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Greg W
05-04-2006, 02:16:43
If so, does milking the cows put you off wanking? :hmm:

JM^3
05-04-2006, 04:35:43
I would hope they wouldn't be related at all...

JM

Diss
05-04-2006, 07:38:07
I'm a city boy.

Diss
05-04-2006, 07:40:50
I have never even seen a cow up close.

Greg W
05-04-2006, 08:19:50
Originally posted by JM^3
I would hope they wouldn't be related at all...

JM Similar motion. One would imagine you'd get tired of it after doing it all morning.

I dunno, you're the expert, do you get tired of wanking all morning? :D

JM^3
05-04-2006, 08:25:56
the only limitations are:

when your eyes start to hurt (this limits number of times in one day)

when your balls start to ache (this limits number of times in a week or so)

JM

Kitsuki
05-04-2006, 08:40:05
Urghhhh.

Funko
05-04-2006, 08:41:07
^ He just came

King_Ghidra
05-04-2006, 08:46:20
:lol:

A mate and I once weaved through a field of cows while hurtling downhill on a bmx without any brakes. I was impressed by how unperturbed they were.

Funko
05-04-2006, 08:50:16
Maybe they didn't understand that you had no brakes.

mr_G
05-04-2006, 08:50:54
or they thought that riding a bmx is for kids.

King_Ghidra
05-04-2006, 09:08:18
i must have missed that bit on the instructions

Greg W
05-04-2006, 10:28:26
Originally posted by Funko
^ He just came :lol:

I can do a very good impersonation of a cow mooing. Did it in the country a while back, and the cows all stopped to look at me. Mind oyu, they could have just been thinking "who's the idiot"?

King_Ghidra
05-04-2006, 11:19:48
it's scary either way

ever see nursey in the cow fancy dress in blackadder 2? she did a good cow impression too.

Dear Queen, I, evil Prince Ludwig the Indestructible, have your two friends and you must choose between them. The ransom is one million Crona. Many many a- po'-lo'-gies for the inconvience.

[In the Queen's Chambre]

Queenie: What a difficult choice!

Nursie: But not the first difficult choice you've ever had to make, my little tadpole.

Queenie: No, that's true.

Nursie: In the old days, it was all difficult choices. Should you have 'Nursie milk' or 'more cow milk'. Or course, it was always 'Nursey milk', ha-ha, but then left breasty-dumpling or right breasty-dumpling. Of course, it was always both breast-dumplings, ha-ha. Ahh, but then which one first.

Queenie: Shut up, Nursey!

Queenie: Don't be silly, Nursie. You always talk like this and you always end up coming as the same thing.

Nursie: Do I?

Queenie: Yes, you know it, every...bod..(stops short in mid-sentence) Nursie. What does Nursie always come to fancy dress parties dressed as?

Baldrick: I thought everybody knew.

Queenie: Yes, everybody in public (?), except Nursey.

Baldrick: She always comes as a cow.

Nursie: Yes, that's right. A lovely lovely cow with great big lovely udders. Swiggling 'round going 'Mmmooooo'. Come to Nursey cow, you lovely little heifers. Oh that's more fun..oh, let me be a cow again, please?

Queenie: Shut up. (to Percy) Isn't Nursie stupid?

Greg W
05-04-2006, 11:34:00
Probably, though I can't rmeember it right now. Damn cold. :(

Kitsuki
05-04-2006, 11:35:02
Originally posted by Funko
^ He just came

Yes, but at least you were gentle. :love:

Greg W
05-04-2006, 11:36:24
As gentle as a farmer stroking a cow's udder. :nervous:

mr_G
05-04-2006, 11:36:24
what's wrong wizzz kitsuki, are you in the wank-fase? or is it just because it is spring

Greg W
05-04-2006, 11:36:58
Or he just has a thing for Funko wanking him off.

Kitsuki
05-04-2006, 11:44:38
Ok, I'm going to stop posting in any threads with any reference or potential referencing to masturbation. Ie. Leaving Forever.

Greg W
05-04-2006, 11:47:47
Yep, stopping posting in those threads would mean leaving forever. Maybe we should call the site Counterwank: a site for alternative views on masturbation and other important things in life.

JM^3
05-04-2006, 12:29:27
sorry

JM

Tizzy
05-04-2006, 17:48:06
Originally posted by Greg W
Yep, stopping posting in those threads would mean leaving forever. Maybe we should call the site Counterwank: a site for alternative views on masturbation and other important things in life.

I wonder how many alternative views there are on it?

The Norks
05-04-2006, 19:59:42
have you ever met anyone who claimed never to wank? I have.

King_Ghidra
05-04-2006, 21:48:58
hey you'll be keeping a dairy in your norks soon enough

Greg W
06-04-2006, 00:03:36
:lol:

If a man claims to have never wanked, he's a liar!

FACT!

JM^3
06-04-2006, 00:26:57
I know a guy who didn't wank until he was ~25

wanks all the time now though

JM

Greg W
06-04-2006, 01:27:29
Jon, you have far too much wanking in your life! You should toss that out right now.

Darkstar
06-04-2006, 02:03:38
JM should change his name to the Wankmeister.

JM^3
06-04-2006, 02:28:34
Originally posted by Greg W
Jon, you have far too much wanking in your life! You should toss that out right now.

I have had too much wanking in my life....

I ready to go pro

JM

Koyaanisqatsi
06-04-2006, 03:58:38
Didn't think they paid for that anymore...

JM^3
06-04-2006, 04:09:40
well, isn't wanking just practice? being with another person is the real deal?

JM

Koyaanisqatsi
06-04-2006, 04:12:19
It doesn't, er, work quite the same, no.

Greg W
06-04-2006, 07:02:22
:lol: :lol: :lol: