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Koshko
03-02-2006, 22:03:39
In your face, non-multi-taskers! :bouncmsk:

Japher
04-02-2006, 00:39:51
is the music on tv?

Koshko
04-02-2006, 05:18:53
Nope. The music was through Winamp.

Venom
04-02-2006, 06:30:44
I'm only doing one thing roight now. Being drunk.,

Sir Penguin
04-02-2006, 07:09:12
Once I belched, sneezed, and farted at the same time.

SP

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
04-02-2006, 07:28:42
Originally posted by Koshko
In your face, non-multi-taskers! :bouncmsk:

Until you can eat, read a book and talk on the phone too, you're way behind us experts.

Koshko
04-02-2006, 07:35:05
I did have to turn down the volume for the music a bit to answer the phone, and I was reading stuff while online. So just add in a snack, and I'm set. :)

devilmunchkin
04-02-2006, 09:56:36
i thought guys couldn't multi-task.....

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-02-2006, 11:34:22
Nonsense. I think you'll find we can both view pornography AND abuse ourselves simultaneously.

devilmunchkin
04-02-2006, 11:36:21
oh yeah..forgot about that ...lol

mr_G
04-02-2006, 11:40:30
:lol: and eating paprika chips


*??????huh my dick is orange???*

devilmunchkin
04-02-2006, 11:44:03
now that's talent

mr_G
04-02-2006, 11:45:49
jesjes i am gifted.

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-02-2006, 19:08:33
Somebody register "Mr_G's salty orange cock" as an AE quick.

Koshko
04-02-2006, 21:29:25
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
i thought guys couldn't multi-task.....

We can, but only manly things. Anything remotely feminine throws off our abilities.

devilmunchkin
04-02-2006, 22:46:22
watching tv + beer = ok
watching tv + talking to your women = omg system overload!

Nav
04-02-2006, 22:51:54
Originally posted by Venom
I'm only doing one thing roight now. Being drunk., Drunken posting. The only acceptable form of multi-tasking.

Koshko
05-02-2006, 00:14:40
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
watching tv + beer = ok
watching tv + talking to your women = omg system overload!

It's you women's fault that you feel the need to talk while the TV is on. A group of guys can watch an entire game together without saying a word except for occasional requests for more food and drink during the commercial breaks.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 03:53:54
lol..you forget the hooting and incoherent yells while watching sports

Koshko
05-02-2006, 05:28:54
We are talking to the players not each other, so that doesn't count.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 08:35:57
well, see. you learn something new everyday. I can't translate guy talk into English anyway. :D

mr_G
05-02-2006, 09:20:16
into Dutch?

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 09:21:41
what does dutch guy talk sound like as opposed to american guy talk?

mr_G
05-02-2006, 09:22:46
we will talk about voetbal en tieten.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 09:23:22
which is?...translate that into something a woman can understand lol

mr_G
05-02-2006, 09:23:55
football and hooters.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 09:37:01
football as in soccer? the hooters part i get

mr_G
05-02-2006, 09:39:56
jesjes that other sport we call sissy rugby overhere

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 09:47:19
i thought football and rugby were different

mr_G
05-02-2006, 09:51:51
american football = sissy rugby

maybe if you were not talking all the time during sports on tv you would know :lol:

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 09:55:02
; ;

funny..here in america only sissy rich college men play rugby...so it's the opposite

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 09:56:34
Same with football.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 09:59:14
no..they are big smelly jocks here

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:00:47
no, the other football.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:07:53
soccer?

Koyaanisqatsi
05-02-2006, 10:09:03
hackeysack.

devilmunchkin
05-02-2006, 10:11:26
lol! stoners only play that

TV4Fun
05-02-2006, 10:11:34
one of those.

Oerdin
05-02-2006, 16:52:15
I used to play hackey sack and I wasn't a stoner. :(

In fact we even got a few of our college professors into it as well.

Koshko
06-02-2006, 07:17:10
Frisbee?

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:32:38
One of the most popular games at my school.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:35:03
that and campus golf

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:36:15
that would probably explain the number of broken windows around here.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:42:55
that or the birds did it

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:46:57
That's a possibility as well. The birds around here are pretty agressive.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:51:12
squirrels launching themselves at the windows....

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:53:39
Makes you wonder what's inside there that they want so badly.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:56:24
guy dorm? what else? NUTS

TV4Fun
06-02-2006, 07:58:41
I didn't know the squirrels around here swung that way.

Funko
06-02-2006, 10:25:30
I'd just like to clarify -

Watching TV and talking is absolutely fine.
Watching TV and listening?! - That's crazy talk.

Venom
06-02-2006, 13:04:49
Hooters.

Koshko
06-02-2006, 22:34:21
Originally posted by Funko
I'd just like to clarify -

Watching TV and talking is absolutely fine.
Watching TV and listening?! - That's crazy talk.

Conversation is more fun when no one listens.

Diss
07-02-2006, 04:51:04
I can do all that and jerk off at the same time.

TV4Fun
07-02-2006, 05:07:41
I imagine with enough practice you can jerk of while doing anything.

Diss
07-02-2006, 05:31:23
I seriously doubt one could jerk off whilst simultaneously giving handjobs to 2 other guys.

TV4Fun
07-02-2006, 05:35:35
You could give footjobs.
Or you could give a handjob to one and a blowjob to the other.

Koshko
07-02-2006, 07:15:20
or you could just expect a courtesy handjob

TV4Fun
07-02-2006, 16:06:41
Everyone knows if you fuck a guy up the ass you've gotta give him a reach-around.

mr_G
07-02-2006, 16:11:02
i didn't know that.

Japher
07-02-2006, 16:16:22
fuck a guy up that ass? is that even possible?

King_Ghidra
07-02-2006, 16:51:32
Originally posted by Diss
I seriously doubt one could jerk off whilst simultaneously giving handjobs to 2 other guys.

if you can hold two cocks in one hand this is easily achieved

mr_G
07-02-2006, 16:53:57
once again..... a solid gold post.

devilmunchkin
07-02-2006, 18:10:23
classic Cg..no wonder i find you guys so non threatening :D

shagnasty
07-02-2006, 18:42:55
Please remind me never to do my "elephant" impression at a CG meet.

Koshko
07-02-2006, 21:55:07
Originally posted by Japher
fuck a guy up that ass? is that even possible?

Haven't you ever seen Road Trip? The man's prostate is considered a g-spot. If you were actually willing to let something go up your ass and stimulate the prostate, it's supposed to feel re4ally good. Of course no straight man anywhere really knows for sure.

Diss
08-02-2006, 04:04:37
Originally posted by mr_G
once again..... a solid gold post.

excellent. one of these days, I'll have to test if I can get two in one hand.