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mr_G
13-03-2006, 13:55:16
J suffers from Stockholm Syndrome, can you help him?

King_Ghidra
13-03-2006, 13:56:10
and his co-worker is in love with the baboon

Japher
13-03-2006, 13:59:57
The Midwest is very strange

mr_G
13-03-2006, 14:34:54
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
and his co-worker is in love with the baboon jesjes i knew it, I knew it!!

Japher
13-03-2006, 15:09:41
you don't how right you are

her husband quit his job teaching jr. high school history because some pubescent teen "shoved" a book in his face. he wanted to sue the girl, but the school wouldn't side with him because the girl was saying that he made a rude comment to her about her mom (which I suspect is true, because he just quit after that). her husband has worked since last August and is showing no signs of finding one. he does nothing around the house from what I gather and can't even be bothered to cook or help raise the kids.

her home life is messed up, she'd be better off mating with a monkey

King_Ghidra
13-03-2006, 15:15:58
i was reading donkey there, did you edit that?

or do i have an as yet undocumented equine fixation

Chris
13-03-2006, 15:22:19
Who the hell is Dr Vernon?

Tizzy
13-03-2006, 15:35:06
He's a specialist in Bell's Palsy

mr_G
13-03-2006, 15:35:11
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i was reading donkey there, did you edit that?

or do i have an as yet undocumented equine fixation :lol: damn you are sick

Venom
13-03-2006, 23:22:07
Stockholm Syndrome can only be cured by ding ding removal.

mr_G
14-03-2006, 08:15:44
ok but i am not sure if the patient is still in possession of a ding ding.

mr_G
14-03-2006, 13:27:03
well?

Japher
14-03-2006, 13:28:51
of course I am

mr_G
14-03-2006, 13:29:35
ok cut it loose.....dr Vernon's orders

Tizzy
14-03-2006, 13:32:15
It's the only cure

Japher
14-03-2006, 13:34:44
what do you mean?

Venom
14-03-2006, 16:12:12
Dementia is clearly spreading. We should shoot him.

Japher
14-03-2006, 16:15:09
duck and weave
duck and weave

ooh, and egg basket

Tizzy
14-03-2006, 16:53:34
Duck doughnuts!