View Full Version : Beware - don't grab a handful...

27-02-2006, 09:55:16
Your sexual lusts could earn you more than you think ! (http://www.theregister.com/2006/02/24/bicycle_courier/)

if you're a bicycle courier and you grab a handful of Diana Marcela Diaz's posterior, you can expect to spend the next four years playing hunt the soap in a Bogota slammerNeeded something to stop it, but she must have had one heck of an arse to warrant 4 years.

28-02-2006, 22:56:29
A (female) member of the national ombudsman's office said the courier had acted merely "out of lust", offering: "He didn't use violence or commit a sexual act."

She must have been schooled in American government schools. Or a congressional page/intern perhaps?