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Darkstar
29-03-2006, 18:38:50
The Lady of Norks and Hampsters? Tracking what the Funkobot has been searching through for its next post, I have noticed that she was involved in a lot of er---- spirited posting. With half our merry band of posters playing musical beers, it's awful quiet around here. We could use a bit more spirited posting. If it gets anymore quiet, our posters may sleepwalk over to that other place and start posting "CG is down!". We know that our dear friend Mr. G cannot survive over there. He's too young and sheltered for those rough streets, I mean, forums.

Japher
29-03-2006, 18:57:00
protein ate them

Darkstar
29-03-2006, 18:58:36
So Protein is actually a flesh eating virus?

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-03-2006, 19:40:49
He's been called worse.

I think that, in the case of Norks, the new job and new boyfriend sort of elbowed this site aside.

Darkstar
29-03-2006, 19:47:08
New BF? So she broke up with DevilsHalo then?

fp
29-03-2006, 19:53:38
Yes. There's a thread around here somewhere all about that.

Darkstar
29-03-2006, 19:58:20
Ah. Thanks. I think that catches me up on all the gossip I missed while I was away forever.

Oerdin
29-03-2006, 23:19:57
Yes, she stopped posting shortly after she got a new man.

JM^3
29-03-2006, 23:25:11
forums do that to people

JM

Asher
30-03-2006, 00:10:01
Norks was a fat lesbian who offed herself.

-- FACT.

Darkstar
30-03-2006, 03:08:13
She was Japanese?

Drekkus
30-03-2006, 12:32:24
Originally posted by Oerdin
Yes, she stopped posting shortly after she got a new man. And her old b/f had to learn via CG. That was a bit awkward.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-03-2006, 12:51:41
The forum needs a Norksbot.

mr_G
30-03-2006, 12:52:34
- FACT!!!!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-03-2006, 13:08:45
N(.)RKSB(.)T

mr_G
30-03-2006, 13:13:47
:lol: and give that bot the b(.)(.)b-rub avatar.

Funkobot
30-03-2006, 13:39:04
Maybe your avatar is a subliminal messenger.

mr_G
30-03-2006, 14:20:52
b(.)(.)b-

Darkstar
30-03-2006, 21:56:47
Originally posted by Drekkus
And her old b/f had to learn via CG. That was a bit awkward.

Er... Devil's Halo learned that AngelHorns had broken up with him via a posting on CG? That's---- that's---- well, I won't say what comes to mind on hearing that, other then I thought she cared more about "treating people well" then that.

Fistandantilus
30-03-2006, 22:01:39
Do not exhume that story pleeeeeeaseeeeee

devilmunchkin
30-03-2006, 22:03:06
Originally posted by Drekkus
And her old b/f had to learn via CG. That was a bit awkward.

ouch. sounds harsh. this must have occured when i was on my internet sabatical. glad i missed it :)

Rekrul
30-03-2006, 22:27:57
Where's the 'Whatever happened to Rekrul?' thread? :(

Darkstar
30-03-2006, 22:35:31
You came back. And told us what happened: you got bored, left, go bored, came back.

Venom
30-03-2006, 22:35:59
Only 0 reply thread ever on CG.

fp
31-03-2006, 06:50:09
Originally posted by Darkstar
Er... Devil's Halo learned that AngelHorns had broken up with him via a posting on CG? That's---- that's---- well, I won't say what comes to mind on hearing that, other then I thought she cared more about "treating people well" then that.

No, she didn't dump him via the forum. But she was posting things about how great her new man was and he stumbled across the thread. Not the kind of thing a guy wants to read, I'm sure, but you can't really blame her for it.

Asher
31-03-2006, 06:51:10
Yes, you can.

fp
31-03-2006, 06:53:58
It was probably Bossman's fault.

Darkstar
31-03-2006, 20:40:53
Originally posted by fp
No, she didn't dump him via the forum. But she was posting things about how great her new man was and he stumbled across the thread. Not the kind of thing a guy wants to read, I'm sure, but you can't really blame her for it.

So, you are saying Drekkus is wrong? Or just didn't communicate the fully story?

I would expect an ex-girlfriend to do that. Hell, I'd expect she'd video tape herself and her new boy doing the nasty, and post that video to prove how great a time she's now having, with a running commentary and lots of comparisons to previous lovers. Some people are like that, and you should only expect the worst after a break up. She's either doing in out in public where you can see it or she's doing it behind your back, but she is almost always doing it. And if she isn't doing it, then you probably are.

Anger, hatred, vindictiveness are all part of the natural cycle of healing after a break up. If it's not a mutually happy parting, one of the former partners will be doing it if they actually cared about the other. These forums (and those other places) are filled with long threads showing that.

But since we are talking about the Norker well--- Norks would talk about her new sex life regardless of anything else. Norks told us whenever she was getting some, whether it was battery activated or beer activated, and how long it lasted. She just liked to talk about that sort of thing. She almost always told everyone about the last time she got it, or how overdue she was for another round of making pudding. If DH didn't expect to find her posting that here, it was because he was not ready to engage his brain regarding her. I can understand that, but there are reasons you shouldn't go to the same places as your ex, for a while at least. I would think forums would be one of the very worst shared places and should therefore be avoided if you aren't prepared for finding out their life is going on and all that entails.

Japher
31-03-2006, 20:41:38
summary

Darkstar
31-03-2006, 20:42:51
Japher is an idiot.

Darkstar
31-03-2006, 20:45:41
;) Actually it was:

Is Drekkus an idiot?

Shit happens, then it is spread around to show everyone whose shit stinks worse.

I agree with FP.

Japher
31-03-2006, 20:48:19
oh... ok...

shit stinks period

Diss
31-03-2006, 20:53:11
Originally posted by Asher
Yes, you can.

The Norks
01-04-2006, 10:42:03
YAHHARRRR!

I'm back!

Although just briefly-

to answer your questions, I've been really busy moving, doing the new job, and procreating (see main thread).

DH split up with me, in person, not on here. About 3 months later I started seeing the lovely Jason and he started seeing his friend Diane. Unfortunately DH found out I was seeing someone because we went to a Reading CG meeting and someone later posted a pic of me and Jason and made reference to my 'boyfriend' (we'd been seeing each other about a week at that point). STill- shit happens, and everyone has the right to move on, and no one should be surprised when their exes do move on. All things considered, DH and I have managed to work out any gripes we had i a relatively amicable way.

It's brightened my day to see DARKSTAR back here again. I thought they'd left you on the moon! :D

The Norks
01-04-2006, 10:43:43
Oh- and I'm down to two hamsters :( Bully got pneumonia and had to be put down two weeks ago

Venom
01-04-2006, 14:56:46
Put down with a shotgun.

Debaser
01-04-2006, 15:25:40
To the face. :(

self biased
01-04-2006, 15:34:39
eh, just put the blighter in the freezer.

Beta1
01-04-2006, 17:51:33
Originally posted by Debaser
To the face. :(

I think given the relative size of a hamster and a shotgun the bit you aim at is relatively academic

Debaser
01-04-2006, 18:26:17
That's why it's extra harsh that they deliberately and specifically aimed at the poor little fella's face. :(

The Mad Monk
02-04-2006, 05:40:50
Nah. That'd just make it extra quick and painless.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-04-2006, 08:29:57
And funnier.

Rekrul
02-04-2006, 11:45:54
To say nothing of messier :vom:

Provost Harrison
02-04-2006, 12:10:38
And now, she has a bun in the oven to boot!

No, I don't mean kick an unborn child :D

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
02-04-2006, 16:53:04
Originally posted by The Norks It's brightened my day to see DARKSTAR back here again. I thought they'd left you on the moon! :D

Okay. Now I'm worried. Norks is happy, pregnant and glad to see Darkstar. Are you ill? It's all right, you can tell me. I play a doctor on TV.

The Norks
02-04-2006, 22:10:08
I'm only ill in the mornings. My pet foetus sees to that.

Chris
03-04-2006, 02:40:30
Originally posted by Venom
Put down with a shotgun. Film of that would be cool.