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MoSe
29-03-2006, 15:57:49
It would be mucho more practical: you could readily rinse all the excess bodily fluids

Japher
29-03-2006, 16:01:58
people do

Kitsuki
29-03-2006, 16:11:16
People do.

Scabrous Birdseed
29-03-2006, 16:15:36
It's way too small. I'm 189 cm, my GF is 175 and we're both quite hefty. If we both sit down in the bathtub there is barely room for water, let alone for movement.

paiktis22
29-03-2006, 16:27:59
You could move standing up inside the bath.

paiktis22
29-03-2006, 16:30:34
and let the water ruuuuuuun

Scabrous Birdseed
29-03-2006, 16:31:58
In which case it's a shower, not a bathtub.

Oooh, I'm getting all ontological.

Japher
29-03-2006, 16:36:42
it's only a shower if the water falls on your head

else it's just a foot bath

paiktis22
29-03-2006, 16:44:37
and to proceed further you can have a bath tub (the basin like thing) AND have a thingy to attach the "water phone" (isnt it unbelievable what lack of english knowledge can do) in a height above your head. that way you have a shower AND a bath tub which you can fill.
but the best is a large jakuji (sp) and having the bubbles tickling you. I imagine.

mr_G
29-03-2006, 16:45:57
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
It's way too small. I'm 189 cm, my GF is 175 and we're both quite hefty. If we both sit down in the bathtub there is barely room for water, let alone for movement. use olive oil

paiktis22
29-03-2006, 16:50:32
with my ex girlfriend we never needed lubrication *sigh*
now if only we had our heads fixed it would have been great

Scabrous Birdseed
29-03-2006, 16:54:14
A bathtup filled with olive oil? Has potential, but it'd be quite expensive.

MDA
29-03-2006, 17:08:14
I know a couple (ex-couple) that made their first baby in a bathtub.

The idiots thought that if you had sex in hot water while the woman was having her period, she couldn't get pregnant.

They were Mythbusters, 10 years before the show aired.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-03-2006, 17:08:20
But as you said, when you "both sit down in the bathtub there is barely room for water" - or for oil! One bottle should do!

Funkobot
29-03-2006, 17:34:08
They don't pump out much water in a day do they!

Darkstar
29-03-2006, 18:06:15
Of course, garden tubs are made for this very thing.

Jacuzzi! Always nice!

Doing it in the shower is fun.

paiktis22, you need the word "Shower Head".

mr_G
29-03-2006, 18:37:34
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
But as you said, when you "both sit down in the bathtub there is barely room for water" - or for oil! One bottle should do! good thinking

devilmunchkin
29-03-2006, 20:47:03
tubs are fun....

Japher
29-03-2006, 21:10:27
tubs as in fat chicks?

devilmunchkin
29-03-2006, 21:58:42
i wouldn't know

Asher
30-03-2006, 02:41:13
I've done it many times. Shower also.

MoSe
30-03-2006, 08:08:21
20 replies overnight for a lame copycat! :eek:

\o/

MoSe
30-03-2006, 08:09:25
Originally posted by Darkstar
paiktis22, you need the word "Shower Head".

:o that doesn't make me think of an equipment part, but of an aquatic practice... :o

Funkobot
30-03-2006, 09:03:04
You quoted the previous post and replied to it so it doesn't count according to the rules.

maroule
30-03-2006, 09:44:10
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
But as you said, when you "both sit down in the bathtub there is barely room for water" - or for oil! One bottle should do!


oil is a bad lubricant (in terms of health, not performance, obviously), be nice to girls and use only water based ones

Funkobot
30-03-2006, 09:53:12
http://missengland.info/2003/images/girls/Joanna_Wilkinson_2.jpg

Miss Leeds.

:hmm:

and Leeds won?

Ginfizwithatwist
30-03-2006, 09:58:09
Perhaps buy a two person tub and install it if you are gonna get the mileage out of it and have the room?
:gotit:

Gary
30-03-2006, 10:03:12
Do water based ones stick around in a bath-tub full of water ?

maroule
30-03-2006, 10:04:50
Better to fill the tub with it directly. No excavation would remain unexplored.

Funkobot
30-03-2006, 10:05:04
"If my daughter had the body to wear it, I'd let her!"

:lol: Thanks Mom!



But this is my favourite comment:


"Our school doesn't have a dress code, but I don't think any girls would wear that to prom," said senior Mary Zhang.

"How would you wear it, anyway? Double-sided tape doesn't last all night."

:lol:

Ginfizwithatwist
30-03-2006, 10:14:30
Come to think about it since this escapade is causing soo much trouble and discomfort- far from the relaxing soak and one on one loviness it's supposed to be why not have a shower together and bale out to the bedroom? :heart:

Using the oil in the bath may result in some difficulty for the pair of you exiting said bath as you may be too slippery to get up !! this may result in calling other parties for help i.e. the fire service, thus killing off any semblance of romance still left ! :)
Not to mention the hilarious story for the firemen to relate at a later date about two naked nut jobs who sprayed themselves in oil in a bath and slid about like two fish on ice:lol:

Funkobot
30-03-2006, 10:15:06
Debaser, what the fuck are you doing still at home?

JM^3
30-03-2006, 10:31:52
Originally posted by Ginfizwithatwist
Come to think about it since this escapade is causing soo much trouble and discomfort- far from the relaxing soak and one on one loviness it's supposed to be why not have a shower together and bale out to the bedroom? :heart:

Using the oil in the bath may result in some difficulty for the pair of you exiting said bath as you may be too slippery to get up !! this may result in calling other parties for help i.e. the fire service, thus killing off any semblance of romance still left ! :)
Not to mention the hilarious story for the firemen to relate at a later date about two naked nut jobs who sprayed themselves in oil in a bath and slid about like two fish on ice:lol:

yeah, oil does seem to be asking for an accident

what is wrong with water again?

Jon Miller

Funkobot
30-03-2006, 11:09:02
ok...

Take an area of water of surface area A and depth d

We know that in 1 hour 1 m^2 loses 40 grams of water. Which is 40 ml, which is 0.0004 m^3

The depth it loses in that time will be 0.0004 m = 0.04 cm?

So in 24 hours you lose 0.96cm depth of water?

Wow, how fucking close was I with 1cm a day?

:beer:

Scabrous Birdseed
30-03-2006, 16:29:12
There's nothing wrong with water. It's size that's the problem.

MoSe
31-03-2006, 08:42:36
the size of water?

maroule
31-03-2006, 09:14:32
yep, that's why they talk of a big body of water

Diss
31-03-2006, 20:05:07
I've always wanted to. It's on my to do list.

But first I have to find someone to do it with.

Amarillis
01-04-2006, 01:35:11
It's to hard unless you have one of the jacuzzi tubs. Standard tub would be to small to accomodate I would think. That's why we have a seat in our shower. Fits my husband and me quite nicely :)

HelloKitty
01-04-2006, 01:58:20
Originally posted by JM^3
yeah, oil does seem to be asking for an accident

what is wrong with water again?

Jon Miller

Water is a very poor lubricant. In fact it reduces the secretions around the labia minor and opening of the vagina.

Soap leads to Vaginal infections.

JM^3
01-04-2006, 07:55:23
Yeah, I figured soap would be unpleasent.. how about lotion or the like?

JM

Scabrous Birdseed
01-04-2006, 08:51:11
Jacuzzis are nice to make out in, yes.

Salt water is a really bad idea though.

devilmunchkin
01-04-2006, 19:46:09
soap is awesome...as long as it stays on the torso and what not.

Diss
01-04-2006, 19:52:13
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
soap is awesome...as long as it stays on the torso and what not.

you don't put soap on your hands?

Amarillis
02-04-2006, 00:24:13
Originally posted by JM^3
Yeah, I figured soap would be unpleasent.. how about lotion or the like?

JM

As long as it's a water base, your best bet is K-Y jelly. If you're a woman, soap is not your friend on the inside:eek:

JM^3
02-04-2006, 01:26:00
no I can beleive it

I have used soap as a man, and it isn't the most pleasent

JM

Amarillis
02-04-2006, 02:58:15
There are lots of different options of jellies and lubricants many of them flavored and some even get warm to the touch and some you can use in the shower/tub.

JM^3
02-04-2006, 03:00:45
well, as currently I am celibate I don't have much use for the info

I will keep it in mind for later, however

JM

devilmunchkin
02-04-2006, 06:01:02
Originally posted by Diss
you don't put soap on your hands?
something tells me you didn't understand the meaning of what I was trying to say.

Koyaanisqatsi
02-04-2006, 06:07:10
The problem with tubs is that there's a lot of sloshing around. It kinda gets water everywhere, even with the door closed.

Diss
03-04-2006, 21:37:34
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
something tells me you didn't understand the meaning of what I was trying to say.

of course I do. I just thought your use of the word torso was strange.

King_Ghidra
04-04-2006, 08:40:46
this thread is scary reading at 9am

especially scabby's chunkylovers posts

mr_G
04-04-2006, 08:44:10
just jealous that those things didn't came out of your mind i guess

King_Ghidra
04-04-2006, 08:53:43
that must be it