
work and your abilities, this not overlooked feeling. I like, that at
home at me was always clean. My girlfriends sometimes for fun speak,
that I am frequently cleaned. I simply got used to the order as mum
did at me. Earlier I liked to play volleyball, I remember, that I well
played to school. We with girlfriends even went on trainings on
volleyball when went to school. After leaving school all this was
somehow forgot and at everyone the life appeared. It was for a long
time. Now I write you the letter and I try to transfer with him a
slice of the soul.

Your Katie.

Summary please. Today's pic to follow.

Lurker the Second
19-04-2006, 14:53:39
Today's pic.


19-04-2006, 14:55:57
"Sometimes nobody understands us"

I'm not chuffing suprised luv, not with little gems like:

" I as well as all women love beautiful words, speak, that the woman likes ears."

19-04-2006, 14:57:03
By the way, this is, I think, one of the finest threads I've read in a long time. - FACT

19-04-2006, 15:54:16
Typical woman. Not even paying attention to your problems. Just keeps talking about herself.

Lurker the Second
19-04-2006, 15:59:37
And my reply:

Dearest Katie,

Oh thank you so much for your last mail. It was the only ray of sunshine in my dark and dreary day. I am still in the hospital and in great pain. During the accident I suffered trauma to my groin and there has been massive swelling and bruising in that area. I am uncomfortable talking about it but I feel close to you and thought you should know. Let's just say "small grapefruits" and leave it at that. Please pray for me.

I have to say I was at first a little surprised you did not say anything about my accident and the troubles I am having, but then I thought about it and realized you probably just want to keep my mind off of it. You are so thoughtful that way and it is especially good because the funeral for the other driver was yesterday and I cannot think of much else except when I read your letters. I have never been lucky enough to meet anyone like you before.

It is ironic that your girlfriends tease you about being frequently cleaned because ever since I have been in the hospital I get frequently cleaned too. Usually twice a day. It makes me very uncomfortable, though, for the nurse's aide to do that because she is a woman who is not my wife and I am sometimes exposed to her. I do not think that is a sin, but I am praying for forgiveness just in case. Please pray for me, too.

Write back soon, Katie!


19-04-2006, 16:05:14

19-04-2006, 16:13:45
is the nurse hot?

Lurker the Second
19-04-2006, 16:14:45
Damn right, but it's really painful when I think about her.

19-04-2006, 16:16:55
maybe you'll need a penis transplant

19-04-2006, 16:43:53
Naw, just grapefruit removal.

19-04-2006, 16:54:10
:lol: @ Patrick

19-04-2006, 17:07:29
What will it take to break the cycle of re-written replies? Offer to send money?

20-04-2006, 07:58:08
yeah if this is a scam it's a bloody slow one

20-04-2006, 12:08:57
And a stupid one. I like the Nigerians better, they at least try.

20-04-2006, 12:18:31
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Today's pic.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/LurkertheSecond/n4b.jpg a handreader she is. jesjes

20-04-2006, 12:46:58
A handreader with x-ray vision, talented girl

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
20-04-2006, 19:41:54
She's not very good either. While she's been standing there concentrating, the snow's already half up to her knees.

20-04-2006, 23:08:27
She looks the type who'd want to help out with her friend's hospital bills. Especially if they had forgotton to pay the last premium.

Lurker the Second
21-04-2006, 12:58:49
Today's letter is more of the same crap, except the subject line has been changed. Until today it was "Hello", but it is now
"My Dear". Woohoo.

Dear friend Each my letter and my ideas are directed to you. With each
your letter I feel, that we become more close to each other. My soul
is pleased when I read letters from you. This feeling is not familiar
to me also I cannot explain it it. But I very much like to write to
you of the letter. I with impatience wait from you for each following
letter. I with excitement sit for a computer to receive and read your
letters. Certainly there are some language handicapes between us, but
it seems to me, that it not a barrier to us. I shall try to improve
the English language that you completely understood me. Every day I
feel is more sure and is quieter with your letters. Your letters
installed in me confidence, that on the ground there is a man which
estimates my love and fidelity to him. I very obligatory girl also try
to carry out all duties and promises. I the frank person also speak
always the truth to people what she would not be. It seems to me, that
such quality should be in each person. I feel in your letters
there is a quality of fidelity, honesty and love. It is very a pity to
me, that we did not meet you earlier. Probably our lives would develop
on another. I understand, us with you unites while acquaintance
through the Internet, through letters, but this feeling grows also to
me it seems, that all depends on us with you, all in our hands. If we
met you and could get acquainted and find each other is a destiny
helped us. Now I know, that I am not lonely in this severe world. I
noticed in your letters, that you too not always can write to me the
big letters and answer every day. Do not experience, I understand that
we with you have duties and work which it is necessary to carry out.
It is which our life we got used to live. The main thing, that we with
you can write and wait for the letter from each other. With your
letters I changed. I felt other person. At me in life, all was good
also life went the turn, but I in life did not have one is special the
men, loving men. Which I would love and met houses. There is no I do
not want to tell it, that the man should work, and the wife should
wait for his house. I did not get used to sit at home not working, I
like to work. I understand, that the woman should care of the house,
family children but when children grow and become independent, the
wife should work and be engaged in loved to itself work. At us so it
is accepted in Russia. Write to me please, than at you women are
engaged? I understand, that any girl should watch{keep up} itself and
do itself beautiful, but all is necessary to try to be in time. I have
time everything, since morning, before work I shall always have time
to make up (I use cosmetics), to drink a cup of coffee, to result
myself and the house in the order, to make a hairdress and I go for
work. If the girl has not time to do the duties on the house or
to watch itself - her it is necessary to rise on earlier. I got used
so to do always. If I know, that I should make much in the morning, I
rise early and all I have time. Excuse me, I something write all about
myself and about myself. Write to me about itself, what you like to do
in the mornings? How passes your morning? I with impatience and love
shall wait for your following letter.

Your Katie

21-04-2006, 13:00:12
Can you please teach her about paragraphs?

Lurker the Second
21-04-2006, 13:00:49
Today's pic (I'm thinking 3some):


21-04-2006, 13:03:07
Ask her for the e-mail address of her friend.

21-04-2006, 13:31:53
That's what I was thinking. Not a very smart move on Katie's part.
Maybe you should express an interest in the friend in a one line email and see what happens? :)

I think the only way you're going to get any kind of unique response is if you just keep this up until they run out of the canned stuff.

21-04-2006, 13:32:27
On second thought, the black skirt is a dead giveaway for a hidden cottage cheese factory.

21-04-2006, 13:37:47
i'm still baffled as to when the requests for money start

or is this just some kind of scam to rob you of your spare time by forcing you to read tedious self obsessed e-mails?

21-04-2006, 13:41:12
she's robbing us all if that is the case... thanks to Lurker

21-04-2006, 13:42:24
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
On second thought, the black skirt is a dead giveaway for a hidden cottage cheese factory.

Trueness! This is trueness!

Also, this is the worst money making scheme ever. Any fool who fell for this deserves to lose money.

Nills Lagerbaak
21-04-2006, 13:42:59
KG, the scam site has at least 15 messages before she starts talking about visiting (and hence visa costs, etc, etc.)
I love the way her grammar improves massively when talking shop!

21-04-2006, 13:45:40
Tell her makeup is unholy and to stop desecrating her body.

Lurker the Second
21-04-2006, 14:06:18
Originally posted by Japher
she's robbing us all if that is the case... thanks to Lurker

You weren't supposed to tell.

15 of these, huh? Egads.

I will ask about the friend, though.

21-04-2006, 14:11:27
Chaps. We are missing out on a trick here.

Time to start sending photos back to her.

Nills Lagerbaak
21-04-2006, 14:11:37
Well, 15 is a very rough estimate, there were loads basically.

21-04-2006, 14:25:39
Originally posted by Kitsuki
Chaps. We are missing out on a trick here.

