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Koshko
18-02-2006, 04:34:26
ITT we discuss the Laff-A-Lympics!

The Really Rottens were constantly robbed man!

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-02-2006, 07:48:36
The real Winter Olympics is much funnier. Did anyone see the women's snowboard racing?

The leader (after everyone else fell/crashed) was miles ahead. On the very last jump, she attempted to pull a wanky little stunt- whereupon she fell over and promptly lost the gold medal.

mr_G
18-02-2006, 07:55:23
I think doubles mixed luge is pure porn.

mr_G
18-02-2006, 07:58:53
http://multimedia.olympic.org/pic/hackl_gal_l_01.jpg

Provost Harrison
18-02-2006, 11:49:16
My God, it looks like a high speed saveloy! :eek:

Darkstar
18-02-2006, 11:58:21
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
My God, it looks like a high speed slaveboy! :eek:

:confused: What have you been up to while I was away?

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-02-2006, 13:08:44
How often do you think the person at the bottom of the mixed luge finishes the race with an impressive erection?

Immortal Wombat
18-02-2006, 13:59:30
Probably quite rarely, since the usual technique would require the woman to be at the bottom.

And :lol:, the IOC agrees with MrG (http://www.canoe.ca/SlamNaganoLugeArchive/feb10_sex.html)

Chris
19-02-2006, 04:05:08
The games have lost alot, it isn't the same without the Commies.

Also, they stuck in a lot of bogus sports so that Americans can actually win medals.

Koshko
19-02-2006, 05:36:41
Hey ... we'll take them where we can great them. Look at how badly we suck without Snowboarding to save our asses.

Chris
19-02-2006, 05:50:57
We would only have a chance with ice skaing if they took snow bording out.

Years ago I can remember the US winning like 4 medals for the entire winter games.

That is what made the 1980 hockey team special, as well as guys like Eric Heiden, it was so rare we won anything.

mr_G
19-02-2006, 08:25:10
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Probably quite rarely, since the usual technique would require the woman to be at the bottom.

And :lol:, the IOC agrees with MrG (http://www.canoe.ca/SlamNaganoLugeArchive/feb10_sex.html) :lol:

shagnasty
20-02-2006, 17:16:16
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
How often do you think the person at the bottom of the mixed luge finishes the race with an impressive erection?

Do you know how FUCKING COLD it is tear-arsing down one of those things? I'm sure the slight wind-chill would put paid to any thoughts of getting a stalky.

mr_G
20-02-2006, 17:18:30
I agree and therefore the IOC agrees also.

shagnasty
20-02-2006, 17:36:39
^^Is the I.O.C. jesjes

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-02-2006, 17:40:44
Originally posted by shagnasty
Do you know how FUCKING COLD it is tear-arsing down one of those things? I'm sure the slight wind-chill would put paid to any thoughts of getting a stalky.

Wind chill counts for nothing when your pork sword is firmly sandwiched against a pair of muscular Swiss buttocks.


Presumably.

shagnasty
20-02-2006, 17:57:08
Mmmmmmmm. Swiss chocolate. *drool*

Koshko
21-02-2006, 02:08:27
I would assume that they are wearing cups because that wind as they glide down at super fast speeds would slapping right into thier knick-knacks.

Darkstar
21-02-2006, 09:04:38
Koshko, if you'd read that article that was linked, you'd have found out they don't.

"There is no interest in having double womens". Really? Well, I suppose if you put that on pay per view, and feature lots of close up slow motion replay, it would get much larger ratings then the Olympics are getting in the US.

As for snow boarding, isn't that in because snow boarding is bigger with young 'uns then skiing these days? I know that's true with Americans, but I've read that's how the rest of the world has been trending. I hear it's cheaper and easier then skiing. Haven't tried it as I've gotten out of skiing since I moved back South. Which is probably a good thing, considering I was just good enough to get down the mountain and leave of bit of snow for the next guy. ;)

Koshko
21-02-2006, 20:57:37
If you try and die, let us know.

Darkstar
22-02-2006, 03:47:40
You want me to haunt you? How weird.

Koshko
22-02-2006, 04:09:37
Space Ghost

Diss
22-02-2006, 09:13:31
I'd like to know how figure skating is a sport.

okay I was at the bar tonight, and they had women's figure skating on (short something or other)

How can any man look at these women without imagining the sexual positions they could get these women in? Is figure skating really a competition of determining which women one would have the most wild sex with?

Chris
22-02-2006, 17:05:57
And the problem with that is...?

King_Ghidra
22-02-2006, 17:17:54
yep that's a damn fine sport imho

Nills Lagerbaak
22-02-2006, 17:21:12
Yeh, those damned figure skating minxs! I wouldn't mind getting into a double camel position with one of them any day.

paiktis22
22-02-2006, 17:21:13
i wait for spring olympics where athletes will throw flowers at eachother

Venom
22-02-2006, 17:21:22
Women's figure skating has Save Until I Manually Delete status on my DVR.

Funko
22-02-2006, 17:23:24
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Yeh, those damned figure skating minxs! I wouldn't mind getting into a double camel position with one of them any day.

A bactrian?

