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MDA
17-03-2006, 13:26:54
tricked me into removing his restraining bolt :(

Venom
17-03-2006, 13:27:48
And R2 is your sex slave?

MDA
17-03-2006, 13:30:47
you bet, its got a built in tazer!

Venom
17-03-2006, 13:33:20
MDA likes it rough. Whoddathunnk it?

Japher
17-03-2006, 13:34:31
he likes that little probe he uses to unlock bay doors

MDA
17-03-2006, 13:35:48
long term exposure to the tazer gave me bulging eyes, a big red nose, and spikey red hair

Darkstar
17-03-2006, 21:54:01
So it really improved your looks? Wow, those R2s can really work miracles!

mr_G
17-03-2006, 21:59:28
is it true that r2d2 can open a beer bottle?

Venom
17-03-2006, 22:04:44
He can brew his own beer, bottle it, then open the bottle.

Darkstar
17-03-2006, 22:05:35
DAMMIT! I WANT ONE NOW!

mr_G
17-03-2006, 22:09:32
is it true r2d2 can beat chuck norris just by annoying him with his "modem"sound?

Darkstar
17-03-2006, 22:11:03
No one can beat Chuck Norris! - FACT!

mr_G
17-03-2006, 22:12:41
is it true that r2d2 can find any street in the world and don't use gps for that?

Darkstar
17-03-2006, 22:16:41
Yes, it's true.

mr_G
17-03-2006, 22:19:33
is it true that r2d2 hates cats, because when he was a little r2d2tje he choked in some cathaircocktail once?

Venom
17-03-2006, 22:21:38
R2 is powered by cats.

Provost Harrison
17-03-2006, 22:30:42
Originally posted by mr_G
is it true that r2d2 can find any street in the world and don't use gps for that?

What? General Practitioners?

mr_G
17-03-2006, 22:41:15
no.