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TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 09:46:47
I am very hungry. However, I have no food in my dorm room, and there is nowhere within walking distance that is open this late. I do have a car, however I am at the moment in no condition to drivwe anywhere. What must I do for the acquisition of sustenance?

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 09:51:23
1) drink a lot of water
2)vending machine?
3) self consumption
4) you have anything edible in there at all? maybe you're just too drunk to remember?
5) go to sleep, wake up tomorrow and get food

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 09:55:27
1) too busy drinking beer at the moment
2) only soda machines
3) that's what I'm doing
4) absolutely nothing. I have a very small amount of space.
5) I think that's what I'll have to do, but first I have to get drunk enough so I don't realize how hungry I am.

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 09:56:13
Originally posted by TV4Fun

3) that's what I'm doing
PCP?

mr_G
05-02-2006, 09:56:39
* drink 3 shots of whiskey
* start the car
* find an oak tree
* park your car in the oak tree (must at leas get to 87 miles/hour to really get in)
and jesjes must be an oak.

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 09:58:04
If 87 gets the car into a tree, and 88 sends it back in time, what's 89 do?

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 09:58:32
I'd do that but I don't have any whiskey.

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 09:58:54
Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi
PCP? No, albuterol.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:01:30
a tree! go find a tree and eat the leave....albeit i still think maybe you should go to sleep before trying this

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:02:29
leaves! I could eat leaves! But I was really wanting some meat. Maybe I can find a rabbit to kill.

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:02:49
In a tree?

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:03:56
Rabbits live in trees, don't they?

mr_G
05-02-2006, 10:06:38
make a tree burger, just hit the tree wizz 87 mile per hour, there will be meat on the tree then.

go ahead youngster you can dooooo di dooooo it

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:10:04
what about squirrels?

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:10:54
(I think he thinks squirrels are just rabbits that live in trees.)

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:12:20
drunk, he probably believes many things

notyoueither
05-02-2006, 10:12:50
Do you live in a hole in the fabric of the Universe, or do you not have pizza delivery?

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:13:06
I think you messed up your punctuation there DM.

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:14:13
Originally posted by notyoueither
Do you live in a hole in the fabric of the Universe, or do you not have pizza delivery?
I don't. But I don't get the benefits of living in a hole in the fabric of the universe, either. So I guess I'm just screwed all around.

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:14:20
Originally posted by notyoueither
Do you live in a hole in the fabric of the Universe, or do you not have pizza delivery? It's 2am. All the pizza places are closed. This town closes at 11.

notyoueither
05-02-2006, 10:15:53
Pillage the neighbouring town.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:16:42
ew

no...

sounds like my old college town

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:16:52
Point of etiquette: Does pillaging actually require burning stuff?

notyoueither
05-02-2006, 10:17:46
Yes. If they won't deliver food to you, make them pay very dearly for making you go out to get it.

Don't forget to rape the cows.

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:19:16
It's not an absolute requirement, but pillaging without burning will definitely not produce as high quality a result.

notyoueither
05-02-2006, 10:19:42
Or was it steal the cows? I can't recall.

It's been a long time since I've been refused delivery.

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:20:59
Around here, I think you tip them instead.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:22:20
is there a gas station near by?

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:22:24
how much is an acceptable tip for a cow?

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:23:09
1, 1.5, or 2 percent, generally.

notyoueither
05-02-2006, 10:23:17
Only if you've been fed.

Honestly, who would tip without getting the meal?

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:23:52
makes sense.

notyoueither
05-02-2006, 10:24:26
Damn straight!

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:25:14
how much is the tip just for the milk?

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:27:28
I already made that 'joke'.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:27:29
a promise you won't cook her

notyoueither
05-02-2006, 10:28:17
Get off this tipping shit already.

You're supposed to be fierce, and mean, and go a'pillaging.

Be a real pirate of the North Saskatchewan. You don't pay for your milk. You take it!

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:28:22
You have to ear her raw?

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:29:37
Well, preferably, somebody else takes the milk, and you take it from them. I think stopping to milk a cow in mid-pillage would be kinda un-fierce.

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:31:58
what if you cut the cow open and tiik the milk out of its belly?

notyoueither
05-02-2006, 10:33:09
Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi
Well, preferably, somebody else takes the milk, and you take it from them. I think stopping to milk a cow in mid-pillage would be kinda un-fierce.

Listen to the man.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:33:32
poor cow

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:35:27
some charbrouled beef would eb good right now.

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:36:48
Go to sleep, you're starting to sound like jar mpwwer

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:38:07
you may bne rightr about rhat

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:41:18
drink water before you go to bed....might lessen your hangover if you are prone to those

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:42:43
Fortunatlye I'm not. I just feel this nice sence of inner peace and oneness with the universe:p.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:44:04
man..you ARE drunk

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:44:45
Sounds more stoned to me.

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:45:33
probably a little of both,

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:49:34
Dammit, now I'm hungry.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:49:38
no wonder you're hungry!

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:50:21
an awful awful. That would be really good right now.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:52:55
the more you think about it, the worse it will be

mr_G
05-02-2006, 10:53:07
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
drink water before you go to bed....might lessen your hangover if you are prone to those jes mum.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:55:13
i'm not THAT old... :(

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:57:30
Yet.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 11:02:44
:(

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 11:04:39
Oh, you don't want to be young forever anyway, do you?

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 11:07:31
yes. and then one day i'll just die and bypass all this aging stuff...

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 11:10:29
Didn't make Pan very happy, did it?

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 11:15:23
well yeah..he wore tights

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 11:17:01
I'd say "and you don't?" but that comes dangerously close to "what are you wearing?" and I don't want to be hit.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 11:22:00
i hate tights

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 11:24:03
Now you've got that song in my head.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 11:26:08
what song?

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 11:27:20
We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

[The Can-Can Chorus Line]

We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights.
[Gay voice] Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights
[High Voice] TIGHT Tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!

WE'RE BUTCH!

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 11:28:26
awesome movie!

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 11:29:57
Well, yes, but the song is in my head, not the movie.

Oerdin
05-02-2006, 16:50:52
What the fuck type of college doesn't have 24 hour eateries with in walking distance?

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 20:05:09
One in reno.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 21:49:27
how'd it work out?

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 22:43:20
Went to sleep hungry, woke up, got breakfast. Now doing homework.

Gary
06-02-2006, 00:44:14
Next time keep the pizza delivery leaflet handy

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 00:58:03
wouldn't do any good.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 03:51:47
next time make sure you at least have crackers or ramen stashed away ^ ^

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 04:07:33
Ramen would be useful if I had a way to boil water.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 06:54:17
you have a tap in your dorm room that run hot water?

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:31:50
well, warmish.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:34:35
well, hot water would work as well. do you have a dorm kitchen to cook in?

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:35:36
Dorm kitchen? What do you think this is, the Ritz?

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:37:05
i dunno..i had one in my run down dorm

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:38:36
Our dorm facilities consist of a bathroom and a few laundry machines.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:44:01
owwww
get a water boiler

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:47:42
Not allowed. Fire hazard.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:50:11
what?! wow..i had one in college... :/

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:54:19
Yeah well, there have been a lot more lawsuits since then.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:55:56
it wasn't THAT long ago :(

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:57:35
The lawsuit rate is very high at the moment. Even a fairly small amount of time can result in a substantial increase in the total number of lawsuits.