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Funko
10-03-2006, 14:59:50
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/10/bounceometer/

We feel the English language is simply inadequate for the purpose of describing the Bounceometer in the terms it so richly deserves. Let it be recorded that in 2006 a strategy boutique brainstorm at a sports bra manufacturer produced the following conversation:

Boutiquist 1: The problem we have is how to demonstrate to women what their breasts look like when they're horse riding as an incentive to buy our splendid sports bras.
Boutiquist 2: Hmmm. Maybe we could have an animated gif of a water-filled balloon wobbling?
Boutiquist 1: Nah.
Boutiquist 2: Ok then, two jellies on plates on the top of a washing machine...
Boutiquist 1: Nah - wait. Try this: an interactive Flash experience where ladies can choose their bust size and level of activity...
Boutiquist 2: ...leading to a musical animation showing breasts bouncing...
Boutiquist 1: ...with naked breasts compared with breasts in normal bras and our splendid sports bras...
Boutiquist 2: Jesus, we could even have side-on views of breasts and wire-model breasts to demonstrate the physics of the unrestrained breast bounce...
Boutiquist 1: It's genius. We're going to be rich!

Yes it is - and yes you are. We salute you.

Venom
10-03-2006, 15:04:09
Screw them. If women know what their bouncing boobs like like and eliminate that, men all over the world lose. Those guys must be gay.

Drekkus
10-03-2006, 15:05:14
:lol: :lol: The men : women ration of using that site must be at least 10:1

Gary
10-03-2006, 15:09:36
:D

Lurker the Second
10-03-2006, 15:35:05
Great, just great. I can see I'm not gonna get any work done this morning.

mr_G
10-03-2006, 15:38:12
so that's great Lurkert.
watchzzzze boobies

MDA
10-03-2006, 15:51:30
wireframe :lol:

Kitsuki
10-03-2006, 16:11:46
Whats more predicatable is that every single guy has had a go on GG on extreme exercise! :D

maroule
10-03-2006, 16:51:09
and largest cup

Tizzy
10-03-2006, 17:13:08
Why has no-one used the :bounce: yet?

Lurker the Second
10-03-2006, 17:16:40
Now half the people in my office aren't getting any work done.

mr_G
10-03-2006, 17:20:58
:bounce::bounce: damn i am predictable

Tizzy
10-03-2006, 17:23:41
It's good that someone is, I was seriously shocked.

Funko
10-03-2006, 17:24:10
that's seriously serious

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 17:24:34
:bounce: :bounce: <=== Born free...
:bouncmsk: :bouncmsk: <=== regular bra
:cool: :cool: <=== sports bra

mr_G
10-03-2006, 17:25:05
well thank you

now i go to melief bender...................jesjes maaaik now you are pedictable