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mr_G
14-02-2006, 10:12:54
This saturday i have had my first date.
funny story.

part one........the walk to the date.
I met her at a dating site and have had some contact by phone and msn.
Last saturday we should see eachother for the first time.
I was quite nervous and felt like i was 16 again, so i called a gf of mine for some advice and all, I drank two glasses of wine just before the date to calm my nerves a bit.
Dressed real smooth, jeans (501 detail is important) good nice shirt and my best jacket, long "artistic" overcoat.
Just before i left my appartment i twent to the toilet to take a piss. (jesjes the nervous leak) put on my mp3 player real loud and started to walk kewwwwwwl.

So saturday 15.00 hours, downtown rotterdam, it is very very crowded and i started to walk like I'm the cool guy (you know the way the brothers can walk) Just try to stay relaxed, enjoying my music, then all of a sudden just 500m of my app. building i walk by a cosy diner, (all glass, very very nice design) and at the corner table three people start bonking the window to get my attention. I stop and look a bit annoyed (jesjes mike) because i do not recognize the people.
They start to point at my jeans, i look at my crotch and my fly is not open....nononono it's wide open, the way a 501 with buttons can stand open and they actually are looking at a part of my dick. I almost fall on the floor laughing, jesjes now i understand the saying lmao.

Tizzy
14-02-2006, 10:17:08
:lol:
How was the rest of the date?

mr_G
14-02-2006, 10:29:33
Date was okay, she was actually beautiful and very important not taller than me.
So the first impression was good.
We went to kunstalcafe to get a drink and talked a bit about everything and nothing.
After the drink we went to see a nice exhibition in the "kunsthal", that was very good and we had a good time.
I had in mind to take her to diner if i thought there was some kinda click but that didn't happen.
So after the kunsthal we went to "prachtig" the rotterdam meet guys know the place that's under the bridge.
She really liked the place we took some snacks and sat in the very very romantic chesterfield cough watching the sunset, absolutely not planned but she was melting.
I told her there that i had to go because i had a diner appointment with a friend of mine.
She was a bit disappointed but really tried to not show that.
I walked her to her car, we kissed goodbye and i had a small present (nice cd Anouk the lost tracks) and she went home.

I went to the pub with my friends and i drank my head off.

mr_G
14-02-2006, 10:52:26
So next day i decided to not go on another date with her.
Jesjes i know guys, i could do that and just fuck her but hey sometimes i am the ethic man. That sunday i had an appointment with another architect in rotterdam and talked about working together and all.

I know the guy since highschool and there is not one single time that i met him and we didn't end up drunk talking and discussing architecture, so we had a nice meet in the pub, had some dinener and wine and went seriously serious drunk. In the mean time the girl texted a couple of times but me sober ias i was thought maybe this is not the good time to call her.

So monday, that's my free day get out of bed a bit hungover.
Did some finacial things, posted some very good stuff (as usual) on CG and try to get some advice from my female friends in what's the proper way to break this girl heart. :cry:
As today is valentine and all my friends said to me that i have to call her asap.


the phonecal.........

So i drank two wine and called her.
She was very glad i called her and i asked how she was doing........

well today is not my day she said.
First i crashed my car, later that day i got a letter from a courtroom that a bussiness thingy that went wrong would be settled in court. And just an hour ago i got a phoncall that my mother is in hospital........
but hey now i got you on the phone so that's good.

ahummmmm.
UHH, THE REASON THAT I CALL is to say that ............
poor girl started to cry.

Drekkus
14-02-2006, 11:11:37
Ooooh, you heartless bastard.

MOBIUS
14-02-2006, 11:16:16
Ouch!

Moral of the story: don't go on a date with mrG or else your life will instantly fall apart...:nervous:

Funko
14-02-2006, 11:48:30
That really is a shitty day.

Funko
14-02-2006, 11:56:51
I think I have seen that phone call on a comedy show.

mr_G
14-02-2006, 12:12:56
Originally posted by Drekkus
Ooooh, you heartless bastard. jesjes felt bad but hey........life sucks.

Frozen Frog
14-02-2006, 12:24:57
Because of you.

Funko
14-02-2006, 12:33:17
MrG, maybe you can get some tips here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4692622.stm

King_Ghidra
14-02-2006, 12:37:03
Originally posted by mr_G
Date was okay, she was actually beautiful and very important not taller than me.

you found the one girl in holland not taller than you and you let her go? :eek:

mr_G
14-02-2006, 12:40:11
:lol: thanks KG

Lurker the Second
14-02-2006, 13:30:22
What the hell? Did this woman smell or something?

Drekkus
14-02-2006, 13:39:14
She had ethics or something. No idea what that is, but it's bad apparantly.

Funko
14-02-2006, 13:47:09
Nono, he's the one who had ethics!

Venom
14-02-2006, 13:47:49
I wasn't going to read this thread but the prospect of MrG trying to go on a date was too much to resist.

Funko
14-02-2006, 13:49:14
Summary for those who can't be bothered to read:

He got the order of the date all confused. The dick shouldn't come out until way later on in proceedings...

mr_G
14-02-2006, 13:50:10
:lol:

Venom
14-02-2006, 13:50:54
Surreal, as I had expected. :lol:

Venom
14-02-2006, 13:52:46
And once again MrG destroys someone he comes in contact with. I hope your bridges between two land masses hold up better than your bridges between people.

Drekkus
14-02-2006, 13:58:06
Oooh, poetic!

mr_G
14-02-2006, 13:58:56
I'll bet you are a bit jealous Venompje.

Drekkus
14-02-2006, 13:59:57
I bet he's very jealous of the sex you didn't have.

mr_G
14-02-2006, 14:02:57
hmmmmmmm touche

MoSe
14-02-2006, 14:04:21
Originally posted by mr_G
so i called a gf of mine

you meant an ex-gf, or do you currently keep a harem?

MoSe
14-02-2006, 14:05:27
Originally posted by mr_G
it's wide open, the way a 501 with buttons can stand open and they actually are looking at a part of my dick.

WHICH part????
I don't wanna actually know!
:nervous:

Funko
14-02-2006, 14:05:47
He means a friend who happens to be a girl not a 'girlfriend'.

mr_G
14-02-2006, 14:06:08
no just a friend so a girlfriend not my girlfriend

Drekkus
14-02-2006, 14:06:45
Originally posted by MoSe
you meant an ex-gf, or do you currently keep a harem? a female friend.

Funko
14-02-2006, 14:06:52
There needs to be a word for that.

Drekkus
14-02-2006, 14:07:53
friendin.

Funko
14-02-2006, 14:08:36
Of course, half German half English.

mr_G
14-02-2006, 14:09:55
jesjes mother language

MoSe
14-02-2006, 14:12:18
youy don't seem to say you disliked the poor girl

Originally posted by mr_G
if i thought there was some kinda click but that didn't happen.
is THAT the only reason why you dropped her?
like se was some kind of architectural project?

you crawling drek-eater earthworm you, couldn't you just show some compassion and tell her another time?

now not even being mother teresa would restore your karma

now everytime I'll hear a girl sayin "men are all bastards" I'll say "jesjes!" and give her your mobile number

Funko
14-02-2006, 14:12:26
Anyway, this is a heartwarming romantic thread for Valentines. Well done Mr G. :beer:

mr_G
14-02-2006, 14:17:59
Originally posted by MoSe
youy don't seem to say you disliked the poor girl


is THAT the only reason why you dropped her?
like se was some kind of architectural project?

you crawling drek-eater earthworm you, couldn't you just show some compassion and tell her another time?

now not even being mother teresa would restore your karma

now everytime I'll hear a girl sayin "men are all bastards" I'll say "jesjes!" and give her your mobile number huh?

Funko
14-02-2006, 14:28:55
I think the timing was particularly bad - when is a good time to split up with someone? - but I understand why he did.

You know if you do or might like someone in that way or not and if you don't, what's the good in leading them on? It'll just make things worse/more complicated later.

Tizzy
14-02-2006, 14:40:14
Yep.
It certainly was bad timing but it would have been worse to lead her on. At the moment it's just "this guy she'd met once told her he didn't want to see her again".
If he'd waited it could easily have been "this guy she really liked and was maybe falling for dumped her".

mr_G
14-02-2006, 14:44:30
:beer:

MoSe
14-02-2006, 14:44:52
I agree - but the timing!

I remember long time ago I saw a guy on a new car stopped at a traffic light beside me, got rammed in by a distracted idiot.
The idiot got down and was amazed to see the guy hopelessy break down in flowing tears like a child.
"I'm sorry, it's my fault, I know it's a new car, but my insurance will..."
"it's not that, it's... I... I was just coming back from my son's funeral... :cry:"

I felt lucky and relieved the idiot didn't destroy MY car, but....

Venom
14-02-2006, 14:48:25
You should have at least tapped that ass, as they say.

Funko
14-02-2006, 14:49:38
See - Venom is a bastard!

mr_G
14-02-2006, 14:50:59
yaaay bad Venom bad bad Venom

BigGameHunter
14-02-2006, 14:54:49
The good news is that she'll always be there for you if you change your mind. Like the industrious squirrel, the bastard always has goods stockpiled for the winter months. It's just his nature.

Nothing attracts like rejection!

Bjoooty calljn!

MoSe
14-02-2006, 14:59:17
this time I side with Venom.
Originally posted by Tizzy
If he'd waited it could easily have been "this guy she really liked and was maybe falling for dumped her".

even that way, I could always say a week later "I honestly thought it could be working, but sorry it doesn't", and at least she wouldn't get dumped on the same day she got a car crash, a tribunal notification and her mother hospitalised

Venom
14-02-2006, 14:59:59
The common bastard is a resilliant creature.

mr_G
14-02-2006, 15:10:41
the comon bastard = resilliant creature = mrG?

Venom
14-02-2006, 15:14:01
There's nothing resilliant about you. No you're probably a closeted common homosexual for not banging that girl. Morality and ehtics are useless in interpersonal relationships.

mr_G
14-02-2006, 15:16:22
shall i call her now?

Immortal Wombat
14-02-2006, 15:20:29
Originally posted by mr_G
shall i call her now?
"I was just kidding! let's bang!"

MoSe
14-02-2006, 16:18:48
Originally posted by mr_G
i am the ethic man.

jesjes that must be short for ethanol addict

MoSe
14-02-2006, 16:25:06
Originally posted by mr_G
sat in the very very romantic chesterfield cough

????
a couch covered in smokers' mucus??????

mr_G
14-02-2006, 16:27:07
damn you must be wearing your red pants, so funny so so funny.

MoSe
14-02-2006, 16:31:33
I am really puzzled

Drekkus
14-02-2006, 17:22:27
Originally posted by MoSe
????
a couch covered in smokers' mucus?????? :lol: :lol: :lol:

mr_G
14-02-2006, 17:26:49
jesjes nice typo

Asher
14-02-2006, 17:27:49
Wow, I've never heard it called a "chesterfield" outside of Canada...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_English

Funko
14-02-2006, 17:30:29
# Chesterfield (also Northern Californian English and British English): a sofa, couch, or loveseat

Normal word here...

Drekkus
14-02-2006, 17:35:02
yes, but chesterfield cough is funny.

edit: You do know Chesterfield is also a cigaret brand, right?

Asher
14-02-2006, 17:38:38
I got reading up on this more on wikipedia. Side note, i'm amazed how much Canadian slang is associated with teh b00ze

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_slang

* 2-4 (two four) a case of 24 beer ("Beer" being the plural of "Beer")
* 26er (also 2-6, twixer) a 26 & 2/3 imperial fl oz (758 ml) in earlier times, or 750 ml (26.4 fl oz) bottle of alcohol
* 40 a 40 fl oz (1 imperial quart, 1.14 L) bottle of alcohol. (see forty pounder)
* 60 or "60-pounder"-- a 1.75 L (61.6 imperial fl oz) bottle of spirits, most likely rye (Canadian whisky)
* 66er a former 66.6 imperial fl oz (1/2 U.S. gallon, 1.89 L) bottle of alcohol, probably also applied to 1.75 L (61.6 imperial fl oz) bottles (see gripper)

devilmunchkin
14-02-2006, 20:53:15
i think the damage has been done ...lol

DaShi
15-02-2006, 08:47:52
Wow! I laughed at a mrG thread. ;)

mr_G
15-02-2006, 09:44:02
now you can kil yourself,
come on......go your corridor.

MDA
16-02-2006, 18:53:52
even better than winterclothes! :beer:

mr_G
16-02-2006, 20:26:56
nonono winterclothes is mucho better

Funko
17-02-2006, 09:27:27
That is true. :lol:

Venom
17-02-2006, 13:07:17
Don't you mean....FACT!