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Lazarus and the Gimp
07-02-2006, 17:54:06
#1.

Never check your car battery by drilling a hole in it, them holding it up to your eye.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-02-2006, 17:54:29
#2

Don't give bayonets to children.

paiktis22
07-02-2006, 17:55:57
#3

Don't stick beans up your nose.

Spartak@CPH
07-02-2006, 18:08:08
#4

Don't accept Laz's offer to help with your DIY

shagnasty
07-02-2006, 18:10:03
5. Never look directly down the barrel of a blow torch when checking for blockages.

Japher
07-02-2006, 18:14:57
8. Never learn to count by reading list threads

shagnasty
07-02-2006, 18:38:32
19. Never use your hands to stop the rotation of a circular saw. You could damage the blade.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-02-2006, 19:16:19
#12

Under no circumstances should you attempt French Kissing on a badger.

Gary
07-02-2006, 19:23:18
#12 corollary : You just haven't found the right badger yet.

devilmunchkin
07-02-2006, 19:28:16
#0 Just because you see a hole does not mean you need to stick your dick in it.

Frozen Frog
07-02-2006, 21:30:39
24 - Leave now. It may not be too late for you.

Scud Wallaby
07-02-2006, 21:53:01
17. Just because it's crispy; doesn't mean you should eat it

Scud Wallaby
07-02-2006, 21:59:51
36. Big Rabbit? Big Lettuce!

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-02-2006, 22:05:37
I heard a great one in a song today.

"There is no such thing as a metal frisbee".

self biased
08-02-2006, 00:29:03
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
#0 Just because you see a hole does not mean you need to stick your dick in it.

:hmm:

devilmunchkin
08-02-2006, 00:39:56
:D

self biased
08-02-2006, 00:53:04
that's not what you said that one night.

MOBIUS
08-02-2006, 00:56:19
#69 Don't light rockets in unsecured milk bottles with a blow torch on an asbestos roof, thus hampering your efforts to dodge the impending accidental toppling from the unexpected(!) premature and violent letting off of the aforementioned rocket...:cute:

#70 Don't repeat...:D

DevilsH@lo
08-02-2006, 01:29:12
#fifty ten Don't take advice from any fucker on CG

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-02-2006, 19:10:15
#43-

Never attempt indoor sledging using a long flight of open stairs and deckchair.

Japher
08-02-2006, 19:38:10
#556

Always wear a helmet when eating large hamburgers

devilmunchkin
08-02-2006, 20:48:24
Originally posted by self biased
that's not what you said that one night.

yes...but that was the lesson i came away with from that whole fiasco :lol:

mr_G
08-02-2006, 20:55:10
Originally posted by Japher
8. Never learn to count by reading list threads :lol:

mr_G
08-02-2006, 20:57:26
#9. never stick your finger in your butt and then sit on it............you fingersitters you!!

Venom
08-02-2006, 21:06:32
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
#43-

Never attempt indoor sledging using a long flight of open stairs and deckchair.

Ignore this.

Not only should you try it. You're required to try it.

Japher
08-02-2006, 21:09:57
does he mean sledding or sledging?

what is sledging?

mr_G
08-02-2006, 21:13:18
aint gonna tell you

Koshko
08-02-2006, 21:14:34
#) Don't eat the yellow snow

self biased
10-02-2006, 14:32:46
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
yes...but that was the lesson i came away with from that whole fiasco :lol:

damn. send my apologies to andre then. i ruined a wonderful thing for him. :cute:

Funko
10-02-2006, 14:49:19
If you are talking about what I think, surely she shouldn't be able to remember what you are talking about! :nervous:

Sorry. :o

self biased
10-02-2006, 14:54:48
yes and no. shut up and eat your sandwich, funko.

Japher
10-02-2006, 15:04:23
#343234123234.234.23.4.234.1.2.123.2.354.234563446

Wiffle ball bats, if used correctly, can cause some serious damage. Keep them away from small children, the elderly, and really wierd internet friends.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-02-2006, 17:35:22
#56a

Never get carried away when pretending to be a steeplejack.

devilmunchkin
12-02-2006, 06:32:57
Originally posted by Funko
If you are talking about what I think, surely she shouldn't be able to remember what you are talking about! :nervous:

Sorry. :o
what's funko talking about?

and i feel more sorry for me than andre.

mr_G
12-02-2006, 10:38:13
i feel sorry for the environment

BigGameHunter
12-02-2006, 14:26:38
#32 Don't get a liberal arts degree.

Oerdin
12-02-2006, 19:33:55
Originally posted by mr_G
#9. never stick your finger in your butt and then sit on it............you fingersitters you!!

You learned that while doing a poky-bum-wank? :hmm: