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Tizzy
21-03-2006, 11:38:33
Leaving work is fun, I should do it more often!

But now I'm completely dead. I'm going back to bed just as soon as I find whatever it was I put the computer on to look for......

Funko
21-03-2006, 11:41:56
At least you didn't have to go to work. :p

Tizzy
21-03-2006, 11:44:04
That kind of is the whole point of leaving....

Lurker the Second
21-03-2006, 12:37:00
Bed is fir sleepers.

Venom
21-03-2006, 13:06:55
Man, going back to bed would be so nice right now.

Drekkus
21-03-2006, 13:15:03
I'm waiting for the time when I can wake up in bed, pull down the keyboard from the ceiling, and work from bed, dozing off now and then.

King_Ghidra
21-03-2006, 13:16:43
if you break your spine it might be next week

Drekkus
21-03-2006, 13:33:41
I have no intention of doing that though.

Venom
21-03-2006, 13:36:38
I'd like to do it for you.

Drekkus
21-03-2006, 13:42:47
You have broken enough bones already, limpy. You breaking your back won't do me any good. But thanks anyway.

King_Ghidra
21-03-2006, 13:57:29
haha

that's like this great joke:

a man is looking at his friend's dog in the pub, marvelling at how the dog lifts his leg behind his head and licks his own balls.
'i wish i could do that' says the man
'well if you ask him nicely he might let you' says his friend

Venom
21-03-2006, 14:09:43
I knew that was going to be the response.

Drekkus
21-03-2006, 14:09:47
Maybe that guy sucked donkey balls before

MoSe
21-03-2006, 15:52:48
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
haha

that's like this great joke:

a man is looking at his friend's dog in the pub, marvelling at how the dog lifts his leg behind his head and licks his own balls.
'i wish i could do that' says the man
'well if you ask him nicely he might let you' says his friend

sorry, but this *forces me* to summarise a similar joke, famous here

it's about a blonde going into a pet shop, undecided about which animal to buy
the handsome clerk finally proposes her a little crocodile
she's afraid it might be dangerous
he puts his arm in the croc's mouth, it closes the jaws gently, the clerk taps softly on its head and the croc releases the clerk's arm unscathed
she's not convinced yet
her repeats the trick, this time sticking his dick in, tho
but, when patted the croc doesn't open
the clerk first raps it, then pummels the croc's head with frantic punches, until he's set free, with a sweating brow
trying to regain a composure, he says "See? It's perfectly safe. If you want to be totally assured, you can try the same yourself!"
"Oooohhhh, I'd really love to, but please, don't hit me so hard!"

:D
:cute:
a classic

Mr. Bas
21-03-2006, 16:03:41
:D

Provost Harrison
21-03-2006, 16:15:01
Mmmm, bed, I've been up since 5am...so it does sounds very tempting at this point :D

devilmunchkin
21-03-2006, 17:43:58
I was up at 4 am. It's so weird to be dead tired but you can't sleep.

And tizzy, i'm with you. I can barely sit up somedays after I get off work.

Provost Harrison
21-03-2006, 19:06:54
Damn I fell asleep and I've only just woken up :D

Christoph
21-03-2006, 21:27:27
I slept til 12 today, had a no college day :D

Provost Harrison
21-03-2006, 22:34:28
Bastard!

Oerdin
22-03-2006, 01:24:45
Originally posted by Christoph
I slept til 12 today, had a no college day :D

Get a job you slacker.

MoSe
22-03-2006, 08:36:23
I'm dead
It's two days I have to take a COLD shower in the morning, because I've got a gas boiler but with piezo ignition, and for the secodn night in a row there was a blackout in the block. The power supplying company fixed it around noon yesterday, but it wasn't evidently a definitive solution...

:rolleyes:
my nuts shrank to raisins...

Immortal Wombat
22-03-2006, 08:44:57
Originally posted by Christoph
I slept til 12 today, had a no college day :D
Hah. I have been going to bed at 12 this week.

Debaser
22-03-2006, 09:34:38
Originally posted by Drekkus
I'm waiting for the time when I can wake up in bed, pull down the keyboard from the ceiling, and work from bed, dozing off now and then.

This is my dream too. One day all my freelance graphic design ambitions will be realised and it will become my reality.

Not sure about the keyboard attached to the ceiling though, seems a bit unnecessarily "Jetsons" to me. Do you not have Laptops over there?

mr_G
22-03-2006, 09:41:55
jesjes but the heat of the damn thing nearly burned my scrotum once.

MoSe
22-03-2006, 10:52:01
LappaSutra!!!!
:lol:

Drekkus
22-03-2006, 11:10:24
Laptops suck. I want a 42 inch LCD panel over my bed, that i can use with my wireless keyboard and a magic in-bed mouse thingy.

MoSe
22-03-2006, 11:57:39
Surely you want that device allowing you to move the pointer in the direction you look

Drekkus
22-03-2006, 12:03:28
I'm not sure if I wouldn't get nervous if a pointer kept following my eyemovements...

MoSe
22-03-2006, 12:05:46
lol, would you also click on the "buttons"...? :lol:

Tizzy
23-03-2006, 14:25:44
I'm still dead.
And confused.

shagnasty
23-03-2006, 14:33:45
yaaaay jetlag