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Drekkus
20-02-2006, 15:16:35
How many meanings are there to this?

I think there is more then one, but I'm not sure.

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/13913498.htm

"Part of the fun is trying to outdo other fans with your outfits," said Patrick Voorn, sporting the cow hat, a tribute to the Dutch countryside.

"We also like to party, drink a lot of beer," said Janneke Kelder, who was double-fisting at the time of the comment.

mr_G
20-02-2006, 15:18:50
:lol:

mr_G
20-02-2006, 15:21:05
it's speedskating "de gekste"

old dutch tradition to double fist your neighbour when you watch speedskating.
We also like to party, drink a lot of beer

mr_G
20-02-2006, 15:23:15
i'm so glad i never went to a speedskating game.

you are a big thialf fan aren't you drekkus?

Venom
20-02-2006, 15:27:42
Double fisting while double fisting.

Kitsuki
20-02-2006, 15:27:58
:lol:

Gary
20-02-2006, 15:51:08
:eek:

Kitsuki
20-02-2006, 15:53:36
I'm still giggling at this - this is awesome... :lol:

Funko
20-02-2006, 15:56:40
:lol:

mr_G
20-02-2006, 16:00:42
i really want to know in what tone of voice she was commenting

Drekkus
20-02-2006, 16:20:18
I think Janneke has some explaining to do when she comes back to Holland.

King_Ghidra
20-02-2006, 16:48:11
i'm too baffled by this to laugh

Kitsuki
20-02-2006, 16:51:50
I wonder if the journo in question was getting dirty texts from his missus and this is a freudian slip, that'd be awesome.

Scabrous Birdseed
20-02-2006, 19:17:02
:lol: :beer:

Drekkus
21-02-2006, 13:56:17
So none of the americans know if this is a common phrase in the US for holding two beers at the same time?

mr_G
21-02-2006, 13:57:50
oooooops and i was thinking sticking two fists in someones butt or vagina

mr_G
21-02-2006, 13:59:01
oooops i was thinking

Drekkus
21-02-2006, 13:59:37
:hmm:

BigGameHunter
21-02-2006, 14:12:26
It's a common phrase for drinking two drinks at once...more people here are going to know that then the....errr....alternative.

Funko
21-02-2006, 14:17:06
I've never heard that before.

King_Ghidra
21-02-2006, 14:18:26
So BGH, double fisting is common where you live? Crikey.

Venom
21-02-2006, 14:20:04
It's a clever saying, if only the internet hadn't show everyone what other kinds of double fisting exist.

Gary
21-02-2006, 14:20:58
Well I've learnt something too :D

King_Ghidra
21-02-2006, 14:21:01
if only? weirdo

Venom
21-02-2006, 14:22:02
CANTONA!!!! CANTONA!!!! YOU'RE SO FAT!!!! And SO GAAAAAAAY!!!!

Drekkus
21-02-2006, 14:22:39
Indeed it is. We don't have a saying for that. It's shorter then saying: he's holding two beers.

But very unfortunately chosen though. :lol:

Funny how the rest of the world is adapting US porn terminology quicker then normal speak. :D

King_Ghidra
21-02-2006, 14:27:53
next they'll be telling us that double penetration means expanding your business into two different markets

mr_G
21-02-2006, 14:32:14
it does not?

Drekkus
21-02-2006, 14:33:26
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
next they'll be telling us that double penetration means expanding your business into two different markets Or that dirty sanchez is just a filthy mexican.

Venom
21-02-2006, 14:34:44
And a gorilla mask is just a mask of a gorrila.

Funko
21-02-2006, 16:15:47
The reason we don't have a word for holding two beers is because we already finished our other one! Hurry up slowcoach!

mr_G
21-02-2006, 16:42:08
nono it's because we have glasses which we can easily hold two in our hands.

Lurker the Second
21-02-2006, 16:56:33
I've often heard the phrase "two-fisted drinker" so the meaning was pretty clear to me in context. Personally, I find it best to hold as few beers as possible at any given time.

Funko
21-02-2006, 16:58:35
Yeah, fewer to spill on people.

