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Venom
01-02-2006, 18:46:19
http://www.livescience.com/technology/060131_western_union.html

Eat it telegraph. Eat it.

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 18:46:49
What is this "internet" you speak of?

Venom
01-02-2006, 18:56:34
It's the netting that they sow into swim trunks.

Japher
01-02-2006, 19:09:06
I hate that shit

Venom
01-02-2006, 19:33:12
It excels at capturing sand and forcing into your ass crack and nether regions.

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 19:44:03
Who needs swim trunks. Just shuffle off nekkid into the waves.

Japher
01-02-2006, 20:48:36
can't, eels try to mate with penis

Venom
01-02-2006, 21:09:31
:lol:

Venom
01-02-2006, 21:10:12
You sure they don't think it's bait?

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 21:16:58
He's one unlucky bastard. When I do it it's the girls that try to mate with my penis.

Tizzy
01-02-2006, 22:00:42
Lurkie, you're dreaming again.....

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 22:01:56
Ya, true. :(

Frozen Frog
01-02-2006, 22:24:33
Do eels have teeth?

Venom
01-02-2006, 22:25:14
Moray Eels do.

Frozen Frog
01-02-2006, 22:25:53
Getting a bad visual now.

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 22:26:00
Why? You thinking of trying to get some eel nookie too?

Immortal Wombat
01-02-2006, 22:27:41
Just be glad it ain't lamprey nookie.

Frozen Frog
01-02-2006, 22:29:02
If a guy can't fuck an eel, what can a guy do? What the hell has this world come to? Why would anyone want to become a marine biologist now? Shit.

Venom
01-02-2006, 22:29:54
Holy shit.

http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg

Frozen Frog
01-02-2006, 22:31:24
Fuck man... that's Thatcheresque...

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 22:34:52
:lol: This is why I like this place. I bet no one has even clicked on the link in the original post.

Venom
01-02-2006, 22:38:08
Says the guy who hijacked the thread.

Frozen Frog
01-02-2006, 22:38:22
stop

Oerdin
02-02-2006, 00:42:55
Why does Frozen Frog have a psycho bunny for an avatar? Is it symbolism? Has our resident Frenchman had his little bunny, I.E. wife, suddenly turn into a demon rabbit? Say it an't so.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 02:18:49
what?

Oerdin
02-02-2006, 02:20:50
Hmmm, maybe it is a normal bunny avatar. In fact it is. To bad. When I first saw it the scarf made it look like it had a giant blood red open mouth.

That would have been cool.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 02:27:24
http://students.washington.edu/rlhicks/monty.python.bunny1.gif

Venom
02-02-2006, 04:40:22
It's no lamprey.

MDA
02-02-2006, 12:24:48
its a space station?

MDA
02-02-2006, 12:29:15
Salt Lamprey!

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 12:33:13
scarf? what scarf?

Venom
02-02-2006, 13:10:43
The one thing I don't understand about this thread is: How the hell did that arrow get next to the thread title in the thread listing. I sure didn't put it there.

King_Ghidra
02-02-2006, 13:41:11
moved from the secret forum eh

Venom
02-02-2006, 13:43:44
Damn management.

Japher
02-02-2006, 13:44:54
This is why I like this place. I bet no one has even clicked on the link in the original post.


To be hones, I didn't even notice the link in the OP until you said something.

As for the arrow. I think it's a forum rule that any thread with eels, frogs, bunnies, and furry scarfs automatically gets an arrow.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 13:58:39
Invisible scarves. Inexistent scarves. Imaginary scarves. Why would anyone knowingly replace good old red blooded blood with a scarf? I think Oerdin has issues.

Venom
02-02-2006, 14:01:37
A scarf, or an ascot?

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 14:06:02
Pardon?

Venom
02-02-2006, 14:10:56
Well there's a scarf neck thing and an ascot neck thing. I would think you'd replace an ascot but not necessarily a scarf.

King_Ghidra
02-02-2006, 14:11:39
or a windsor knot

Funko
02-02-2006, 14:14:53
Half windsor or a full one?

mr_G
02-02-2006, 14:15:05
Originally posted by Venom
Holy shit.

http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg i do not want to put my dick it there, really i don't -FACT!!!!

Funko
02-02-2006, 14:16:07
:lol:

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 14:38:50
Originally posted by Funko
Half windsor or a full one?

Full. Half windsor doesn't look good at all. But you may not want to go through the trouble of making a full windsor depending on where you're going.

Funko
02-02-2006, 14:44:38
I only know how to tie a half windsor. Does me for the odd wedding and funeral each year.

Rodgers
02-02-2006, 14:44:56
To see the Queen?

Chris
02-02-2006, 14:52:09
I'm to lazy to read any of this.

zmama
02-02-2006, 15:00:45
Lurker sucks

Chris
02-02-2006, 15:28:24
Yes...yes he does.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 16:43:16
Originally posted by Rodgers
To see the Queen?

