View Full Version : Is Wednesday the seriously serious day?

15-02-2006, 12:31:12
I seem to be having political discussions everywhere I look. :(

Where's MrG?

15-02-2006, 12:33:35
That's what happens when there's no hot dogs.

15-02-2006, 12:48:51
Sorry Mike, but things are getting serious.

Kids happy slapping people for example, it's even spread to pandas!


15-02-2006, 12:49:54
damn ..... i am sorry........have to work on my portfolio......got to be seriously serious tomorrow, going to a big shot contractor.

15-02-2006, 14:01:28
we're being audited today, stupid QA didn't tell us though they knew for a month. I don't really have to do anything unless the sheit hits the fan. I'm just posting, playing spider solitare, and performing some data analysis for a humidifier experiment.

oh, and preparing a response to an e-mail to QA, which they won't read until after the audit so I have til the end of the day


I can screw around this Wednesday! YaaaaaaaaaaaaY!

15-02-2006, 14:02:36
i'm very serious about scoring a shitload of goals in 5 a side tonight

15-02-2006, 14:34:21
If you're doing things the way you're supposed to, the audit will go fine.

If you're taking shortcuts and not using good manufacturing practices, shame on you :)

15-02-2006, 14:37:42
I have a funny story.

I was handcuffed by the police in Best Buy last night, searched, released, then apologized to since a psycho called 911 and told them I was threatening him with a gun...a gun I didn't have.... in Best Buy..... in front of witnesses who saw or heard nothing about a gun... after he threatened me in the parking lot for stealing "his" parking spot...again in front of witnesses.... then threatened me again inside Best Buy.... just inside the front doors..... where 20 or so people were standing....after he then stalked me and glared and snarled at me throughout Best Buy...

Can you say "filing a false police report?"

I was paying when a cop grabbed my arm and handcuffed me. I think the cashier almost shit himself. The cop then groped me and started to come to the realization that perhaps the woman buying a remote control wasn't waving a gun around.

No joke, but funny.

I am a freak magnet!

15-02-2006, 14:40:45
What happened to the psycho?

15-02-2006, 14:41:50
or a fridge magnet, one of the two

that is rather bizarre though. did they zap you with a taser?

15-02-2006, 14:43:00
Don't you wish you could get that wasted part of your life back from the freak?

15-02-2006, 14:43:49
i'm sure friends of gf's of mine have repeated that phrase many times

15-02-2006, 14:56:01
Originally posted by Funko
What happened to the psycho?

Hopefully the cops wrote him up and sodomized him with their batons.

He was still there talking to them when I left. The cops were looking at him with the same pissed off look they had when they were hadcuffing me. The cops took my info and statement, the statement of the store security and other people who happened to be around, apologized again and told me I could go, shop, whatever but it was pretty clear that I was as armed and dangerous as the nut was lucid.

Now I need to see if I get mentioned in the local paper in the CRIME BLOT!!! Its great to read because it always lists about 30 naked drunk and disorderly undergrads who were arrested at campustown bars. Now I may get to be THE STAR!!!

15-02-2006, 15:00:03
You're upset that you missed out on the baton sodomy, aren't you?

15-02-2006, 15:06:14
Nah, I can do that at home

15-02-2006, 15:09:22
You have a regulation police baton for that at home?

15-02-2006, 15:15:52
Regulation is too small.

15-02-2006, 15:20:44
You've got the Double Dominator: Special Edition, eh?

15-02-2006, 15:25:21

15-02-2006, 17:43:15
Originally posted by Venom
You've got the Double Dominator: Special Edition, eh?

Would that be the model with the super-extension side handle and the 500 volt 'glow' tip.?

15-02-2006, 17:51:15
Powered by a 3hp engine.

15-02-2006, 18:03:38
so that's why they call it a 2-stroke

15-02-2006, 20:56:16
*struggles to understand guy talk*

16-02-2006, 09:04:00
Originally posted by HelloKitty
it was pretty clear that I was as armed and dangerous

well, you had your hands, and your tongue, and your brains....

not to mention bleeding ass

16-02-2006, 09:17:36
put your cock away mario

16-02-2006, 09:52:55
Is he impersonating MrG?

16-02-2006, 09:55:22
who posted that???
It wasn't me! :eek: