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23-03-2006, 13:44:06

South Park Gets Revenge On Chef (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4836286.stm)

South Park has exacted revenge on its former star Isaac Hayes by turning his character Chef into a paedophile and seemingly killing him off.

In the new show, Chef is brainwashed by the "Super Adventure Club" - thought to be a veiled reference to Scientology.

The other characters are angry at "that fruity little club for scrambling his brains".

Hayes did not participate in the episode but his lines were apparently patched together from previous recordings.

Chef arrives after travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club and repeatedly tells the children he wants to "make sweet love" to them.

Soul singer Hayes recently announced he had left the show because of its "intolerance and bigotry toward religious beliefs".

But co-creator Matt Stone said: "In 10 years and over 150 episodes of South Park, Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslim, Mormons or Jews.

23-03-2006, 13:47:36
Lurker has a dog called Chef. The title of this thread really confused me.

23-03-2006, 13:50:33
A dog named Chef? It's like Reverse Korea or something.

23-03-2006, 13:51:18
So the dog is Lurker's chef. Figures.

23-03-2006, 14:13:20

Gramercy Riffs
23-03-2006, 14:15:04

He really should have known they would have the last laugh.

Lurker the Second
23-03-2006, 14:20:02
Originally posted by Funko
Lurker has a dog called Chef. The title of this thread really confused me.

Confused me too, especially coming from Novocane.

23-03-2006, 16:41:05
Whatever you do don't get him dog condoms...

Dog Condoms Inc had to recall their product due to "an unacceptable failure rate resulting in canine pregnancies." Plus the meat-scented rubbers were proving too tempting, and proving to be a choking hazard.

23-03-2006, 16:49:18
This is the story, Hayes had a stroke and is under Scientology "care". They're the ones that released the statement about Chef leaving South Park.

Lurker the Second
23-03-2006, 18:33:52
Ha, I knew it!

23-03-2006, 21:06:07
I hope Hayes can laugh about that episode.

Chef becomes Darth Chef at the end of it. That's about as funny as SP has been in a while.

Of course, in cartoons, they can always bring Chef back to his old character if Mr. Hayes wants to work with them further. Or all sorts of things.