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mr_G
22-03-2006, 12:56:49
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that have I again!!!!!!!!!!

Immortal Wombat
22-03-2006, 13:00:00
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/africa/photos/borehole-001.jpg

mr_G
22-03-2006, 13:10:40
asswipe ^^ that looks like work for me.
people looking at the first hole for a fundation, probably wizzz a glass of champagne in their hands.

I hate you onsterfelijke i hate you i hate you

MoSe
22-03-2006, 13:18:29
what's with all those yellow shoes?

Lurker the Second
22-03-2006, 13:20:30
mr.G it is important for holes to be very round like that, you know.

Japher
22-03-2006, 13:31:28
yellow is the new orange

mr_G
22-03-2006, 13:53:41
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
mr.G it is important for holes to be very round like that, you know.
nonono i do not know, Lurker he knows!!!! ask him.

he is from NEWARK you know.

i really pissed my pants the other day, funko sended me a link and jesjes the american law boy is from Newark. :beer:
i am brilliant.

Gary
22-03-2006, 14:13:57
Yay ! Yellow shoes ! I had a pair once.

Drekkus
22-03-2006, 14:17:09
They have pretty big worms there.

Lurker the Second
22-03-2006, 14:56:04
I am not from Newark.

Just for that, I think we will have hot dogs today for lunch, on nonhotdogday.

MoSe
22-03-2006, 14:56:53
unless the pinkish surface they stand on it's not the ground, and that is actually a... sphincter?

MoSe
22-03-2006, 14:57:43
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I am not from Newark.
ah, so, you MOVED there from somewhere else?

mr_G
22-03-2006, 15:02:00
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I am not from Newark.
He received his J.D. from Rutgers Law School Newark in 19.. eat that!!!and a hot dog

Lurker the Second
22-03-2006, 15:12:21
I will eat 3 hot dogs, thank you.

mr_G
22-03-2006, 15:13:24
:lol: enjoy

Nills Lagerbaak
22-03-2006, 15:14:02
I'm bored too, so here's a good joke for you.

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph."
Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back! Please!"
St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?"
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"
"You're about to lay an egg," explained the rooster.
"Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"
"Never," said Ralph.
"Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting the bed!"

mr_G
22-03-2006, 15:15:52
:lol:

Lurker the Second
22-03-2006, 15:18:36
That is so horrendously awful it is funny.

Nills Lagerbaak
22-03-2006, 15:31:14
Iwas on the pub the other day and this drunken wanker just walked up to me and started insulting my mum! He was off his head, and kept saying "I fucked you mum!" I fucked you mum right up the ass"
He kept on like that for ages.

How did you respond??


I just said "Come on Dad, time to go home."

Venom
22-03-2006, 15:33:02
I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Japher
22-03-2006, 15:46:31
God bless all the pgmies in New Guinnea

MoSe
22-03-2006, 15:48:46
New Guinea pigs?

Japher
22-03-2006, 15:52:48
I messed up almost every word in that sentence!

MoSe
22-03-2006, 15:54:13
god bless my new Guinness pajama!

Gary
22-03-2006, 16:04:35
The second joke worked better when you set the scene by referring to two Hell's Angels in the pub, rather than to yourself.

It's amazing the jokes one knows and don't recall until someone else tells 'em.

mr_G
28-03-2006, 10:53:58
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
I'm bored too, so here's a good joke for you. it's time to post another Nills

Gary
28-03-2006, 11:17:05
Why would you want another Nills, posted or unposted ?

mr_G
28-03-2006, 11:18:45
because i wanna!!!!

MoSe
28-03-2006, 11:23:12
I'd understand another Lagerbaak tho

Nills Lagerbaak
28-03-2006, 11:41:20
OK, then....as it's by popular demand,

Q. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A. Christopher Walken!

mr_G
28-03-2006, 11:44:33
:lol:

mr_G
28-03-2006, 11:48:19
Q. What's a jewish dilemma?
A. free pork!

Venom
28-03-2006, 13:11:39
The Christopher Walken joke is the best. I love that joke.

Nills Lagerbaak
28-03-2006, 13:16:02
Originally posted by mr_G
Q. What's a jewish dilemma?
A. free pork!

:lol:

mr_G
28-03-2006, 14:48:47
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"