Time to start sending photos back to her.

jesjes. obviously Lurkers avatar is a good start..

21-04-2006, 14:30:14
Burger eating guy! Send the burger eating guy!

Lurker the Second
21-04-2006, 14:35:32
I still think it's a bit early for sending pics, plus I don't really know who I want to send a pic of. Also, I'll need to pick someone who I can get several pictures of.

21-04-2006, 14:37:44
We can bizzarely, yet subtlely photoshop the same picture over and over again.

21-04-2006, 14:38:35
Stick with patrick moore. Go on!

21-04-2006, 14:54:58
Yeah Patrick was good :D

21-04-2006, 14:55:57
Don't go too crazy with sending wierd pics and saying wierd things. The ultimate goal should be to string whoever is doing this along for as long as possible. Give the impression of total sincerity, then when the 'asking for money' time comes, keep giving plausible excuses of why you weren't able to send the money. Keep sounding sincere, and we'll see how long this person is willing to persevere.

21-04-2006, 14:56:21
Umm... you really are getting these e-mails I trust ? Not taking them from the website ;)

21-04-2006, 15:35:58
Originally posted by Venom
Burger eating guy! Send the burger eating guy!


21-04-2006, 15:37:31
Originally posted by Caligastia
ultimate goal should be to string whoever is doing this along for as long as possible.

well really the ultimate goal should be to do what that guy did to the 619ers and turn the tables by getting them to send you some money, no matter how small the amount

Nills Lagerbaak
21-04-2006, 15:39:48
And a lock of her hair! I want a lock of hair.

21-04-2006, 15:42:01

21-04-2006, 15:49:33
yeah the ones from san francisco, that's the ones, joe montana and all that

Lurker the Second
21-04-2006, 16:03:35
Apparently a certain someone has noticed this little project of mine and is now pissed at me. If someone wants to take this over I'll pm you the relevant details about the hotmail account I set up.

*goes off with tail between legs and sulks*

Nills Lagerbaak
21-04-2006, 16:10:28

21-04-2006, 16:12:05
I'd take it over, but something tells me I'd be a bit to drastic. Not subtle enough. More like a hammer to the face and wrecking ball to the nut sack.

21-04-2006, 16:27:51
funko's the expert on wooing ladies online, he can do it

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-04-2006, 16:37:42
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Apparently a certain someone has noticed this little project of mine and is now pissed at me. If someone wants to take this over I'll pm you the relevant details about the hotmail account I set up.

*goes off with tail between legs and sulks*

Ahahahahahahaha. She's cut your nuts off again.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
21-04-2006, 16:40:47
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I still think it's a bit early for sending pics, plus I don't really know who I want to send a pic of. Also, I'll need to pick someone who I can get several pictures of.

New contact person will have to send a picture of someone in the hospital.

Else MrG getting a punch in the face is a good start.

21-04-2006, 16:55:39
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Apparently a certain someone has noticed this little project of mine and is now pissed at me. If someone wants to take this over I'll pm you the relevant details about the hotmail account I set up.

*goes off with tail between legs and sulks*

I vote for Venom.

21-04-2006, 16:56:31
* on condition he sends the burger guy pic.

24-04-2006, 08:06:23
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Apparently a certain someone has noticed this little project of mine and is now pissed at me. If someone wants to take this over I'll pm you the relevant details about the hotmail account I set up.

*goes off with tail between legs and sulks*

:lol: I assumed you would have cleared it with mission control first.

24-04-2006, 08:29:48
:lol: an angry new dutch girl

24-04-2006, 08:36:58
I'd assumed you were saying that the Russian Mafia were after you, and you wanted to pass the blame on to anyone willing to piss them off further :D

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-04-2006, 08:42:58
MrG should take over.

24-04-2006, 08:45:47
not wizzz my bad english

I vote for funko or venom

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-04-2006, 08:49:21
your english is excellent, jesjes

24-04-2006, 08:50:01
thank you, i am flettert

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-04-2006, 09:12:38
het flattert

24-04-2006, 09:54:07
Lurker, you numptie