PDA

View Full Version : I need a hobby


alsieboo
01-04-2006, 18:52:31
practical suggestions and places I can go? No? Didn't think so. Anyone want to make sure I get into clubs every friday/saturday and get me wasted? No? At least I tried.

Diss
01-04-2006, 19:42:18
you could post I need a hobby threads at every bulletin board on the internet. That should keep you occupied for a while.

Oerdin
01-04-2006, 20:18:12
Learn salsa dancing. Guys will love it, you will get a real workout, and you'll be in those clubs you spoke about.

Diss
01-04-2006, 21:03:08
salsa dancing? how can you dance on small jars of salsa?

Koyaanisqatsi
01-04-2006, 21:11:44
Duh, you take it out of the jars. It's like a sand shuffle.

Koshko
02-04-2006, 00:08:26
I collect dust. It's an easy hobby. All you do is sit around doing nothing for days.

Rekrul
02-04-2006, 00:20:10
Thats one of my favourites too. The advanced level is to collect cobwebs

Darkstar
02-04-2006, 06:13:58
Ah. You are both meditating. You two and Mr. G should start a meditaton club.

Koyaanisqatsi
02-04-2006, 06:17:41
I want to join a medication club. Different pills every month. It would be interesting, and you never know, I might be saving my life!

JM^3
02-04-2006, 07:01:56
don't take any beta blockers unless your doctor tells you to

JM

Darkstar
02-04-2006, 07:02:38
He should join the CG self-medication club!

mr_G
02-04-2006, 07:38:21
Originally posted by Darkstar
Ah. You are both meditating. You two and Mr. G should start a meditaton club. yaaaaaaaay :bounce:

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-04-2006, 08:32:59
Spend hours poring through obscure areas of distant history in the faint hope you'll find something vaguely smutty which you can then blow out of all proportion in an essay with all the academic merit of "The Benny Hill Show". It works for me.

Darkstar
02-04-2006, 09:09:17
Works for us as well Laz. You've got a lot of fans for your "History's Dirty Secrets". :D

*End Is Forever*
02-04-2006, 09:35:25
Sex?

Darkstar
02-04-2006, 09:38:10
Not now, thanks for the offer though! It might wake up my girlfriend, and she isn't feeling that well at the moment. She needs her sleep.

Rekrul
02-04-2006, 13:02:17
Originally posted by Darkstar
Works for us as well Laz. You've got a lot of fans for your "History's Dirty Secrets". :D

Absolutely. Any plans to resurrect the blog Laz?

self biased
02-04-2006, 14:26:18
pick up warhammer, alsie.

Christoph
02-04-2006, 18:47:04
Ignore the warhammar thing, it's all just money

Beta1
02-04-2006, 18:58:14
Originally posted by JM^3
don't take any beta blockers unless your doctor tells you to

JM

what did I do to get put on ignore?

Snotty
02-04-2006, 20:44:15
Dancers have fantastic bums

Beta1
02-04-2006, 20:53:02
was that connected to anything or is snotty just daydreaming again?

alsieboo
03-04-2006, 17:32:48
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
Sex?

people tend to think I'm a slag if I go round doing that as often as I'd like, and I'd spend a fortune in johnnys

Warhammer is not for me. I need a sociable hobby.

HelloKitty
04-04-2006, 01:46:30
Take up a martial art.

Healthy, usefull, and you get to hit people! (unless you take one of those pansy ass dance martial arts with no contact).

Devils Advocate
04-04-2006, 02:16:28
Originally posted by alsieboo
people tend to think I'm a slag if I go round doing that as often as I'd like, and I'd spend a fortune in johnnys

You told your boyfriend you wanted to leave him so you could be a slut and fuck around

bitter?
dammit im trying not to be, but i just could not let this one pass me by

you may now ban my ip, thankyouplease and please do, i dont wanna be able to post here ill end up in trouble :lol:

Venom
04-04-2006, 02:21:25
You can become one of my evil minions.

Devils Advocate
04-04-2006, 02:27:10
nah man i dont think i should hang around on the forum really

being treated like an absolute cunt by someone who was more than your best mate for ages sucks to a high degree!!

ive always found a little abuse goes a long way

shame really, oh well... the new girl in the office is such a stunner omg her eyes man... i got lost in them, i couldnt speak! she truely is gorgeous

ok im goin to bed now before it goes to far

ban me ban me!!

alsieboo
04-04-2006, 06:59:32
The brunette right? Saw her when she came in for her interview, hoped she'd get the job.

Stay if you want, not like I come here often.

mr_G
04-04-2006, 07:05:45
Originally posted by Devils Advocate
nah man i dont think i should hang around on the forum really

being treated like an absolute cunt by someone who was more than your best mate for ages sucks to a high degree!!

ive always found a little abuse goes a long way

shame really, oh well... the new girl in the office is such a stunner omg her eyes man... i got lost in them, i couldnt speak! she truely is gorgeous

ok im goin to bed now before it goes to far

ban me ban me!! I miss ro!!!!!!!! *sigh*
ro ro ro your boat.

Koyaanisqatsi
04-04-2006, 07:06:21
mer

JM^3
04-04-2006, 07:14:36
Originally posted by alsieboo
The brunette right? Saw her when she came in for her interview, hoped she'd get the job.

Stay if you want, not like I come here often.

you come here for a while almost every night!

JM

Venom
04-04-2006, 12:03:56
Originally posted by Devils Advocate
nah man i dont think i should hang around on the forum really

being treated like an absolute cunt by someone who was more than your best mate for ages sucks to a high degree!!

ive always found a little abuse goes a long way

shame really, oh well... the new girl in the office is such a stunner omg her eyes man... i got lost in them, i couldnt speak! she truely is gorgeous

ok im goin to bed now before it goes to far



Not you. I don't want you to be my minion. You suck. Alsie can be my minion.

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 12:15:56
So who is "Devils (sic) Advocate"?

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 13:17:32
I'm betting F and ending with rosty...?

Got to love puppy love.

Venom
04-04-2006, 13:21:25
Fagorosty?

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 13:26:31
If it's Frosty, he's older than you are Dave!

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 13:29:25
Originally posted by Devils Advocate
nah man i dont think i should hang around on the forum really

being treated like an absolute cunt by someone who was more than your best mate for ages sucks to a high degree!!

ive always found a little abuse goes a long way

shame really, oh well... the new girl in the office is such a stunner omg her eyes man... i got lost in them, i couldnt speak! she truely is gorgeous

ok im goin to bed now before it goes to far

ban me ban me!!

I was judging on grammar, spelling and maturity.

My bad otherwise.

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 13:30:12
Maybe he's just not very bright.

Funko
04-04-2006, 13:30:27
How long have you been on the internet exactly?

Do you really use that as the measure of someones age? :eek:

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 13:30:52
Trying to read that from somebody who's first language is presumably English is actually quite painful...

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 13:32:36
Did you get my e-mail?

Funko
04-04-2006, 13:32:49
No.

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 13:33:35
:hmm:

Fistandantilus
04-04-2006, 13:35:25
Originally posted by Kitsuki
I was judging on grammar, spelling and maturity.

My bad otherwise.

I'm 2 years old by that standard :P

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 13:36:08
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
Did you get my e-mail?

Sorting it out now. :)

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 13:36:48
Originally posted by Fistandantilus
I'm 2 years old by that standard :P

R u liek a gurl? Keke, lolz...!11!one!

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 13:37:31
My brother writes in txt spk. He's nearly 18 and has no excuse.

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 13:38:21
Devils (sic) Advocate is back. Bring it on!

Venom
04-04-2006, 13:38:32
My first language is English!

Funko
04-04-2006, 13:39:31
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
My brother writes in txt spk. He's nearly 18 and has no excuse.

Wow, he's ANCIENT!

Funko
04-04-2006, 13:39:52
Originally posted by Venom
My first language is English!

Own Goal

It's Venglish

Venom
04-04-2006, 13:42:30
I started with English though. Learned quickly that I wasn't good at it, and started my own language.

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 13:50:04
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
Devils (sic) Advocate is back. Bring it on!

Well, I know it definitely is Frosty (tracked down comments in LJ.) God I should be a detective.

King_Ghidra
04-04-2006, 14:34:20
Did anyone suggest Dogging?

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 14:40:57
That's, according to my housemate, very 2005. An interesting girl. :D

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 14:43:45
I hope you are behaving yourself...

Funko
04-04-2006, 14:44:57
Can't have a Tory involved in a sex scandle. Oh no.

King_Ghidra
04-04-2006, 14:45:29
is that a roman scandle or a scented scandle?

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 14:46:16
KG beat me to it...

Funko
04-04-2006, 14:47:33
What did I do? :confused:

Lurker the Second
04-04-2006, 14:54:13
Asking to be banned is kind of silly. We'd refuse to ban someone who asks just to annoy them.

*End Is Forever*
04-04-2006, 14:57:30
Originally posted by Funko
What did I do? :confused:

Own. Fucking. Goal.

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 15:09:21
"I r liek teh bestest speller evah." = Funko

Funko
04-04-2006, 15:10:16
I am scanning that for errors but I have no idea. *shrug*

Unless I edited something out on autopilot and didn't even realise. That would be worrying.

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 15:11:31
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
I hope you are behaving yourself...

Absolutely....



.... not.

Funko
04-04-2006, 15:12:04
See post in other thread.

Venom
04-04-2006, 15:12:41
Originally posted by Funko
I am scanning that for errors but I have no idea. *shrug*

Unless I edited something out on autopilot and didn't even realise. That would be worrying.

Since when does something have to be wrong for someone to break out stupid puns?

Kitsuki
04-04-2006, 15:13:15
Originally posted by Funko
I am scanning that for errors but I have no idea. *shrug*

Unless I edited something out on autopilot and didn't even realise. That would be worrying.

We are trying to work out what a "scandle" is. ;)

Funko
04-04-2006, 15:13:57
It was the way they broke them out.

Anyway it's ok, I googled how to spell scandal.

Venom
04-04-2006, 15:15:48
Congrats. You hit the right thread this time.

Chris
04-04-2006, 15:31:50
Why would someone join this dump and beg to be banned?

Just don't post and you can ban yourself.

Funko
04-04-2006, 15:35:35
I don't understand that Chris. Care to demonstrate?

King_Ghidra
04-04-2006, 15:36:48
:lol:

Chris
04-04-2006, 15:39:22
Originally posted by Funko
I don't understand that Chris. Care to demonstrate? OG.

Chris
04-04-2006, 15:40:28
This thread is scandalous.

Devils Advocate
04-04-2006, 15:40:54
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
Devils (sic) Advocate is back. Bring it on!

well a legend never dies...

Immortal Wombat
04-04-2006, 15:52:56
So what's your excuse?

MDA
04-04-2006, 16:16:37
Is it true that OW and chagarra's first language was Latin?

Funko
04-04-2006, 16:18:50
I think they spoke sanskrit

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-04-2006, 17:07:15
They didn't talk. They just groomed each other.

The Norks
04-04-2006, 22:10:32
everyone knows masturbation is the best (and cheapest) hobby

Devils Advocate
05-04-2006, 00:12:18
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
So what's your excuse?

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... whats my excuse, as in - why am i dead?

good logic there pal, keep up the good work!
next time you try and be clever, just keep your mouth fucking shut.

I am a legend - good luck changing that! :smoke:

oh yea and good job all you forum grammar police, you might want to call 0800 care... cos we care.. we so, omg, do we care

Kitsuki
05-04-2006, 06:23:37
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
So what's your excuse?

:lol:

I literally almost choked on corn flakes there... :D

Funko
05-04-2006, 08:16:41
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
They didn't talk. They just groomed each other.

I wasn't counting that as a language.

*End Is Forever*
05-04-2006, 08:35:30
Originally posted by Kitsuki
:lol:

I literally almost choked on corn flakes there... :D

That serves you right for reading Counterglow at 7 in the morning.

Kitsuki
05-04-2006, 08:37:29
It was about 8! 7 in the morning doesnt exist. Not for me anyway.

*End Is Forever*
05-04-2006, 12:01:21
7.23am... look at the time on the post.

Kitsuki
05-04-2006, 12:03:41
And look at the time on your post - its out...

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2006, 15:53:36
Originally posted by Devils Advocate
oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... whats my excuse, as in - why am i dead? As in - why are you not dead, fucktard. You know there is a middle ground between grammar police and illiterate shit-smear that you might consider exploring.

Kitsuki
05-04-2006, 16:14:24
It's the assertion from him that he's a legend that amuses me. That and futile attempts to keep up with IW.

MDA
05-04-2006, 16:17:27
A legend here or at Poly?

I honestly don't remember him

Venom
05-04-2006, 16:19:16
Anyone who describes themselves as a legend almost certainly isn't.

*End Is Forever*
05-04-2006, 16:28:04
Originally posted by Kitsuki
And look at the time on your post - its out...

It's an hour out because the clocks went forward. The time on your post is 6.23...

alsieboo
05-04-2006, 22:31:18
7am is not that early! During the week I'm always up then, it's 6 you've got to watch out for

Darkstar
05-04-2006, 22:34:28
So, this guy has been banned at Poly? That means he's leaving in what? 3 more days? All this response posting from IW is offsetting the karmic balance of CG, and I don't know how long our server will be able to take it before it crashes.

He's a legend at Poly? That means he's been video'd sucking the shit out of Sid's asshole, right? Boy, those Poly people must be ever so jealous!

alsieboo
05-04-2006, 22:42:30
We could send him to poly

mr_G
06-04-2006, 08:24:03
I'm a legend

Kitsuki
06-04-2006, 08:51:03
Nono, only someone else can call you a legend for it to be true - for example -

Mr G is a legend!

Oooops.

Funko
06-04-2006, 08:54:47
I bet that goes in his sig.

JM^3
06-04-2006, 08:54:58
alsie.. start doing model trains..

I think you would be like the only woman...

JM

mr_G
06-04-2006, 08:56:58
Originally posted by Funko
I bet that goes in his sig. :D

Drekkus
06-04-2006, 10:46:28
What did I miss, and when did I miss it, with this devils avocado person?

mr_G
06-04-2006, 10:49:05
i am a legend

Kitsuki
06-04-2006, 11:55:19
Originally posted by JM^3
alsie.. start doing model trains..

I think you would be like the only woman...

JM

When I was Societies Officer at my Students' Union, the Chairman of the Railway Model Club was one of the fittest girls I have ever, ever seen. It *has* to have been a front for something else.

Funko
06-04-2006, 11:58:16
A club for models who like railways?

Kitsuki
06-04-2006, 12:09:06
No, the rest of the society were 5foot midget men who looked allergic to sunlight and fresh air.

mr_G
06-04-2006, 12:09:43
:rolleyes:

King_Ghidra
06-04-2006, 12:14:06
:lol:

mr_G
06-04-2006, 12:14:56
:rolleyes:

Funko
06-04-2006, 12:30:16
He said 5ft... can't have meant you.







Too big!

mr_G
06-04-2006, 12:37:11
true
getting smaller every minute

Funko
06-04-2006, 12:41:16
Cold water?

mr_G
06-04-2006, 12:42:04
circle of life

Venom
06-04-2006, 12:50:31
Mr G, looks like you can't ride.

http://www.saferparks.org/kids_club/images/kc_cartoons/find_ride_that_fits_sm.gif

*End Is Forever*
06-04-2006, 12:50:46
No-one told me about the model railway society... :cry:

mr_G
06-04-2006, 12:51:48
Originally posted by Venom
Mr G, looks like you can't ride. story of my life

Venom
06-04-2006, 12:54:08
That picture was taken yesterday I believe.

mr_G
06-04-2006, 12:55:08
nono
way too much hair.

Venom
06-04-2006, 13:00:35
And he has his fly zipped.

Kitsuki
06-04-2006, 13:09:52
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
No-one told me about the model railway society... :cry:

You never see their stall...? That would be because we always shoved them at the back of Goodricke Dining room with the other leper societies such as Quiet Soc...

*End Is Forever*
06-04-2006, 13:13:33
Nope, never!

I remember Sam Skipsey saying how much better Physics Soc did recruitment-wise when they put a girl on their stall...

King_Ghidra
06-04-2006, 13:32:24
The quiet Society?!

Immortal Wombat
06-04-2006, 17:28:49
Because losers need friends too.

King_Ghidra
06-04-2006, 17:35:14
Welcome to CG!

alsieboo
06-04-2006, 18:32:16
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Because losers need friends too.

that should be a bumper sticker or something

Kitsuki
07-04-2006, 08:49:26
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
The quiet Society?!

They wanted to promote quiet on campus, as opposed to 99.99% of students on campus who wanted to party and cause a ruckus. For description of appearance see : Model Railway Soc. They used to have "quiet nights" where they played monopoly, drunk ribena and so on.

When I was Socs officer there were so many weird societies I really just wanted to ridicule...

Kitsuki
07-04-2006, 08:50:16
Sugar free ribena of course, wouldn't want the sugar to excite you into creating some noise, would you?

Christoph
07-04-2006, 16:14:06
Yeah well, shush

And who got fucked in the ass this with an obergine this time?

Kitsuki
07-04-2006, 16:25:17
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
Nope, never!

I remember Sam Skipsey saying how much better Physics Soc did recruitment-wise when they put a girl on their stall...

What, even the Troglodytes they mustered up......?