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Drekkus
08-02-2006, 15:35:49
This issue hasn't been explored enough.

pitch #1: StarWars meets Matrix meets LotR meets Asterix & Obelix

Darth Vader and his army of Brutalizers have conquered the whole world and has enslaved the whole of humanity. The whole of humanity? NO! One little underground village still persists. A village where a magic potion gives them superstrenght. But even the magic potion can't protect them from the Brutalizers, who are slowly working their way towards the little village. Their only hope is a ring, which will give SuperUltraStrenght, maybe enough to battle the Brutalizers. Only 'One' man will be fit enough to find and wear the Ring.
Will the One be fit enough, and on time, to battle the evil Brutalizers????



Wow, is that a good plot or what?!!!

Japher
08-02-2006, 15:36:45
Own Goal!

mr_G
08-02-2006, 15:58:45
I think it's brilliant.

a big hurrah for the drekboy!!!

mr_G
08-02-2006, 15:59:12
HURRAH

mr_G
08-02-2006, 15:59:36
Originally posted by mr_G
HURRAH
^^

Venom
08-02-2006, 16:02:11
Army of Brutilizers? Wouldn't he need like 3 to conquer a world?

Drekkus
08-02-2006, 16:05:22
For dramatic effect there will have to be at least 15.

mr_G
08-02-2006, 16:12:44
jesjes and one is some kinda good brutalizer who fell in love with a skyscraper in NYC......

Venom
08-02-2006, 16:15:49
It's not Sleepless in Seattle for machinery you fool.

mr_G
08-02-2006, 16:21:51
hmmmm you are wright......frank lloyd wright.

Venom
08-02-2006, 16:28:29
I'll build you a nice tall tower of Shut the fuck up and die.

Drekkus
08-02-2006, 16:32:39
Originally posted by mr_G
jesjes and one is some kinda good brutalizer who fell in love with a skyscraper in NYC...... Hey, make your own plot!! :mad:

More plot ideas pleez!

mr_G
08-02-2006, 16:43:13
plotterdeplot

Lurker the Second
08-02-2006, 16:48:11
Fucking bogus plot b/c we all know the Ninjas would never let that happen.

mr_G
08-02-2006, 16:54:43
^^
he knows!!

mr_G
08-02-2006, 17:00:28
^^
he is the man!!

Drekkus
08-02-2006, 17:05:06
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Fucking bogus plot b/c we all know the Ninjas would never let that happen. Hey, the Ninja's were written out of MY plot, because they demanded too much privacy on the set. So there will be no ninja's.

GET YOUR OWN PLOT!!!

Sir Penguin
08-02-2006, 17:25:49
Odd Jaws would have to come back from the dead, with a giant dragon that he can throw and spikes come out of it and he can ride it.

SP

mr_G
08-02-2006, 17:30:43
jesjes and then you will got some email in the bookstore and kevin bacon is acting also but you don't know because he plays the invisible man.

Sir Penguin
08-02-2006, 17:45:34
Everybody will drive a white Toyota.

SP

Venom
08-02-2006, 18:10:13
We're going to need CGI for 15+ Brutilizers.

mr_G
08-02-2006, 18:23:22
counterglow investiations?

Venom
08-02-2006, 18:45:09
Completely Gay Ideas.

Japher
08-02-2006, 19:01:45
how come when something is gay

Venom is always the first to point it out?

Venom
08-02-2006, 19:43:59
Ooh oooh I know this one. Becuase I'm gay!

Also, so is Japher.

Japher
08-02-2006, 19:47:42
That's pretty low... you would insult yourself if it meant being able to take a shot a someone else... low, and admirable

Venom
08-02-2006, 20:32:57
I'm a professional.

devilmunchkin
08-02-2006, 20:46:31
who is doing the soundtrack? where is the deathstar?

mr_G
08-02-2006, 20:50:43
deathstar is gone so is darkstar.
I miss'm like a fine toothache

Drekkus
09-02-2006, 13:26:43
Darkstar should be brutalized as well.

Funko
09-02-2006, 13:32:56
A woman is at home. She is a normal housewife, beautiful and slutty looking. Wearing standard housewife attire of full make up, high heels and underwear or just a robe or something. She is standing by her washing machine looking concerned.

There is a knock at the door.

She goes to open it, it is the Brutalizer... he says, "I'm here to fix your washing machine..."

Venom
09-02-2006, 13:36:42
The Brutalizer pizza delivery machine?

Funko
09-02-2006, 13:38:07
Wow, imagine how many you could deliver?

Venom
09-02-2006, 13:46:21
Like...a lot.

Would make a much better porn flick too.

Tizzy
09-02-2006, 13:47:05
Pizza porn. Interesting.

Drekkus
09-02-2006, 13:52:03
American PizzaPie.

I think I'd like to see the housewive better.

Japher
09-02-2006, 13:54:42
"Hey baby nice crust."
"Yeah, you likey the cheese?"
"Oh yeah, how 'bout some salami?"
"You mean pepperoni don't you?"

boom chicka wa wa

Japher
09-02-2006, 13:58:00
Lesbian Pizza Porn would be "the making of a calzone"

mr_G
09-02-2006, 13:59:54
calzone is not a pizza it's a calzone.
some Italian boy posted something like that a little while back.