Drekkus
21-02-2006, 17:11:51
Originally posted by mr_G
nono it's because we have glasses which we can easily hold two in our hands. True. Next weekend I will often be holding 3, 4 glasses of beer at the same time.

King_Ghidra
21-02-2006, 17:14:03
you're doing weekend bar work?

whassup, low on cash?

Kitsuki
21-02-2006, 17:27:32
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
next they'll be telling us that double penetration means expanding your business into two different markets

:lol:

Drekkus
21-02-2006, 17:34:56
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
you're doing weekend bar work?

whassup, low on cash? After the weekend I'll be low on cash, yes. It's Carnival. That means a weekend of drowning yourself in beer. I used to go for 5 days straight, but I can't hack that anymore. But fridaynight, and saturday all day from midday to 3 at night, non stop beer drinking is enough to make me tremble for a week afterwards.

I'm already dreading my sunday hangover. I'm getting old.

BigGameHunter
22-02-2006, 15:29:47
Double penetration usually refers to an adept nose-picker.

mr_G
22-02-2006, 15:30:35
pervert

King_Ghidra
22-02-2006, 15:59:25
Originally posted by Drekkus
After the weekend I'll be low on cash, yes. It's Carnival. That means a weekend of drowning yourself in beer. I used to go for 5 days straight, but I can't hack that anymore. But fridaynight, and saturday all day from midday to 3 at night, non stop beer drinking is enough to make me tremble for a week afterwards.

I'm already dreading my sunday hangover. I'm getting old.

damn a serious answer to a joke question

when you said you would be holding 3-4 beers i was trying to imply the only reason you would be doing that was if you were serving them to someone else

Funko
22-02-2006, 16:01:11
:lol:

Venom
22-02-2006, 16:03:16
The power of Shitkiss' stupidity can ruin even the most well intentioned joke.

Drekkus
23-02-2006, 22:12:09
I knew it was a joke.

Venom
23-02-2006, 22:22:34
Suuuuure.

Drekkus
24-02-2006, 11:07:58
I did, I did. I'll have you know I'm officially very intelligent!!!!!!!!!!111!

mr_G
24-02-2006, 11:09:37
he is he is one of the SCHJMARTEST roosendaelers i know.

Funko
24-02-2006, 11:10:01
Oooh. Very harsh

mr_G
24-02-2006, 11:12:09
he even outschjmart the milkman's pig.
jesjes and he can hold his pee for more then an hour, well not at carnival.

Funko
24-02-2006, 11:12:46
And not when there is a handy sink.

King_Ghidra
24-02-2006, 11:21:16
and before anyone asks, no i won't be posting that video

mr_G
24-02-2006, 11:24:01
the other pics then?

Greg W
24-02-2006, 11:50:47
This whiel thread... :lol:

Next thing someone'll tell me that DVDA is simply the A side of a Double sided DVD...

Funko
24-02-2006, 11:52:58
DVDA is actually DVD-Audio...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD-Audio

Gary
24-02-2006, 12:03:16
Of course. Why, is there another interpretation ?

Funko
24-02-2006, 12:03:42
Just educating the ignorant Aussie. ;)

Greg W
24-02-2006, 12:38:38
You two need help.

Venom
24-02-2006, 13:14:42
Maybe it is you who needs help.

Drekkus
24-02-2006, 13:59:26
He didn't invent the whiel.

Greg W
25-02-2006, 10:14:06
Nor the typo.

Sir Penguin
26-02-2006, 07:14:54
Whenever I flip through the S section of my paper dictionary, the page with "sleeping partners" always catches my eye. I've usually forgotten what it means, so I check, and I'm always disappointed. It's something about a business partner not being active or something.

SP

Drekkus
27-02-2006, 13:41:27
Some people pay to be the passive one in a double fisting, I guess.

mr_G
27-02-2006, 13:44:00
Originally posted by Drekkus
I guess. D'oh
that's how you pay your 5 vacations a year man.

Drekkus
27-02-2006, 13:55:14
I read that as vaccinations. :confused: