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*End Is Forever*
31-03-2006, 22:06:15
I wonder how they managed to land on D-Day.

Venom
31-03-2006, 22:07:17
Riding frogs of course.

They had to use real frogs and not french people, because the French people didn't want to get in the water on the off chance they'd get clean.

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 22:07:20
And was Newt Gingrich among them?

Rekrul
31-03-2006, 22:19:56
Genuine French army rifle for sale. Excellent as new condition, never fired, only dropped once

Chairman Yang
31-03-2006, 22:30:55
They didnt. All the footage was filmed in a studio in hollywood after the Soviet human wave reached the beaches from the other direction and it was agreed they would only keep south east europe and half of Germany. After all no one can be expected to want all of it.

Rekrul
31-03-2006, 22:32:34
Nice avatar

Chairman Yang
31-03-2006, 22:49:10
Rekrul! I thought for sure I'd seen you for the last time that night you fell down a sewer grate in Rio!

Rekrul
31-03-2006, 22:53:45
It's incredible how far you can get by crawling through sewers you know

Chairman Yang
31-03-2006, 23:11:22
I'm sorry I had to to leave you behind, buddy. How did you evade the secret police long enough to get out of the country?

And...Marylena...did...did they take her? Did she make it back safely?

Japher
31-03-2006, 23:13:42
Wrong thread

Chairman Yang
31-03-2006, 23:20:26
Like I said, they only wanted half of Germany.

Enough to supply the politburo with a never depleting source of wurst.

Then came all this crazy "Iron Curtain" rhetoric from the west.