Nills Lagerbaak
22-02-2006, 17:26:23
YEs, I'd form the beast with 2 humps with one of them any day!

shagnasty
22-02-2006, 17:42:57
The beast with 2 humps would have to be formed with that lot. The 2 "minxes" that I watched didn't have any of their own. No tits or bum. Thats just a jolly bad show all round.

Japher
22-02-2006, 18:07:53
The only thing I don't like about women's figure skating is the new rule that the women can wear pants

shagnasty
22-02-2006, 18:19:09
They do give the viewers good "gusset shots" though, which is always jolly.

Koshko
22-02-2006, 21:10:32
Originally posted by Diss
I'd like to know how figure skating is a sport.


The Oylmpics are about atheletic achievements. It doesn't necessarily mean sports.

devilmunchkin
22-02-2006, 21:43:52
generally they arn't even women, they're girls. So if you're thinking about which one is the best to get into bed with..that's a little thing we call pedophilia.. :coolgrin:

Venom
22-02-2006, 22:14:47
Not true. Sasha Cohen is at least 18. And amazingly flexible.

Koshko
23-02-2006, 07:15:04
She was born in 84.

mr_G
23-02-2006, 09:02:49
2006 - 84 = :eek: she is 1,922 years old.

King_Ghidra
23-02-2006, 09:05:16
yeah i don't think dm is right, the skaters seem to be mainly youngish women

it's the gymnasts that give the ethical dilemmas

Nills Lagerbaak
23-02-2006, 09:35:54
I agree, and the female shot-putters.

King_Ghidra
23-02-2006, 10:43:37
:lol: you sick freak

Venom
23-02-2006, 13:06:50
There's a movie about gymnasts coming out in the same vein as Bring it On. It's called Stick It. See how hard society makes it for me not to be a pervert?

Koshko
23-02-2006, 22:44:28
Yeah blame society.

Venom
23-02-2006, 23:37:19
That's what everyone else does. My turn now.

Japher
24-02-2006, 03:43:58
Society is full of gay twats

they ARE to blame

Koshko
24-02-2006, 07:30:11
It's all everyone else's fault but mine.

Oerdin
24-02-2006, 08:12:38
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
yeah i don't think dm is right, the skaters seem to be mainly youngish women

it's the gymnasts that give the ethical dilemmas

If there is grass on the field...

Hell, with the current popularity of Brazilian wax jobs that is even optional.

Diss
24-02-2006, 21:27:29
Originally posted by Venom
Not true. Sasha Cohen is at least 18. And amazingly flexible.

yeah she's the one I paid most attention to. Too bad she messed up the other night. I was hoping she'd get the gold.

Diss
24-02-2006, 21:29:03
I still prefer some grass on the field. Long as the lawn doesn't get too long and expand to far. :)

Koshko
24-02-2006, 22:59:18
Grass is better than dirt or sand.

devilmunchkin
24-02-2006, 23:28:04
sasha cohen is 17
*waits for the guys to say "but it's close enough!!!"*

Immortal Wombat
25-02-2006, 01:30:56
good enough over here.

Frozen Frog
25-02-2006, 03:18:42
Katarina Witt.

http://members.tripod.com/~Jarot/celebrity/wittlogo2.jpg

:heart:

Koshko
25-02-2006, 06:50:41
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
sasha cohen is 17
*waits for the guys to say "but it's close enough!!!"*

According to her bio, she was born on October 26, 1984 which would make her 21.

devilmunchkin
25-02-2006, 07:52:10
ahh..you're right. It's Emily Hughes that's 17

mr_G
25-02-2006, 08:04:49
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
good enough over here. you sexmaniac you, well it's a way to make yourself ontsterfelijk

devilmunchkin
25-02-2006, 08:52:42
ontsterfelijk

what does this mean?

mr_G
25-02-2006, 09:24:19
dutch - english
onsterfekijk - Immortal
wombat - wombat

Diss
25-02-2006, 21:51:31
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
sasha cohen is 17
*waits for the guys to say "but it's close enough!!!"*

officially, we'd only be dating until she's 18. :D

devilmunchkin
26-02-2006, 05:11:40
ugh...even thought i'm only 24 i don't think i could bring myself do date someone that age...guys at that age are so screwed up

Koshko
26-02-2006, 05:26:47
24 year old guys are screwed up too. I know. I used to be one.

devilmunchkin
26-02-2006, 05:46:11
is any age safe?

Koshko
26-02-2006, 06:09:35
Not really. Then again all women are screwed up too. The trick is to find the person that's most tolerable of you and vice versa.

devilmunchkin
26-02-2006, 06:30:56
i'm doomed :D lol

Vincent
26-02-2006, 09:34:19
Originally posted by mr_G
dutch - english
onsterfekijk - Immortal
wombat - wombat In German Unkaputtbare Bummkeule

Koshko
26-02-2006, 20:29:22
Languages shouldn't have words with that many letters.

mr_G
26-02-2006, 20:35:28
beavercleaver not that's a proper word.

Venom
26-02-2006, 21:08:56
I know how old Sasha Cohen is. And even if she was 17. I wouldn't feel bad about it.