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devilmunchkin
08-03-2006, 20:53:36
I cleaned my desk at work..
it's so pretty :eek:

Japher
08-03-2006, 20:54:22
and you got paid to do it!

mr.G
08-03-2006, 20:55:00
woooooohoooooooooooooooooo :bounce:

party
clean desk party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

advice: stop with all the work and the desk stays clean w0000000t

devilmunchkin
08-03-2006, 20:57:17
yes, but then the phone messages and emails and faxes start piling up....and our clients are the kind where if they call 2 or thee times, they'll start calling my boss after that and complaining...

mr.G
08-03-2006, 21:00:19
kill the boss, kill him by surprise, ask Venom he knows how....jesjes.

then put the phone of the hook and close outlook..........................................t he good life.

Christoph
08-03-2006, 21:04:59
You're crazy, you know that?

mr.G
08-03-2006, 21:06:22
me.......nonono that's acting.

the oscar goes to................................................ .............mrG

devilmunchkin
08-03-2006, 21:13:50
well, actually i'm alone for the better part of the afternoon....

Diss
08-03-2006, 21:18:04
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
I cleaned my desk at work..
it's so pretty :eek:

I don't believe you, take a picture and post it. :D

devilmunchkin
08-03-2006, 21:21:34
no camera... :(

Chris
08-03-2006, 21:43:39
That was scarey, I thought you had kissed Lurker.

devilmunchkin
08-03-2006, 21:45:31
that too :D kidding.

Cruddy
08-03-2006, 23:55:26
If I drop one piece of litter on my desk at work, it collapses under the extra weight.

Fistandantilus
09-03-2006, 00:08:44
Originally posted by Christoph
You're crazy, you know that?

He's crazy in a brilliant kind of way.

Provost Harrison
09-03-2006, 00:33:11
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
I cleaned my desk at work..
it's so pretty :eek:

Were you asked to clear your desk? :cute:

devilmunchkin
09-03-2006, 00:55:38
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Were you asked to clear your desk? :cute:
no..and that makes it even more remarkable, doesn't it?

i was just really bored but i didn't feel like taking client calls..

Provost Harrison
09-03-2006, 01:15:30
Mmmm, bored at work...the luxury...:p

TCO
09-03-2006, 01:28:34
You should be in one of those bud light commercials.

Provost Harrison
09-03-2006, 09:18:54
I'd rather be in a beer commercial :p

devilmunchkin
09-03-2006, 20:31:21
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Mmmm, bored at work...the luxury...:p

no..notice i said i didn't feel like talking to clients. i had plenty of work to do. normally i have to much i barely have time to use the restroom and i'm stressed out 24/7

paiktis22
09-03-2006, 20:33:35
a clean desk is a sign of unproductivity

Venom
09-03-2006, 20:35:04
I've done the unthinkable too....I took a shit AND wiped my ass! It's so pretty.

paiktis22
09-03-2006, 20:43:05
a clean ass is a sign of unproductivity

devilmunchkin
09-03-2006, 21:47:43
indeed..all males are supposed to leave track marks

Venom
09-03-2006, 22:02:05
I've only got 2 pairs of underwear and they're both well and truly marked up.

devilmunchkin
09-03-2006, 22:14:50
then your ass isn't pretty...:bouncmsk:

Darkstar
09-03-2006, 22:19:00
Nothing on Venom is pretty. Well, other then his pink pirate shirt.

Venom
09-03-2006, 22:21:20
Normally this is where I would insult your wife or something, but that'd be like kicking a enuch in the crotch.

Japher
09-03-2006, 22:22:23
It takes a real man to pull off a pink shirt

and gay man to call a shirt "pretty"

mr_G
10-03-2006, 10:58:15
Originally posted by Venom
Normally this is where I would insult your wife or something, but that'd be like kicking a enuch in the crotch. :lol:

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 15:31:47
Originally posted by Venom
Normally this is where I would insult your wife or something, but that'd be like kicking a enuch in the crotch.

Ah. I see you remembered I was happily divorced from my ex. :)

Venom
10-03-2006, 15:33:55
And she took your balls with her. So you really are a eunuch. How convient for my joke purposes.

mr_G
10-03-2006, 15:39:12
:lol: pleez mrG do not laugh :lol:
sorry

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 15:44:40
Actually, she just took my cat. and socks. and underwear. and sketchpads.

She did try to cut my balls off once, cause she didn't want me able to enjoy being with other women. But then she decided that she might want me enjoying being with her at some time in the future. The logic that I'd never want to be with her after such an attempt never seemed to occur to her.

She did recently invite me to go out to Washington and watch her and her two wives make another porn, then join them and party for a long weekend of sex and drugs. But I bet you can guess my answer to that request was.

Porkstar
10-03-2006, 15:49:24
I know I can, at least.

That answer was....I'm gay!

PORKSTAR THE EVER LIVING!

Venom
10-03-2006, 15:51:50
You stole my insult. Cock knocker.

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 16:01:25
You made that AE.

Actually, she never tried to cut my balls off. But she did once get her latest boyfriend of the time to drive her 400 miles so she could break into my house, and stab all the balls (basketballs, footballs, and soccer balls) in my house. And she cut up all the baseballs as well. I don't know what happened to the golf balls, but they were gone too. Pissed off my roommate at the time, because they were all his balls. She also decorated a neighbor's car with lots of "loving" messages. Freaked him and his boyfriend right out (and they were wondering which one's ex had went all "stalky" on them).

She's a huge fetishist. So what she considers "sex" is quite different from what 98% of humanity considers sex. However, I bet that Venom has an extensive collection of her later works in his porn collection.

Venom
10-03-2006, 16:03:06
Me make an AE? NEVER!

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 16:07:04
You must be exceptionally bored at work today. It's been a long time since you made a joke AE, hasn't it?

BTW, how long until beer time? You got a six pack chilling in the car already?

Venom
10-03-2006, 16:14:17
I'm drunk already. And I'm bored in perpetuity.

Funko
10-03-2006, 16:15:18
Did Venom just say "in perpetuity"?

Venom
10-03-2006, 16:17:48
Did I? Do I even know what it means?

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 16:18:57
Apparently you do!

Japher
10-03-2006, 17:30:37
that's an awfully big word...

is that a gland?

JM^3
10-03-2006, 17:31:36
Wow, how in the world did you ever marry her?

And what did you share in common?

Wait, don't answer that...

JM

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 17:32:13
He learned it from all his "Lifetime Membership" purchases to subscription porn sites.

Japher
10-03-2006, 17:33:12
hehe

member

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 17:40:20
Jop ,o;;rt, How? Well, we signed this little piece of paper. That's all it takes to get married. I think you mean "why did you get married?".

We actually had quite a lot in common. Except that she was super wacko, and I'm only slightly loony. At the time, we knew she was a bit off, but it got significantly worse--- and of course, being young and married stress and general wackiness helped mask her slowly getting worse. But, she's medicated and getting help these days. Or so I keep being told. I still won't voluntarily get around her though, as I've heard that before. Good luck to her and much happiness, but no thanks on another fly by for me.

Japher
10-03-2006, 18:24:42
but you can still have sex right?

I mean crazy sex is awesome... or so my wife tells me

Darkstar
10-03-2006, 20:35:08
Sounds like your wife is trying to tell you something, Japher. ;)

Its only crazy sex if *you* get off. Otherwise, it's just crazy or too much damn work for zero personal reward. I'm willing to do a lot of crazy work for the woman I'm in love with, but my ex no longer fits that description.

Venom
10-03-2006, 20:39:51
This thread is starting to gross me out.

self biased
13-03-2006, 03:20:11
i'll make a mark on the calendar.