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Tizzy
15-03-2006, 13:36:00
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4805190.stm

Funko
15-03-2006, 13:37:42
So basically you have to weigh up arse cancer vs stomach cancer. Nice choice.

mr_G
15-03-2006, 13:42:17
:lol:

King_Ghidra
15-03-2006, 13:43:48
DEREK & CLIVE:
#Oh! My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat

DEREK:
(continues with farting noise in tune)
CLIVE:
#He's got fucking cancer, now what d'you think of that?!

DEREK:
#Oh, ..... (falls into helpless laughter)
CLIVE:
#My old man's a dustman, he's got cancer too
Silly fucking arsehole, he's got it up the flue
He's got so much of fucking cancer it drives him fucking mad
He says, "I've got fucking cancer", and he's my fucking Dad
Oh, what a fucking boring cunt, he goes on and on all day
He's got this fucking cancer and he's too gone on the way
DEREK:
#Oh, .....
CLIVE:
#Oh, my old man's a dustman, Justin de Villeneuve is my friend .....

DEREK:
# ..... they cut it off at Chelmsford, they cut it off at Crewe
They gave him one up the ..... (laughs)
CLIVE:
# ..... I shoved him one up the arsehole, saying he's my friend.
DEREK:
(laughs uncontrollably)
#He's got cancer of the cock and he's got cancer of the balls
He's got cancer of the nose, mouth, eyes, teeth and he's got the, the ..... prr-oh .....
DEREK & CLIVE:
#Ohhhhhhh ..... he's got .....
CLIVE:
# ..... cancer in his false teeth, got cancer in his wig
He's got cancer in his fucking knob, he thinks it's fucking big
His knob is full of cancer, the thing is falling off
And worst of all, the worst of it, he's got this fucking cough
He goes .....
DEREK & CLIVE:
Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurrrrrgghhhhh .....
DEREK:
(continues laughing uncontrollably)
CLIVE:
..... What a cunt! He keeps waking us up at night, this fucking noise goes on! This fucking cough, his fucking cancer! We can't fucking sleep! I's trying to watch Emmerdale Farm and this fucking cough came on and I couldn't fucking concentrate on a fucking good programme 'cause my old man was dying of this fucking cough .....
DEREK:
Fucking cancer!!
CLIVE:
..... What a .....
DEREK & CLIVE:
..... Fucking cunt!!!
DEREK:
(more laughter)
#He's got cancer of the arsehole, he's got cancer of the bum
CLIVE:
# ..... cancer of the knob .....
DEREK:
#Cancer in his eyeballs, he's got cancer on the gob
He's got cancer in his fingernails and cancer in his palm
Cancer up his bumhole where the ..... (drowned out)
CLIVE:
# ..... half way up his arm!
DEREK:
(laughs)
CLIVE:
#Oh, he's got fucking cancer, cancer everywhere
He's got cancer of the bumhole, 'cause he's a fucking queer .....
DEREK:
#Oh, .....
CLIVE:
#He takes his fucking knobs up, he shoves 'em up his arse
And everybody knows it! HE'S FUCKING WORKING CLASS!!!
DEREK:
OHHHHHHHH!!!!! .....

Gary
15-03-2006, 14:04:02
Originally posted by Funko
So basically you have to weigh up arse cancer vs stomach cancer. Nice choice. Not if you shove them in the right end.

Nills Lagerbaak
15-03-2006, 14:34:59
Originally posted by Funko
So basically you have to weigh up arse cancer vs stomach cancer. Nice choice.

Prostate cancer is bollock cancer/

King_Ghidra
15-03-2006, 14:38:06
according to what medical manual you quack?!

Funko
15-03-2006, 14:39:15
That'd be testicular cancer. Your prostate is a gland which is somewhere in between your balls and your arsehole, but when doctors check it out they do so by sticking a finger up your arse...

But yes it's not colon cancer.

Japher
15-03-2006, 14:40:07
cancer is cancer

sticking jalapenos up yer arse is just wrong

Gary
15-03-2006, 14:40:36
No, he means it's really 'bollocks' if you find you have it ;) :D

King_Ghidra
15-03-2006, 14:40:49
one of the chaps i play football with had his prostate examined recenlty

i joked with him if was going to get a second opinion arf arf

[edit] actually my avatar appears to be demonstrating the technique

mr_G
15-03-2006, 14:41:03
what about normal hamsters, well what about them?

Gary
15-03-2006, 14:41:21
sticking jalapenos up yer arse is hot !

They won't fit up a hampster's arse though

Nills Lagerbaak
15-03-2006, 14:44:26
Ha ha, yeah I meant it's bolocks having prostate cancer, but I guess that applies to any cancer :cute: :nervous:

mr_G
15-03-2006, 14:50:18
cancer is bad for your health - FACT!!!