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Kitsuki
21-03-2006, 09:47:24
I thought I had heard it all from the train companies, but on my way to meet Nills to see the superbly named "Whoremoan", my train was delayed for 40 mins due to "essential repairs." Its a Saturday; I know there are lots of rail repairs on, sounds reasonable.

I get on the train and the manager announces, "We apologise for the late running of this service, it was due to a defective toilet seat onboard that had to be repaired."

What the fuck? This is a train with 5-6 other toilets onboard. Anything short of a possessed toilet seat roaming from carriage to carriage devouring passengers would, common sense would make you think, mean you just place that toilet out of order.

Fuckwits.

Funko
21-03-2006, 09:48:02
:lol:

MoSe
21-03-2006, 09:57:42
plus, Laz would have fixed it in 3.5 minutes, give or take a finger

JM^3
21-03-2006, 10:05:54
Originally posted by Kitsuki


What the fuck? This is a train with 5-6 other toilets onboard. Anything short of a possessed toilet seat roaming from carriage to carriage devouring passengers would, common sense would make you think, mean you just place that toilet out of order.

You should write a script.

JM

Drekkus
21-03-2006, 10:07:53
I thought defective toilet seats were default.

MDA
21-03-2006, 11:43:00
Originally posted by MoSe
plus, Laz would have fixed it in 3.5 minutes, give or take a finger

:lol: