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Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 20:00:02
Here I am sitting at my desk minding my own business and eating some peanuts. I crack one open and one of the two in the shell goes flying over my shoulder and now I can't find it.

Anyone have some peanut locating advice?

Japher
31-03-2006, 20:03:34
my dog would be able to find it

Diss
31-03-2006, 20:04:17
another dimension perhaps?

I still cannot find the case/pouch for my gerber mutlitool. I searched all over my room for it. It's simply disappeared from this plane of existance.

Ginfizwithatwist
31-03-2006, 20:04:50
well, you pays peanuts............

Japher
31-03-2006, 20:09:04
say it while holding your tongue

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 20:20:27
Ah hell, now I've lost another one.

Japher
31-03-2006, 20:22:53
you had two!?

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 20:24:42
Was a two pound bag and there's at least a pound left.

Venom
31-03-2006, 20:30:59
CHEF!

Japher
31-03-2006, 20:33:36
CHEIF!

Japher
31-03-2006, 20:34:03
CHIEF!

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 20:35:38
Chef is at home, I'm at work. I just found one, though. On the floor. I ate it of course.

Japher
31-03-2006, 20:37:48
you sure that was a peanut?

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 20:43:01
Couldn't swear to it, but it did taste like one.

Venom
31-03-2006, 20:46:41
Are you sure Chef isn't around?

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 21:01:20
Quite sure. He would not be allowed in the office out of fear he might be smarter than some of the workers here, show them up and then destroy their confidence.

Venom
31-03-2006, 21:04:53
Chef was eyeballing those peanuts when we were at your crapshack. I still think he's involved.

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 21:07:19
Perhaps he invented a transporter thingie like they have on Star Trek and he's beaming them home.

Maybe he could beam me a beer.

Venom
31-03-2006, 21:24:53
Oh wait, did I say "your crapshack"? I meant "that lovely home we were staying at".

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 21:28:52
It was nice until your fat ass broke my sofa.

Darkstar
31-03-2006, 21:32:12
How did you manage to fit his huge ass into your crate?

Rekrul
31-03-2006, 21:35:16
A crate with a sofa? Very swish

Venom
31-03-2006, 21:38:07
I learned that Lurker doesn't even have a crate. He's actually homeless.

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 21:39:27
Yes it is, thank you. All was lost on Venom, however. In fact, even the crowbar we used to squeeze his fat ass into it got lost. I think it slipped out of someone's hand and took a detour up the Hershey Highway. If it ever comes out, he can have it.

Rekrul
31-03-2006, 21:44:29
Maybe you could get it featured in some sort of home design mag - 'Crate Interiors' perhaps... :bounce:

Darkstar
31-03-2006, 21:46:45
I remember that just before I left forever, Lurker was talking about getting his crate featured in Interior Decorators or Homes and Crates. Or something. Or was that just NYC's way of getting him out of the crate so they could bulldoze it and make him move to the new hobo zone?

Venom
31-03-2006, 21:46:47
Possible location for crowbar....fold 12 aka chin #8. I think I thought it was a piece of licorice and tried to it it. I missed.

Rekrul
31-03-2006, 21:47:42
It it?

Venom
31-03-2006, 21:50:39
Oh yeah.

Darkstar
31-03-2006, 21:54:20
I think that's spelled "et". It's American Southern for the past tense of "eat".

Venom
31-03-2006, 21:56:38
Not my fault you can't speak Venglish.

Rekrul
31-03-2006, 22:00:33
Along the same lines as 'aksing' a question I suppose?

Venom
31-03-2006, 22:02:26
:rolleyes: Old ass cracker. That's ebonics. And it's "axing a question"

Lurker the Second
31-03-2006, 22:02:45
My crate was featured in "Crate and Alley" magazine, October 2005.

Darkstar
31-03-2006, 22:18:26
Way cool, Lurker! Did they buy you a hot sandwich as payment for photoing it?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
01-04-2006, 00:43:19
Originally posted by Diss
I still cannot find the case/pouch for my gerbil mutilator.

I had to read that twice so I didn't interpret it as the above. I have GOT to get my eyes checked some time.

mr.G
01-04-2006, 08:31:06
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Here I am sitting at my desk minding my own business and eating some peanuts. I crack one open and one of the two in the shell goes flying over my shoulder and now I can't find it.

Anyone have some peanut locating advice? I hate it when that happens.
There was a time long long ago when i openend a peanut and it was totally empty........naah...what a story....jesjes

notyoueither
01-04-2006, 08:54:41
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Anyone have some peanut locating advice?

Get an elephant.

MDA
03-04-2006, 13:32:14
cockroaches and other insects are supposed to have a nutty flavor

Venom
03-04-2006, 13:33:34
I once saw one of those giant cockroaches explode in a microwave.

mr_G
03-04-2006, 13:34:44
in a giant microwave?

Venom
03-04-2006, 13:37:28
To you it would be giant. To us normal sized humans, it was a normal microwave.

mr_G
03-04-2006, 13:39:06
:lol: how predictable

Japher
03-04-2006, 13:40:23
predictable is a silly word

what is dictable

and how can it be before?

mr_G
03-04-2006, 13:41:26
:flabbergasted:

Venom
03-04-2006, 13:41:49
It means something like said before. Dictable...like dictate.

Also dict :lol:

Venom
03-04-2006, 13:42:10
Originally posted by mr_G
:lol: how predictable

BURN!

Japher
03-04-2006, 13:57:32
Dictable...like dictate.

dictate? That's what Buckwheat asked Darla after she gave him a bj; "how my dictate?"