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mr_G
17-03-2006, 20:09:47
advice no1: always check your clothes after visiting the toilet.

come on folks, she can use all the advice

Darkstar
17-03-2006, 22:25:20
Mr. G, if we actually knew anything useful or worthwhile, we wouldn't be posting here.

Venom
17-03-2006, 22:28:19
Never ask Mr G any important question. Or any question at all. As a matter of fact, just don't talk to him.

devilmunchkin
17-03-2006, 22:34:21
Originally posted by Darkstar
Mr. G, if we actually knew anything useful or worthwhile, we wouldn't be posting here.
indeed. that's why i always empty the contents of my brain before i begin posting here. :p

mr_G
17-03-2006, 22:36:35
Originally posted by Venom
Never ask Mr G any important question. Or any question at all. As a matter of fact, just don't talk to him. i would race you...jesjes

Darkstar
17-03-2006, 22:38:29
To what? A drinking contest to be the first man passed out drunk? First man to 900 pounds?

mr_G
17-03-2006, 22:39:30
nonono just walking down canal street knocking every doorrrrrrrr

Funko
20-03-2006, 09:08:44
Canal street in Manchester?

mr_G
20-03-2006, 09:12:19
jesjes minus c and s

Tizzy
20-03-2006, 10:04:56
Great advice thread

mr_G
20-03-2006, 10:06:02
yaaay the others won't give you any goood advice.........bastards

Tizzy
20-03-2006, 10:09:51
I told you that would happen

JM^3
20-03-2006, 10:15:49
tip greater than 20%

always smile and greet people you meet

help old ladies cross the street

jes jes

JM

zmama
20-03-2006, 10:26:10
make Funko do the washing up

Oerdin
20-03-2006, 13:45:03
And the cooking.

Oerdin
20-03-2006, 13:45:27
On second thought that might not be good advice. :vom:

Funko
20-03-2006, 13:47:12
Originally posted by Oerdin
And the cooking.

Don't you mean "stay away from the pan Ann"?

Lurker the Second
20-03-2006, 13:54:16
My advice: Don't forget to cook the pasta before laying it out in the lasagna dish.

Tizzy
20-03-2006, 14:05:48
Huh? I never cook the pasta first and I make lovely lasagnes

Funko
20-03-2006, 14:09:43
I think it depends on the lasagne sheets. Some need pre-cooking.

Venom
20-03-2006, 14:12:25
Don't cock the pasta?

Lurker the Second
20-03-2006, 14:20:44
Ok, maybe it will turn out ok.

MoSe
20-03-2006, 15:21:04
Originally posted by Funko
I think it depends on the lasagne sheets. Some need pre-cooking.

Indeed, the pre-cooked ones don't need cooking, the others do.

Funko
20-03-2006, 15:23:32
:lol:

Lurker the Second
20-03-2006, 16:42:16
WTH is "pre-cooked" pasta?

MoSe
20-03-2006, 16:43:36
same principle as pre-boiled rice

MDA
20-03-2006, 18:10:53
carry an air horn, pepper spray, handgun, cell phone, and kicking boot at all times

do not make eye contact with the natives :)

mr_G
20-03-2006, 18:26:36
Originally posted by Funko
Don't you mean "stay away from the pan Ann"? ssssssssth.