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self biased
10-02-2006, 14:55:57
not exactly the right place for it here, seeing as none of us really have a sense of humor... but..

link (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376)

Kitsuki
10-02-2006, 15:01:06
the Wit

(52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Japher
10-02-2006, 15:01:13
I'm too lazy to take that

maybe someone should make a procrastination test

Funko
10-02-2006, 15:06:12
the Cutting Edge
(85% dark, 46% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK



Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

self biased
10-02-2006, 15:12:11
the Provacateur
(66% dark, 38% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin

You scored higher than 84% on darkness
you scored higher than 30% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 71% on vulgarity

Venom
10-02-2006, 15:13:58
the Shock Jock

(57% dark, 53% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

King_Ghidra
10-02-2006, 15:17:16
venom = roseanne

amen

King_Ghidra
10-02-2006, 15:20:49
by the way we already did this

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29951

Japher
10-02-2006, 15:23:41
and I didn't take it then

Venom and Rosanne are different

for one, Venom has bigger tits

not to mention that Rosanne has a bigger penis

mr_G
10-02-2006, 15:26:27
the Cutting Edge
(85% dark, 46% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK



Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

Nills Lagerbaak
10-02-2006, 15:28:19
Originally posted by mr_G
the Cutting Edge
(85% dark, 46% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK



Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

How can you have scored 85% dark, and be described as innocent and off the cuff?

mr_G
10-02-2006, 15:29:42
X-fear :shoot:

Scabrous Birdseed
10-02-2006, 15:29:59
I'm "the Wit" as well (76% dark, 19% spontaneous, 15% vulgar).

Funko
10-02-2006, 15:30:52
MrG and me are exactly the same - FACT.

Tizzy
10-02-2006, 15:34:06
Now there's a surprise.

Japher
10-02-2006, 15:34:16
Crap... Why do I have to be like Venom?

the Shock Jock

(52% dark, 53% spontaneous, 63% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

Funko
10-02-2006, 15:35:22
Originally posted by Tizzy
Now there's a surprise.

We know how funny everyone found us. :D

Venom
10-02-2006, 15:38:39
Originally posted by Japher
Crap... Why do I have to be like Venom?

the Shock Jock

(52% dark, 53% spontaneous, 63% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

Suck that you big tittied, small dicked faggot.

mr_G
10-02-2006, 15:41:09
Originally posted by Funko
We know how funny everyone found us. :D Annnn d we rrrr

Funko
10-02-2006, 15:42:58
Originally posted by Venom
Suck that you big tittied, small dicked faggot.

So that is what being Venom is like?

Japher
10-02-2006, 15:44:27
all the toys you got are either broken or aren't any fun

Venom
10-02-2006, 15:48:48
Originally posted by Funko
So that is what being Venom is like?

According to Japhers own words, but he probably couldn't tell very well in the nightvision internet movie of me fucking his wife.

mr_G
10-02-2006, 15:50:14
do you have red pubic hair?

Japher
10-02-2006, 15:52:07
Josie is definitly mine... unless Venom looks like me too

in which case, he is indoubtly cursed

mr_G
10-02-2006, 15:52:58
so you are NOT ugly?

Venom
10-02-2006, 16:04:08
One of my illegitmate children. Remember the neighbor I was telling you about? He couldn't figure out why his kid had red hair either.

mr_G
10-02-2006, 16:12:18
jesjes it's a little red haired army.
you can call them "the red barets without actually wearing barets"

Drekkus
10-02-2006, 16:18:09
the Prankster
(47% dark, 30% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

Japher
10-02-2006, 16:20:07
you're like Ashton Kutcher

how sad

Venom
10-02-2006, 16:20:48
Did that site just lump Conan O-Brian and Asthon Kutcher in the same comedy level?

That's just sad. Sad and stupid. And Wrong.

Japher
10-02-2006, 16:21:22
<@f0dd|away> !topic #ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people
*** nuff0r changes topic to '#ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people'
<Kwazy> Guns kill people, but at least THEY dont rape them afterwards
<Kwazy> *sick grin*

:lol:

mr_G
10-02-2006, 16:22:18
<@f0dd|away> !topic #ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people
*** nuff0r changes topic to '#ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people'
<Kwazy> Guns kill people, but at least THEY dont rape them afterwards
<Kwazy> *sick grin*

Oerdin
10-02-2006, 16:22:56
the Cutting Edge
(66% dark, 50% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

Oerdin
10-02-2006, 16:24:46
I fall into the same catagory as funko and mr g. :(

mr_G
10-02-2006, 16:26:52
you are way way more vulgar, like twice as vulgar, yoy vulgar one you

Drekkus
10-02-2006, 16:39:45
Originally posted by Japher
you're like Ashton Kutcher

how sad I really like Conan O'Brien though. Shame we don't get his show here anymore. :(

Venom
10-02-2006, 17:34:00
Originally posted by Oerdin
I fall into the same catagory as funko and mr g. :(

You wish.

Now THAT's an insult.

LoD
10-02-2006, 18:41:31
the Prankster
(35% dark, 27% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher


I have a sense of humor like Drekkus :hmm:?

devilmunchkin
10-02-2006, 21:01:15
the Idiot Savant

(38% dark, 57% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

Tizzy
10-02-2006, 21:20:14
the Idiot Savant
(33% dark, 42% spontaneous, 57% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

mr_G
11-02-2006, 00:37:09
Originally posted by Venom
You wish.

Now THAT's an insult. :lol: jolly you are

DaShi
11-02-2006, 08:58:27
the Prankster

(38% dark, 34% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.
dark.

MoSe
13-02-2006, 16:48:49
Originally posted by Japher
I'm too lazy to take that

maybe someone should make a procrastination test

what, a prostatic nation?

MoSe
13-02-2006, 16:51:38
we had this before, IIRC I also made a chart.

and the q#3 graph is utterly hilarious

MoSe
13-02-2006, 16:57:12
the Wit
(71% dark, 38% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

Chris
13-02-2006, 17:07:56
the Shock Jock

(61% dark, 69% spontaneous, 57% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on darkness

You scored higher than 95% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 91% on vulgarity

Chris
13-02-2006, 17:10:33
Originally posted by Funko
the Cutting Edge
(85% dark, 46% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK



Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi And yet you like Emo.

Funko
13-02-2006, 17:21:39
Yes, he was very funny.

Lefty Scaevola
13-02-2006, 18:50:35
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin




The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 80% on darkness

You scored higher than 10% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 71% on vulgarity