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Provost Harrison
10-03-2006, 10:23:09
This thread is dedicated to the memory of Dis. And yes, I can do copycats too MOBIUS :p

So, anyone recommend any hookers in particular?

mr_G
10-03-2006, 10:26:53
there is one in amsterdam

Provost Harrison
10-03-2006, 10:28:27
I'd say there's more than one buddy ;)

Kitsuki
10-03-2006, 10:33:50
Hmm, I dont know any ones, though one did yell accross the street at me a couple of months ago (at about 2am on my drunken stagger home) -

"Are ya looking?"

"Haha, definitely not!"

"A do good deals ya know!"

"What, are you vat-able?"

Guys at the takeaway looked amused....

Provost Harrison
10-03-2006, 10:53:58
:lol: I remember being accosted by a prostitute in Manchester offering me services. I was walking and she was following:

"Blowjob?"

"No thanks"

"I can do anything you want"

"No thankyou!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING GAY OR SOMETHING!"

I stopped and held my handout in a stop gesture, and replied in an elevated tone:

"I said no thankyou, especially not after that display. Now fuck off"

Screamed: "DON'T DO THAT, YOU'LL EMBARRASS ME!" (?!)

"You're a cheap, skanky, drug-addled whore, how can you possibly be any more embarrassing? Now what part of fuck off don't you understand?"

That was the end of it. The irony when I stopped and held my hand out to her and she said she didn't want to be embarrassed or identified as a prostitute :lol: