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Immortal Wombat
17-02-2006, 01:09:19
I'm pretty sure there was a thead about this before, when EGM got a whole bunch of tweenies and made them play games from the 80s (http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3109674).

Well they've done the same thing again (http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3137498) with much the same result: buckets of scorn.

From a review of Star Wars '83
EGM: Do you feel like you're in the middle of the Star Wars universe right now?

Everybody: No.

Parker: It feels like we're in some barely 3D universe.

Bobby: Maybe it feels like we're in the Star Wars universe where you can't see that well.


Bobby: After you beat the death star level, there should be a snow level, then a small speederbike level. They should make a Matrix game in the theme of Star Wars. So then you take out your sword and run up to a guy and go, "Chiiing!" And after you saw though his head, you fly inside your X-wing.

17-02-2006, 09:29:11
quality :D

17-02-2006, 09:38:12
Dillon: If you shoot them, then the aliens can't get them.


17-02-2006, 09:43:51
EGM: What does this game need to make it as good as Space Invaders?

Parker: Worse graphics.


17-02-2006, 10:12:39
Originally posted by Funko
Dillon: If you shoot them, then the aliens can't get them.


Yup, way to justify mass murder of innocents or...

Garret: Oh, so the aliens pick them up, and if they're carrying them, you have to kill the aliens and catch the people. [The player shoots the people.]

"I know how to play the game but don't give a fuck!"

They are all little Venom :D, and I love the fact they want to add guns in street fighter :lol: