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Funko
21-02-2006, 14:07:37
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate... She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married, and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,

"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me...

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our
little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car......

King_Ghidra
21-02-2006, 14:09:17
i can't work out which is the dumbest bit of this american crap

Funko
21-02-2006, 14:16:39
:(

Japher
21-02-2006, 14:19:19
:lol:

He was going out to get his condoms and the family thought he was leaving to avoid screwing the little sister

King_Ghidra
21-02-2006, 14:19:22
thanks retard

funko, sorry, i hate these kind of jokes

Funko
21-02-2006, 14:20:59
I go to literally seconds of effort copying and pasting a joke and that's the thanks I get.

King_Ghidra
21-02-2006, 14:21:34
:D

Gary
21-02-2006, 14:22:32
I never even knew Tizzy had a sister.

Japher
21-02-2006, 14:24:56
thanks retard


you're welcome:D

Drekkus
21-02-2006, 14:25:25
I've seen it a few times before. Also with the hot mom in stead of a sister.

King_Ghidra
21-02-2006, 14:26:27
tizzy has a hot mom too?!

Funko
21-02-2006, 14:27:25
Can someone delete this thread?

:nervous:

mr_G
21-02-2006, 14:27:30
Originally posted by Drekkus
I've seen it a few times before. Also with the hot mom in stead of a sister. i thought the joke wizzzz the hot horny hamster was the best.

Tizzy
21-02-2006, 14:35:15
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
tizzy has a hot mom too?!

My Dad thinks so

mr_G
21-02-2006, 14:37:13
i did not edit nonononononono tizzy i did not.

pfffft that was close.

zmama
21-02-2006, 14:40:58
bad mrg badbadbadbadbadbad

Japher
21-02-2006, 14:41:59
beauty is in the eye of the beholder

even if that eye doesn't have 20/20 vision

mr_G
21-02-2006, 14:45:35
it is, jesjes it is isn't it jesjes it isn't

Japher
21-02-2006, 14:46:53
blind chicks think I'm sexy

Tizzy
21-02-2006, 14:48:13
Originally posted by mr_G
i did not edit nonononononono tizzy i did not.

pfffft that was close.

You did and I saw the original post too

Lurker the Second
21-02-2006, 14:57:00
Poor mr.G, he just can't help himself.

mr_G
21-02-2006, 14:59:06
seee Lurker knows!!!!

mr_G
21-02-2006, 15:02:00
Originally posted by Funko
Can someone delete this thread?

:nervous: seconded

Gary
21-02-2006, 15:04:53
Not until we've seen Tizzy's mum.

Funko
21-02-2006, 16:00:10
I didn't see mrG's helping.

Lurker the Second
21-02-2006, 16:03:56
And you never will.

mr_G
21-02-2006, 16:05:11
will will

MoSe
21-02-2006, 16:13:33
who?

MoSe
21-02-2006, 16:15:16
Originally posted by Funko
I go to literally seconds of effort copying and pasting a joke and that's the thanks I get.

you left out the true ending:

"OK, now that I've passed the test, you don't want me to leave your little daughter waiting, do you?"

paiktis22
21-02-2006, 16:24:37
check check the microphone

Darkstar
22-02-2006, 04:05:27
Originally posted by Japher
blind chicks think I'm sexy

How did Venom get Japher's password?

Kitsuki
22-02-2006, 09:30:14
Originally posted by Funko
I go to literally seconds of effort copying and pasting a joke and that's the thanks I get.

:lol:

Oerdin
25-10-2007, 09:04:58
Originally posted by Tizzy
My Dad thinks so

Pics please. :cute:

































:nervous:

MoSe
25-10-2007, 12:27:38
what word did you search for, to scoop this up?

:lol:

Nav
25-10-2007, 12:33:26
"reasons for owning a car"

maroule
25-10-2007, 13:24:33
hey this is a great joke! we should start a new thread about it!

Shining1
25-10-2007, 14:21:05
The joke would be marrying into a family that tries to whore out their youngest daughter for weeks on end... =/

King_Ghidra
25-10-2007, 15:16:06
it's a popular joke

MoSe
25-10-2007, 16:08:49
it's a popular sister

Funko
25-10-2007, 16:10:41
Look, the sister wasn't really going to shag him it was a test of his fidelity!

MoSe
25-10-2007, 16:16:18
yeah, that's what the family believed

King_Ghidra@home
25-10-2007, 19:12:15
A double bluff!

Funko
26-10-2007, 08:02:48
She wouldn't have told them, even if he did shag her! HA!

Shining1
26-10-2007, 08:18:59
This is a complicated joke... :lol: