View Full Version : Eat oil

06-02-2006, 17:39:05
and come at night.

This mystical phrase contains a well guarded secret. Oil (not the one in the barels) pressumably pumps your sex driiiive.

Other aphrodisial snacks include nuts with honey.

I am also of the opinion that sex driiiiive and semen production increases with crab pincers too. usually served in chinese restaurants which offers a satisfying explanation to the fact that there is 1 billion of chinese people in the world.

Frozen Frog
06-02-2006, 19:31:15

Provost Harrison
06-02-2006, 21:22:55
Eat oil and come at night? More like lube up with oil and come at night :D

07-02-2006, 09:13:57
Originally posted by Frozen Frog

last oyster i ate ripped through my bowels two days later like a fireball in an oxygen tank

effect on sex drive was not positive

Provost Harrison
07-02-2006, 11:50:30
I think you may have eaten an alien there.