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Japher
10-03-2006, 21:18:26
great thread name

Also a reason I'm still at work. Company got a strange looking package and for some reason protocol is to lock down the facility and call the fire department. WTF?!

Stupid lady next to me says, "guess I shouldn't of made that bomb joke." You think?!

Then she goes on to say "well if they just open it they'll know what's in"... no shit?!

I love this place:clueless:

Venom
10-03-2006, 21:54:06
You'd think they'd let everyone evacuate.

Japher
10-03-2006, 22:02:16
You'd think... this place is full of morans

Japher
10-03-2006, 22:02:54
And the stupid bitch next to me won't shut up. She thinks she contaminated. I shouldn't bait her... but I will

DaShi
10-03-2006, 22:05:53
The terrorists are trying to kill you, Japher!

Japher
10-03-2006, 22:06:18
bastards

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 22:14:02
I see Venom's package has reached you! :evil:

Of course they lock things down. That's to keep things from being spread unnecessarily, to keep the panic down, and to hopefully lock in the offender. Or something stupid like that.

Venom
10-03-2006, 22:43:42
You let everyone evacuate in a panic and then gun them all down.

Japher
10-03-2006, 23:23:07
I have escaped... unharmed

I had to dress like a woman and do some things I'm not proud of

but I am safe at home with my family

and beer

I WILL NEVER YIELD TO YOU TERRORISTS!!!

Chairman Yang
11-03-2006, 00:51:02
http://www.petebevin.com/archives/hand-signals/sgun1.gif

COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN

Japher
11-03-2006, 01:04:46
Why would anyone want to terrorize a counter?

DaShi
11-03-2006, 04:07:19
If it's like mine, it has ants all over it.

Drekkus
13-03-2006, 10:24:20
Originally posted by Chairman Yang
http://www.petebevin.com/archives/hand-signals/sgun1.gif

COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN Damn, those pics were funny. where did you find those again, Yang?

MoSe
13-03-2006, 10:26:34
what's that, you mock terrorists by making wanking gestures?

mr_G
13-03-2006, 10:26:45
he could work in the London tube

MoSe
13-03-2006, 10:27:10
Originally posted by Venom
You'd think they'd let everyone evacuate.
what a crap comment

King_Ghidra
13-03-2006, 10:51:00
is japher still locked down?

Japher
13-03-2006, 13:30:55
No... Jack Bauer saved me

he kicks ass... sadly, half my company has died

mr_G
13-03-2006, 13:36:52
what about the annoying cowie?
is she raped by the baboon, several times?

Diss
14-03-2006, 04:21:13
My company isn't cool enough to recieve suspicious packages. :(. Actually we did recieve a rejected package that contained drugs in it. It said it was mailed from our location (but I'm sure it wasn't- they just used our address as the sender address). The package came back as undeliverable. We opened it up to find some suspicious looking powders inside. The cop though it was black tar heroin. I know nothing about drugs, so I had no idea. If it ain't pot, I don't know what it is.

Drekkus
14-03-2006, 11:45:43
we can't go on together

mr_G
14-03-2006, 11:53:58
just say no!

MDA
14-03-2006, 13:02:56
and we can't build our dreams

Japher
14-03-2006, 13:24:42
building dreams is like catching a rainbow in putting it in our pocket

Marraskuu
16-03-2006, 18:57:47
Originally posted by Diss
My company isn't cool enough to recieve suspicious packages. :(. Actually we did recieve a rejected package that contained drugs in it. It said it was mailed from our location (but I'm sure it wasn't- they just used our address as the sender address). The package came back as undeliverable. We opened it up to find some suspicious looking powders inside. The cop though it was black tar heroin. I know nothing about drugs, so I had no idea. If it ain't pot, I don't know what it is.
You guys should have sold it....oh well.