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Japher
29-03-2006, 14:54:51
I had a friend once who was trying to grow weed in his closet. He went to the store one day and saw how expensive Avacados were. He threw out his ganga saplings (which were pretty bad anyway) and planted avacados in his closet... Pretty much he had a couple of pots of dirt and a helium light sucking wattage for a few months before he up and left for the Grand Canyon, never to be seen again....

He was a strange guy.

Funkobot
29-03-2006, 15:03:03
MOBIUS, you can stay at mine if you want - which is across the road from the pub - but I have to go to this comedy thing for my friend's birthday between 7 and probably 11 or so.

Japher
29-03-2006, 15:04:27
nice, across from the pub you say?

Venom
29-03-2006, 15:12:52
And the avacados grew up, turned into bears and moved off into the forrest never to be seen again.

Japher
29-03-2006, 15:16:51
WTF? That's just silly talk.

Venom
29-03-2006, 15:26:28
So you saw them again.

Japher
29-03-2006, 15:33:39
rabid avacado bears are nasty... I almost crapped my pants!

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

Oerdin
29-03-2006, 15:37:24
Avacado trees are huge and they don't start producing fruit for years. Weed I could understand growing in the closet but avacados?

Funkobot
29-03-2006, 15:49:03
I don't want to ask.

Japher
29-03-2006, 15:56:18
he was a strange guy

Oerdin
29-03-2006, 16:05:47
Sounds like a Davis or Berkley type.

Funkobot
29-03-2006, 16:07:03
Yes. I agree...

But he came across well on TV.

It sounds like Davis vs Cameron with Cameron winning...

Japher
29-03-2006, 16:23:49
His dad was a prof. at Berkley