View Full Version : toilet seat up or down.......

06-03-2006, 12:20:28
Taht's the question.

no more fights over toiletseats.
before pissing the man will pull the seat up

before pissing the woman will put the seat down.

end of discussion.

06-03-2006, 12:29:50
I never have understood the fuss over this one. If it's in the wrong place for you, put it in the right place, no big deal.

06-03-2006, 12:29:59
Been saying that for years. Plus no need to put the seat up out of the way as you should, at the end, just leave it where it is, and we can all cope.

But you need to convince the unreasonable folk too, who want things left out ready for them :(

06-03-2006, 12:35:24
I have a problem with mr G's instructions.

Say Tizzy goes to the toilet and the seat is already down.

The instruction says:

"before pissing the woman will put the seat down."

But the seat is already down!

Poor Tizzy will be all :confused: and :tizzy:

06-03-2006, 12:41:03
ow jesjes, the tizzy factor.
schjtoepit schjtoepit schjtoepit mr_G.


before pissing the man will pull the seat up if the seat is down, if not then he may piss right away (first open fly o/c)

before pissing or taking a sjit the woman will put the seat down. if the seat is up already then the woman may open het holes and let it flow......first sit down with you nekkid ass pleezzzzzz

06-03-2006, 12:46:41
"The Tizzy Factor"?
:hmm: :cry:

06-03-2006, 12:48:31

06-03-2006, 12:50:29
MrG you forgot a step...

After pissing check your clothes before you go out on a date.

06-03-2006, 12:54:38
ow jesjes i thought everyone already knew taht one.

06-03-2006, 13:04:53
Piss in the sink and there will be no problems.

06-03-2006, 13:06:21
the britts think taht's abnormal

06-03-2006, 13:23:01
As I'm a puritan in denial, I always lower both the seat AND the lid, AFTER doing whatever I had to (and flushing and eventually cleaning)

06-03-2006, 13:55:34
If I encounter that I wonder what the last person is trying to hide, and lift the seat in trepidation. Sure enough, they've usually forgotten something.

06-03-2006, 13:59:06
I leave it as is, don't even flush

I can't stand public bathrooms you never know where other peoples hands have been...

I use to try to do everything with my foot until I realized how bad my balance gets when I've been drinking

06-03-2006, 17:52:18
I always put the seat and cover down when I'm done. That's from having too many small animals (puppies and kittens) around when I was growing up.

Believe it or not, I've had several GFs get mad about the fact that I do put both down. They find that even ruder then leaving it up. :shrug: Some people just like to pick a fight.

06-03-2006, 18:01:34
I like to put some thin plastic over the bowles and then put the seat down.
nice effect for the next one, boy or girl.

06-03-2006, 18:03:34
No good for boys. Most don't care.

Pretty funny when it's a girl though.

06-03-2006, 18:06:07
Originally posted by Darkstar
No good for boys. Most don't care.
look at their trousers when done, bet they care jesjes

06-03-2006, 18:15:19
:confused: You stand close enough for splash back?

06-03-2006, 18:49:20
Piss all over the cover!!

07-03-2006, 03:14:34
I actually put the lid down as well. I heard when you flush the toilet, microscopic particles go everywhere in the bathroom. So that's the reason I put the lid down. I also don't leave my toothbrush out in the open because of it.

I'm not compulsively clean. honest. If you saw what a mess my house is, you'd understand. I have so much dog hair everywhere. I'm too lazy to clean it up. My dog is probably more unclean than my toilet. oh well.

07-03-2006, 05:30:16
You watch too much Mythbusters.

Greg W
07-03-2006, 06:43:42
Or: go into your girlfriend's gay (important, cos I don't think a man has ever been in there) sister's ensuit, and piss in her toilet. Put the seat down, and then realising what you've done, deliberately put it up again. Laugh uproariously as she tells you next time she sees you that she got up to go to the dunny at 3am, and sat down on the cold porcelain. :lol: