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mr_G
14-03-2006, 21:46:04
when is the interview?

mr_G
16-03-2006, 14:00:40
so did you get the laughter already?

Venom
16-03-2006, 14:04:18
It was Tuesday.

mr_G
16-03-2006, 14:13:44
jesjes but did they call back yet

Venom
16-03-2006, 14:17:00
No they didn't call back yet. I imagine they won't for a few more days while they go through the process of interviewing more worthy candidates.

maroule
16-03-2006, 14:20:38
which could probably last about 60 years

Lurker the Second
16-03-2006, 14:22:17
It is important to drag it out so he gets his hopes up as high as possible. You can't stretch it out too long, though, b/c at some point those hopes will naturally begin to diminish. 'Tis a fine line, but I'm sure they'll hammer him at just the right moment.

mr_G
16-03-2006, 14:23:23
you are gonna have lots of fun in NY!!!!!!
jesjes

Venom
16-03-2006, 14:24:58
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
It is important to drag it out so he gets his hopes up as high as possible. You can't stretch it out too long, though, b/c at some point those hopes will naturally begin to diminish. 'Tis a fine line, but I'm sure they'll hammer him at just the right moment.

I'm much too full of anger and hatred to ever have hope. I don't imagine I'll get the job. It would be too good. And good things don't ever happen to me.

Tizzy
16-03-2006, 14:31:16
Good things do come around eventually - FACT

Venom
16-03-2006, 14:33:27
Only if you start considering usually trivial things to be good things.

Yaaaay! I successfully took a shit today!!!

King_Ghidra
16-03-2006, 14:35:45
how many attempts?

Tizzy
16-03-2006, 14:37:00
Nope. See Happy Post.

Kitsuki
16-03-2006, 14:37:17
Was if good consistency? Theres a whole world of difference and solidity between a good shit and a bad shit.

Venom
16-03-2006, 14:54:13
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
how many attempts?

I'm a professional 1 attempt. 1 success.

Venom
16-03-2006, 14:55:57
And I don't know if consistency truly matters, it's the relief of pressure that's key in a successful shit. If you're constipated, that's when you've got problems.

Fistandantilus
16-03-2006, 15:10:30
You really sound like a professional shitter.

King_Ghidra
16-03-2006, 15:20:43
if only that was true, he'd a have a job by now

Venom
16-03-2006, 15:22:45
I do have a shitty job though.

Japher
16-03-2006, 15:26:56
at least it's in a field you know a lot about; shit

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-03-2006, 15:40:33
But still way too honest for a politician.

Immortal Wombat
16-03-2006, 20:24:40
I've had days where taking a dump and remembering to eat were enough to make it a good day.

Darkstar
17-03-2006, 00:11:38
I've had days where being able to eat was enough to make it a good day.