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alsieboo
16-02-2006, 02:06:54
I want my seller to get back to me with the extortionate p&p and then tell me I can't send him my cheque, and then not give me my coat (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5469721633&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWN%3AIT&rd=1) isn't it lush?

Asher
16-02-2006, 02:12:52
There are 4.5 timezones in North America.

Asher
16-02-2006, 02:13:56
The current time, as of this post, is from 6:13pm - 10:43pm, depending where they're at.

Kitsuki
16-02-2006, 02:27:34
Well it says he will accept cheque so why are you worrying...? :)

Sir Penguin
16-02-2006, 06:36:15
They're in New York, which is GMT -5.

SP

alsieboo
16-02-2006, 07:01:42
I like to worry. It's fun. Isn't it the lushest coat you've ever seen?

Asher
16-02-2006, 07:05:13
Looks like a lesbian thing from The Matrix.

Oerdin
16-02-2006, 07:18:12
That's a pretty good price for a leather coat that large.

MoSe
16-02-2006, 09:10:08
I wonder, which other movies ended to give name to a garment?

notyoueither
16-02-2006, 10:00:27
3.04am

notyoueither
16-02-2006, 10:02:14
Originally posted by alsieboo
I like to worry. It's fun. Isn't it the lushest coat you've ever seen?

Comne now, young lady. I'm supposed the be the lush around here.

Funko
16-02-2006, 10:03:37
What time is it now?

notyoueither
16-02-2006, 10:05:26
1 beer after the last time I reported.

AKA 3.09AM

notyoueither
16-02-2006, 10:06:52
Opps. No, it's 3.10AM.

That fucking clockradio better make up it's mind!

Venom
16-02-2006, 13:11:15
8:10 am...fucking working time.

Japher
16-02-2006, 13:12:09
I ain't working

Venom
16-02-2006, 13:13:36
I should be. But I'm not. I'm a rebel!

MoSe
16-02-2006, 13:15:13
I should be. But I'm not. I'm broken!

Japher
16-02-2006, 13:17:42
I just don't get paid enough to work

Frozen Frog
16-02-2006, 14:06:22
I need more coffee.

Japher
16-02-2006, 14:31:50
I gots some french vanila

Funko
16-02-2006, 14:45:11
What time is it now?

Venom
16-02-2006, 14:52:47
Miller time.

Funko
16-02-2006, 15:03:28
What time i...

Venom
16-02-2006, 15:04:35
Stop!

Hammer time

http://www.eurweb.com/images/articles/200511/mc_hammer%28undated-headshot-med%29.jpg

Chris
16-02-2006, 15:14:14
^Gayest

Post

Ever

Funko
16-02-2006, 15:20:13
Thanks for your expert opinion Chris.

Venom
16-02-2006, 15:21:27
Until that ^ one.

Chris
16-02-2006, 15:23:31
Thanks for your expert opinion Venom.

Funko
16-02-2006, 15:24:05
Fucking x-posts.

Japher
16-02-2006, 15:24:57
Until that ^ one

Venom
16-02-2006, 15:28:38
Originally posted by Chris
Thanks for your expert opinion Venom.

Thanks for teaching me.

MoSe
16-02-2006, 15:48:20
X-fucking posters

Lurker the Second
16-02-2006, 16:00:43
Right now it's 11:00 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. Hope that helps alsie.

Japher
16-02-2006, 16:04:14
it's now 1102

Venom
16-02-2006, 16:17:07
According to my office voicemail system it's 9:45pm.

MoSe
16-02-2006, 16:20:02
you're a ZULU

Chris
16-02-2006, 16:25:31
Originally posted by Venom
Thanks for teaching me. Don't thank me, I learned from Funko.

Lurker the Second
16-02-2006, 16:31:57
Originally posted by Venom
According to my office voicemail system it's 9:45pm.

:lol: You must have the same system we do!

Lurker the Second
16-02-2006, 16:32:37
Plus Japher clearly can't tell time.

Tizzy
16-02-2006, 16:37:01
My computer tells me it's 16:35, one phone tells me it's 16:36 and the other tells me it's 16:37.
My head tells me it's time I went and did something interesting, and my stomach tells me it's time for some food.
I'm confused.

Funko
16-02-2006, 16:40:59
Originally posted by Tizzy
I'm confused.

Situation Normal.

Tizzy
16-02-2006, 16:43:36
Hey, I have an excuse this time!

Venom
16-02-2006, 17:40:21
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
:lol: You must have the same system we do!

Old and absolete? Absolutely.

zmama
16-02-2006, 23:52:04
Ooooh more Venglish!

Venom
17-02-2006, 03:25:44
The language that keeps on giving.

And I've been fighting off an inappropriate comment all day about this thread.

Funko
17-02-2006, 09:24:50
absolete is potentially a great word.

Darkstar
17-02-2006, 11:19:31
Absolete sounds like a liquor.

Venom
17-02-2006, 13:12:26
Maybe because there is a liquor that already sounds like that?

Tizzy
17-02-2006, 13:13:23
Originally posted by Venom
The language that keeps on giving.

And I've been fighting off an inappropriate comment all day about this thread.

Why fight it?

Darkstar
17-02-2006, 13:18:51
I've heard of Absolut. Not ---Lete. Sounds like a likely very cheap label knock off though.

Darkstar
17-02-2006, 13:19:39
Originally posted by Tizzy
Why fight it?

Because he actually cannot think of anything. Do you think Venom would actually not post it if he could think of it?

Venom
17-02-2006, 13:21:03
I don't want to bring TV4Fun back.

Darkstar
17-02-2006, 13:23:29
You've got it trained now?

Venom
17-02-2006, 13:28:58
No. And that's exactly the point.

zmama
17-02-2006, 14:18:09
coffee time

Japher
17-02-2006, 14:22:01
day time

Tizzy
17-02-2006, 14:22:37
Home time? [/hopeful]

Venom
17-02-2006, 14:23:32
Beef jerky time.

Japher
17-02-2006, 14:31:37
mmmmmmmmmmm, beef jerky

Darkstar
17-02-2006, 14:48:58
Sleep time for this silly one. Night!

Drekkus
17-02-2006, 15:23:40
I've never quite understood the attraction of the campguard look.

Frozen Frog
17-02-2006, 17:02:02
Friday, noon. Wanna get out of this place time.

Japher
17-02-2006, 17:09:21
It's Go Time

Funko
17-02-2006, 17:16:18
Work end time minus 15
BBBs/Pub time minus 60

Tizzy
17-02-2006, 17:46:34
Late leaving work time :mad:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
17-02-2006, 23:48:48
15:48

zmama
18-02-2006, 07:35:47
2:35

notyoueither
18-02-2006, 07:37:29
00:41

alsieboo
18-02-2006, 14:13:02
He wants a pay order/money order in dollars. Me no likey him.

notyoueither
18-02-2006, 20:42:20
Perhaps he thinks England is a state in Nigeria.

alsieboo
19-02-2006, 19:31:26
Is it not?

Chris
19-02-2006, 20:36:15
Its 3:36 EST now.

Beta1
19-02-2006, 20:40:44
Just reminded me of this

Bluebottle What time is it Eccles?
Eccles Err, just a minute. I, I've got it written down 'ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
Bluebottle Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles?
Eccles Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem.
Bluebottle Wait a minute Eccles, my good man...
Eccles What is it fellow?
Bluebottle It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
Eccles I know that my good fellow. That's right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
Bluebottle Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
Eccles Ah, den I don't show it to dem.
Bluebottle Ooohhh...
Eccles [Smacks lips] Yeah.
Bluebottle Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
Eccles I've got it written down on a piece of paper!
Bluebottle Oh, I wish I could afford a piece of paper with the time written on.
Eccles Oohhhh.
Bluebottle 'Ere Eccles?
Eccles Yah.
Bluebottle Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you? - 'Ere. This piece of paper ain't goin'.
Eccles What? I've been sold a forgery!
Bluebottle No wonder it stopped at eight o'clock.
Eccles Oh dear.
Bluebottle You should get one of them tings my grandad's got.
Eccles Oooohhh?
Bluebottle His firm give it to him when he retired.
Eccles Oooohhh.
Bluebottle It's one of dem tings what it is that wakes you up at eight o'clock, boils the kettil, and pours a cuppa tea.
Eccles Ohhh yeah! What's it called? Um.
Bluebottle My granma.
Eccles Ohh... Ohh, ah wait a minute. How does she know when it's eight o'clock?
Bluebottle She's got it written down on a piece of paper!

Funko
20-02-2006, 09:14:57
Can I have a US time update please?

MoSe
20-02-2006, 09:51:15
Originally posted by Asher
There are 4.5 timezones in North America.

Chris
20-02-2006, 10:22:47
Originally posted by Funko
Can I have a US time update please? No.

Funko
20-02-2006, 10:23:22
:cry:

Tizzy
20-02-2006, 10:24:19
Harsh

Chris
20-02-2006, 10:27:48
And effective.

Funko
20-02-2006, 10:29:18
I am devastated.

Spartak
20-02-2006, 10:33:34
when are you going by the way?

mr_G
20-02-2006, 10:34:01
aint gonna tell you

Chris
20-02-2006, 10:34:56
Originally posted by Funko
I am devastated. Perhaps you should leave forever.

mr_G
20-02-2006, 10:36:53
Originally posted by Chris
Perhaps you should leave forever. the united devestates

mr_G
20-02-2006, 10:37:16
huh, damn

Funko
20-02-2006, 10:37:46
:shoot:

Staurophobia!!

Funko
20-02-2006, 10:38:17
Too slow. :( I would have got it if I didn't have to look the damn word up.

mr_G
20-02-2006, 10:38:46
toooo late!!!!

Chris
20-02-2006, 10:40:09
Looking words up is for lesser men.

Tizzy
20-02-2006, 10:40:51
Just make up the words instead

Chris
20-02-2006, 10:43:18
Unfordoubtly

mr_G
20-02-2006, 10:49:42
tsskability for that boytje.

MoSe
20-02-2006, 10:58:36
yeah, but are you multitssking?

Chris
20-02-2006, 11:32:37
You egalibus.

zmama
20-02-2006, 14:33:26
9:32

mr_G
20-02-2006, 14:40:02
exactumendum zmama!!

Japher
20-02-2006, 14:52:25
9:51

Venom
20-02-2006, 14:52:37
As her post says :33.

mr_G
20-02-2006, 14:55:34
:lol:

Japher
20-02-2006, 15:05:58
Venom is an observer

mr_G
20-02-2006, 15:10:19
on of the best - FACT!!!

Venom
20-02-2006, 15:26:26
I see everything. And know nothing.

Darkstar
21-02-2006, 08:29:44
You really should close your eyes when you sleep Venom.

Diss
21-02-2006, 08:44:58
it's time for me to get some sleepy. I have to wake up early tomorrow.

it is about 12:30 AM I believe.

Darkstar
21-02-2006, 08:46:27
Night Dis!

It's 2:45 AM my time.

Venom
21-02-2006, 13:05:49
I'll sleep when I'm dead. Which will probably be soon enough.

JM^3
21-02-2006, 13:25:33
I bet I will beat you

JJM

Venom
21-02-2006, 13:32:14
Not taking that bet.

zmama
21-02-2006, 14:39:47
9:39-9:40ish

Japher
21-02-2006, 14:40:49
yup

Lurker the Second
21-02-2006, 15:09:45
Nah, more like 10:09.

mr_G
21-02-2006, 15:44:56
nonono it's 16:44

Tizzy
21-02-2006, 15:46:57
It's 15:46 here.
And people are arguing behind me :bash:

Lurker the Second
21-02-2006, 16:00:55
Quit threadjacking. No one cares what time it is anywhere but in America.

mr_G
21-02-2006, 16:03:32
Originally posted by Tizzy
It's 15:46 here.
And people are arguing behind me :bash: never mind the weather
tomorrow it's NONHOTDOGDAY!!!!!

Tizzy
21-02-2006, 16:06:03
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Quit threadjacking. No one cares what time it is anywhere but in America.

No one really cares about that either

Lurker the Second
21-02-2006, 16:24:14
Quite wrong. I have an unending need to know whether it's 5:00 p.m. yet.

Tizzy
21-02-2006, 16:25:01
That's easy.
It isn't.

Lurker the Second
21-02-2006, 16:38:51
:(

Frozen Frog
21-02-2006, 16:53:38
11:52 AM.

Lurker the Second
21-02-2006, 16:57:50
Ha! A Japher AE.

jsorense
21-02-2006, 20:57:19
Half past :beer:.

Japher
21-02-2006, 21:14:54
I don't have an AE

Frozen Frog
22-02-2006, 00:19:20
Me neither.

Frozen Frog
22-02-2006, 00:19:50
Wait: does that sound suspicious?

notyoueither
22-02-2006, 04:16:43
Own Goal!

zmama
22-02-2006, 12:36:41
7:36 and the coffee pot is broken

mr_G
22-02-2006, 12:45:19
how is the stove?

= actually the same question as hmmmmmm cookies?

zmama
22-02-2006, 12:46:35
Closer...found one finally we can afford...now to find someone that will install it cheap :)

mr_G
22-02-2006, 12:47:09
ask Laz

mr_G
22-02-2006, 12:48:16
Originally posted by Frozen Frog
Wait: does that sound suspicious? nono just belgian....AAAANTWAAAAARPS as a matter of FACT!!!

Frozen Frog
22-02-2006, 13:09:01
Hmmmmm. Chocolate.

Venom
22-02-2006, 13:11:37
A broken stove? You could probably have mine. It's not like I use it.

Lurker the Second
22-02-2006, 13:14:26
Frozen pizza tastes better cooked in the stove than the microwave.

Frozen Frog
22-02-2006, 13:16:26
Everything does.

Venom
22-02-2006, 13:20:10
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Frozen pizza tastes better cooked in the stove than the microwave.

I just eat it frozen.

Lurker the Second
22-02-2006, 13:22:12
I was only focusing on the things Venom eats. I don't think we need to worry about osso buco or or chicken cordon bleu or anything like that. Yep, frozen pizza, cereal and spaghettios.

mr_G
22-02-2006, 13:22:46
good for your teeth, keeps them all sharp jesjes

zmama
22-02-2006, 13:37:44
ummmm osso buco......

Venom
22-02-2006, 13:41:56
I like turkey sandwiches too.

Funko
22-02-2006, 13:45:59
Frozen?

Venom
22-02-2006, 13:50:35
Sometimes the cheese is frozen because I put it in the wrong side of the refrigerator. Freezer on the left Refrigerator on the right? Or Refrigerator on the left freezer on the right? I can never remember.

Funko
22-02-2006, 13:51:57
Left right? With no partition?

Why not put it on the side with the milk and not the side with the frozen shit?

mr_G
22-02-2006, 13:52:03
I have a problem with left and right, all brilliant ppl have that problem.....makes us look dumb, we love that.

Venom
22-02-2006, 13:56:29
Originally posted by Funko
Left right? With no partition?

Why not put it on the side with the milk and not the side with the frozen shit?

There's a partition, but it still doesn't solve the left-right thing.

You can't look in a refrigerator. The light inside is the light of God. It will melt your face. Just like Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Refrigerator = Ark. -FACT!

mr_G
22-02-2006, 13:58:04
:lol:

Funko
22-02-2006, 14:00:14
here we have the up down divide not left right.

mr_G
22-02-2006, 14:09:11
-FACT!!!

MoSe
22-02-2006, 14:10:53
we too, mostly, but I also saw a few friend's kitchens with the fridge split horizontally, so that you can fit both parts in the kitchen compound low level instead of having a tall totem.

Venom
22-02-2006, 14:11:52
The up-down style is making a big comeback here. Family used to have one when I was a kid.

mr_G
22-02-2006, 14:13:56
I'll bet they bought a new one after little venom stashed the cat in the low freezer part.

Funko
22-02-2006, 14:15:36
I'm not even sure what the side side style is. Does it have two doors?

MoSe
22-02-2006, 14:15:48
oh, yeah, "side-by-side"

I recall now that I also know a friend with a tall side-by-side, like these
http://www.whirlpool.com/catalog/category.jsp?cat=96&N=20000097
still rather unusual here.

I haven't seen a low side-by-side in the last 10 years tho

Funko
22-02-2006, 14:16:39
Ah ok, that makes sense.


Gigantic US Fridges. :D

Funko
22-02-2006, 14:18:14
Gigantic, and very expensive!!! :eek:

Hey, look Comet even calls them "USA Style"

http://www.comet.co.uk/comet/html/cache/300.html

:D

Venom
22-02-2006, 14:19:38
Because we've got style.

Venom
22-02-2006, 14:22:27
Some of those aren't too expensive. A nice stainless steel unit here will cost like $2000.

MoSe
22-02-2006, 14:23:02
and instead this is the low sbs I was talking of

http://www.comet.co.uk/comet/dyn_imgs/prods/prod_full/273660.jpg

zmama
22-02-2006, 14:25:18
Venom is a fancy boy

My fridge is top and bottom too

MoSe
22-02-2006, 14:25:21
btw, didn't you have a "tall as a fridge" saying?

:D

BTW, it's 15:21 here on my PC

Venom
22-02-2006, 14:26:10
MoSe has a midget fridge. :lol:

Venom
22-02-2006, 14:26:54
Or as I like to call it. The Mr G fridge. So he can reach the top shelf.

mr_G
22-02-2006, 14:31:14
woooohoooooooo actually i have a big fridge and need a chair to reach the top shelf

MoSe
22-02-2006, 14:31:54
:p
no, that's like the one I saw by a few friends. Say, 1 in 200.

Although being always cramped for space we always opted for 5" tall ones, not more: that way the fridge top was reachable and usable, and a hanging shelf could fit on the wall above

Japher
22-02-2006, 14:32:39
Venom found that it was more economical to keep his entire house (read; trailer) at the temperature of the fridge, thus keeping his frozen pizzas from thawing out as he ate them.

Venom
22-02-2006, 14:34:13
Only during the winter, because I don't keep the heat on. I've got slabs of beef hanging all over the place.

In the summer I eat cereal. Without milk.

MoSe
22-02-2006, 14:42:47
but with ceres.

real ceres-cereal ale

mr_G
22-02-2006, 14:44:32
Originally posted by Venom
I've got slabs of beef hanging all over the place. just like rocky.................
Risin up
back on the street
did my time took my chances
went the distance now I'm back on my feet
just a man and his will to survive
so many times

Japher
22-02-2006, 14:46:20
I like the side by side type of fridge/freezer

mainly because they have water and ice dispensers on the door

Venom
22-02-2006, 14:50:46
Originally posted by mr_G
just like rocky.................
Risin up
back on the street
did my time took my chances
went the distance now I'm back on my feet
just a man and his will to survive
so many times

I'M SO FIRED UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!! I'M GOiNG TO FLIP OUT AND KILL SOMEONE!!!!!

mr_G
22-02-2006, 14:54:20
eldery people, start with the eldery people

Venom
22-02-2006, 14:56:07
EYE OF THE TIGER GRANDMA!!!! EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!

mr_G
22-02-2006, 14:57:30
:lol:

King_Ghidra
22-02-2006, 15:01:56
:lol:

Lurker the Second
22-02-2006, 15:15:04
Just don't get hurt doing it.

Tizzy
22-02-2006, 16:07:07
Originally posted by zmama
7:36 and the coffee pot is broken

FORUM CRISIS!

jsorense
22-02-2006, 19:20:37
Originally posted by zmama
ummmm osso buco...... Having it tonight. :-)

Lurker the Second
22-02-2006, 19:56:09
Originally posted by mr_G
I have a problem with left and right

I imagine that could be a bit of a handicap for an architect. (No wonder that bridge goes in the wrong direction.)

Asher
23-02-2006, 06:55:22
11:55pm

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-02-2006, 07:14:43
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I imagine that could be a bit of a handicap for an architect. (No wonder that bridge goes in the wrong direction.)

But makes it easier to come up with fancy designs - who cares about left and right apart from the people who will live there?

Frozen Frog
23-02-2006, 12:41:33
7:40 AM.

AGAIN!

zmama
23-02-2006, 13:02:59
8:02...still instant "coffee"

Venom
23-02-2006, 13:04:54
This is what you get for living in a bass ackwards state.

zmama
23-02-2006, 13:06:07
:cry:

Venom
23-02-2006, 13:15:47
In civilized lands coffee falls from the sky and is collected by little elves for all the people in the land!

MoSe
23-02-2006, 13:17:26
i thought it was elves for green tea and black gnomes for coffee

Venom
23-02-2006, 13:22:00
You keep your interracial porn film ideas to yourself.

Frozen Frog
23-02-2006, 16:18:20
No, no: keep the ideas coming please.

MoSe
23-02-2006, 16:20:49
there would be much more than ideas, coming

mr_G
23-02-2006, 16:23:08
the best coffee evah is some kinda cat dung............ Kopi Luwak does exist, is very expensive, and is made from coffee beans passed through the digestive system of an Indonesian animal, but it's more like a cat than a monkey. According to a feature article by the Manila Coffee House, which sells the stuff, the people who harvest the digested beans don't really have to pick through cat litter to get it. The animal processes the beans and excretes them whole, unscratched, and without dung.

mr_G
23-02-2006, 16:26:25
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/k/kopiluwak.htm

Japher
23-02-2006, 16:29:11
it's still nasty

Frozen Frog
23-02-2006, 16:47:21
Originally posted by MoSe
there would be much more than ideas, coming

I see what you did there. Funny.