View Full Version : Mad Dog, NOT Englishman....

28-03-2006, 08:53:24
I'm sadly inclined to believe it's not counetrfeited...

28-03-2006, 08:56:09
apparently that link isn't kosher


28-03-2006, 09:19:00
Lazy Rabbis.

28-03-2006, 09:21:10
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all suffer from a severe stutter.
"What's it to be?" asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.
"Th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi ... "says the Englishman.
Up steps the Irishman. "Threeee p pints of of of lag lag lag ..."
Then the Scotsman tries. "Th th th th th th th th th th ..."
"Look," says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet and who also has a mean, sadistic streak, "If any one of you can answer a question without stuttering I'll let you sleep with me!"
Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman. "Where do you live?"
"M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch ..."
"No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady.
Turning to the Scotsman, she asks, "Where do you live Jock?", trying not to laugh.
"E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb ..."
"Sorry, you lose." says the gorgeous woman.
"And Paddy, where do you live?" she purrs at the Irishman.
"London" blurts out the Irishman.
"Oh, damn!" says the landlady.
A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs to do the business ... They get undressed and the Irishman goes for glory ...
... And right at the climaxing stroke, he furrows his brow, and sweating with concentration, manages to scream out ... "D D D D D Derry!!"

28-03-2006, 09:22:17
Is that about Silvio doing the nasty on an unsuspected parking agent?

Your prime minister is a bit weird.

28-03-2006, 09:23:14
two more weeks....