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Beta1
17-03-2006, 18:00:15
I have a cold and have been sneezing all week. During one sneeze I bit my tongue, hard. So hard I had a mouthful of blood.

No I have a massive ulcer there, the side of my tongue has swollen up so I keep biting it and I have developed a lisp that makes me sound like one of my bottom set morons.

On the bright side I just picked up my new car - A nice 3 door Honda civic.

http://www.carphotoalbums.com/photos/data/692/11civic_type_r_01-med.jpg

only mine doesnt have alloys

Oerdin
17-03-2006, 18:02:26
I bet you have herpes.

Beta1
17-03-2006, 18:06:09
no its a honda

Japher
17-03-2006, 18:09:05
Hondo

Japher
17-03-2006, 18:10:15
http://www.schestowitz.com/Interests/Screenshots/Street_Fighter_2/honda.jpg

Venom
17-03-2006, 18:43:59
That car might just be gay.

Provost Harrison
17-03-2006, 18:46:19
They're paying teachers waaaay too much nowadays, quite obviously :D