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mr_G
10-02-2006, 12:07:02
A bear and a bunny (*devilmunchkin* oh cute oh cute) are walking through the woods.
At this point they both have to take a schjit.

so the bear is taking his position and starts schjitting and schjitting making all kind of great sounds like ....OUGHFFR WEERRRTFFF....and there is a huge pile of schjit on the ground. a great piece of schjit sticks on his fur.

Then the bunny is taking his excellent position and ....plop. plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... he is done.
No sjit on his fur just nice round small pieces ogf schjit on the ground.


The the bear looks at the bunny, looks at his ass and ask, "hey bunny, does there never ever stick some sjit at your fur"
The bunny looks at the bear and says: " nono why are you asking this".........
The bear takes the bunny and, wipey wipey.

Provost Harrison
10-02-2006, 12:20:17
The old ones are always the best eh?

mr.G
10-02-2006, 12:22:33
no they are not, pleezzz go back to bed.

Tizzy
10-02-2006, 12:22:52
Cowboy Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing
some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife "Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over "Nope."

Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked, except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?

IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, " Shoulda bought a hat, Roy, shoulda bought a hat"

mr_G
10-02-2006, 12:27:53
:lol:

Kitsuki
10-02-2006, 12:44:06
:lol:

Drekkus
10-02-2006, 13:42:41
I thought this joke would be about mrG

Japher
10-02-2006, 14:01:30
Why did the monkey fall out of the Tree?

Because he was dead!@

Drekkus
10-02-2006, 14:08:51
Why did the tree fall out of the monkey?

Because the monkey relaxed it's sphincter!!11!

mr_G
10-02-2006, 14:09:25
Originally posted by Drekkus
I thought this joke would be about mrG the joke is always on me. dammit must be my initials :p

Venom
10-02-2006, 14:19:39
Mr G sucks at telling jokes - FACT!

mr_G
10-02-2006, 14:22:05
and swallows

Drekkus
10-02-2006, 14:54:03
Originally posted by mr_G
the joke is always on me. dammit must be my initials :p Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!!!

Never realized that!!! :lol: :langeneus:

mr.G
10-02-2006, 14:57:04
jesjes :hmm:

Tizzy
10-02-2006, 15:25:14
Oh Drekkus *shakes head*

JM^3
10-02-2006, 18:37:48
mrG?

JM

devilmunchkin
10-02-2006, 21:03:42
wait wait...why am i in this? and who is the bear schjitting on me?

Tizzy
10-02-2006, 21:20:57
It's ok, it was made into a great book