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Christoph
01-03-2006, 15:17:59
apparently it's cracked, or bent out of shape due to sleeping funny, so i have constant ear ache and can't hear anything out of my left ear. It could be an ear infection though, but i'm not sure. My Holly has and ear infection, i'm not sure if it could have been passed onto me from hugging, but i'm not sure if you can catch and ear infection. How ft do you get an ear infection anyway??

Japher
01-03-2006, 15:23:11
no idea

see a doctor

Venom
01-03-2006, 15:42:16
Dr Vernon is on call.

Most likely it's Bell's Palsy caused by an alien space worm nesting in your ear canal.

Funko
01-03-2006, 15:48:14
That's so common these days

Venom
01-03-2006, 15:48:51
I see it all the time.

Venom
01-03-2006, 15:52:34
Looks like this.

http://www.trekconnection.com/pictures/ST_2/PICTURES/other/09122002115846.jpg

Funko
01-03-2006, 15:52:45
I blame Chekov popularising it.

Funko
01-03-2006, 15:53:21
Wow, an image based X-post. nice.

Venom
01-03-2006, 15:54:12
That's got to be a first.

Funko
01-03-2006, 15:54:50
I never realised how unrealistic that ear was!

Japher
01-03-2006, 15:55:10
geeks

Venom
01-03-2006, 15:58:33
I remember watching the DVD when it came out a few years ago and thinking that it was the fakest looking fake ear I'd ever seen.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-03-2006, 17:33:39
Originally posted by Christoph
How ft do you get an ear infection anyway??


From swallowing too much dog semen, of course.

mr.G
01-03-2006, 19:42:53
Originally posted by Venom
Dr Vernon is on call.

Most likely it's Bell's Palsy caused by an alien space worm nesting in your ear canal. dam Bell's Palsy again!!!!!! christoffffffff go away you deaf leppard.

Christoph
02-03-2006, 17:06:27
What?

It's in the other ear as well now. Blast!

Venom
02-03-2006, 17:51:30
You have a rare case of migrating alienspaceworm-itis. Probably best just to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. First make sure the gun is loaded.

Funko
03-03-2006, 08:48:44
Yes, shoot the worm out!

Drekkus
03-03-2006, 14:43:37
What, no painfull rear copycat?

Venom
03-03-2006, 14:44:24
What are you waiting for? Fag.

Drekkus
03-03-2006, 14:45:34
Greek

Christoph
03-03-2006, 15:26:05
You bunch of queers