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Lurker the Second
03-02-2006, 15:58:56
A guy goes into a swanky bar and tells the bartender to line up 15 shots of his most expensive scotch. One by one he downs them all, getting more and more tipsy as he goes along.

The bartender is a but curious, so he asks the guy why he's drinking so much.

The fellow responds "You'd drink too if you had what I have."

"Oh, yeah, what's that?" says the bartender.

"About 4 dollars."

Japher
03-02-2006, 16:01:58
:lol:

Drekkus
03-02-2006, 16:03:27
thanks for the warning :D

Tizzy
03-02-2006, 16:03:46
I thought that was going to be this joke:

A guy goes into a swanky bar and tells the bartender to line up 15 shots of his most expensive scotch.

The bartender is a but curious, so he asks the guy why he's drinking so much.

The guy answers "I've just had my first blow job"

"Congratulations!" says the bartender, "you can have an extra one on the house."

"No thanks" they guy says "Those 15 haven't taken away the taste, I doubt one more will."

MoSe
03-02-2006, 16:17:19
hhmmmm.. at ~2.3$ per gallon, you can drink ~6.5 liters with 4$

Lurker the Second
03-02-2006, 16:34:57
I wouldn't expect an Italian to know the difference between good scotch and petrol.

Venom
03-02-2006, 17:43:54
Tizzy's version is funnier.

Japher
03-02-2006, 17:44:40
Tizzy's version is gay

no wonder you like it better

Venom
03-02-2006, 17:46:26
By funnier I meant, it actually has a comedy value greater than 0.

mr_G
03-02-2006, 19:22:27
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I wouldn't expect an Italian to know the difference between good scotch and petrol. they both call it grappa