Will she see you? Are you trying to make a statement? Is your tie going to be the statement? Is the knot the statement? Ask yourself these questions. Please do.

Funko
02-02-2006, 16:44:58
To do a bit of building work?

Nice gaff this luv, any chance of a cuppa?

mr_G
02-02-2006, 16:45:24
Originally posted by zmama
Lurker sucks jesjes but he knows!!!!!

Funko
02-02-2006, 16:58:58
Can he suck and know at the same time?

Tizzy
02-02-2006, 17:04:36
Can someone not know they're sucking?

Venom
02-02-2006, 17:09:45
He knows sucking.

Funko
02-02-2006, 17:10:26
He sucking knows.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 17:28:55
Can anything be all that bad if it sucks? Except that thing in the picture.

Venom
02-02-2006, 17:42:38
There are bad sucks. See my Medieval: Total War review for proof.

Lurker the Second
02-02-2006, 18:40:08
I know, I know....

Chris
02-02-2006, 18:49:38
I know nothing.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 18:53:02
I've forgotten what i don't remember.

Japher
02-02-2006, 18:55:10
Yaaay!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris
02-02-2006, 19:02:03
I forgot that.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 20:23:41
The burst of enthusiasm by Japher was uncalled for.

Japher
02-02-2006, 20:40:42
Yaaaay!!!

for uncalling things!

Tizzy
03-02-2006, 09:51:57
If you call for something how do you then uncall it?

Chris
03-02-2006, 13:08:38
Carefully

Frozen Frog
03-02-2006, 13:21:39
Send a telegram.

mr_G
03-02-2006, 13:26:23
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
I know, I know.... see Lurker knows!!!!

Drekkus
03-02-2006, 16:14:21
Originally posted by Venom
Holy shit.

http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg wtf is that? Looks like that thing huge thing in Star Wars.

Venom
03-02-2006, 16:19:14
Look at the name of the picture and then look at the post above. It's an actual sea creature.

Frozen Frog
03-02-2006, 16:31:54
It's Maggie i tell you.

Frozen Frog
24-02-2006, 00:38:22
I have brought this thread back from the 5th page.

Frozen Frog
24-02-2006, 02:02:42
I needed the eel. Sorry. It may happen again.

Immortal Wombat
24-02-2006, 04:03:57
s'not an eel. eels have jaws.

JM^3
24-02-2006, 04:11:34
I know how Frozen Frog is now...

JM

Greg W
24-02-2006, 06:38:22
Frozen?

Oerdin
24-02-2006, 07:51:32
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
He's one unlucky bastard. When I do it it's the girls that try to mate with my penis.

http://www.iapsnj.org/nia/bikini.jpg

"Lurker honey... Let's go swimming again. I just need to finish my 6 pack of pepsi and 12 twinkis."

Oerdin
24-02-2006, 07:53:41
Originally posted by Drekkus
wtf is that? Looks like that thing huge thing in Star Wars.

Lamprey.

Greg W
24-02-2006, 11:46:30
Hmm. Is that a bikini she's wearing, or a tarpaulin? :nervous:

Frozen Frog
24-02-2006, 12:41:44
Japan is sending their fishing fleet. It'll be out of it's misery in no time.

Frozen Frog
24-02-2006, 12:42:28
Originally posted by JM^3
I know how Frozen Frog is now...

JM

Tell me: how am i? Am i good? Would you pay for me?

Frozen Frog
24-02-2006, 12:44:48
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
s'not an eel. eels have jaws.

The lamprey. There. The balance of the universe has not been reestablished but at least my previous statement no longer contributes to the imbalance.

A round of applause would be nice here.

Immortal Wombat
24-02-2006, 12:55:03
{round of applause}

Frozen Frog
24-02-2006, 17:16:47
bows

Frozen Frog
13-04-2006, 02:19:14
Needed the lamprey thingy again.

MDA
13-04-2006, 11:10:38
that's an odd fetish you have there

Venom
13-04-2006, 12:05:17
It's the internet. That's why everyone's here.

Fistandantilus
13-04-2006, 12:15:45
Venom starts few threads but they never die.

Venom
13-04-2006, 12:23:27
I infuse them with my powers. They're all as omni-annoying as I am.

Frozen Frog
13-04-2006, 15:43:43
Originally posted by MDA
that's an odd fetish you have there

I'm starting therapy this evening.

Skanky Burns
15-04-2006, 00:16:58
http://www.arrakis-ttm.com/books/dune-illustrated.gif

Good book.

Frozen Frog
16-06-2006, 21:55:36
http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg

This is a cry for help.

Venom
17-06-2006, 02:08:46
Yeah, but we're not listening.

Frozen Frog
18-06-2006, 04:17:13
I knew i couldn't count on you.

Frozen Frog
06-10-2006, 22:04:02
I'm getting worried.

Cruddy
10-10-2006, 10:58:04
All that over the closure of telegrams?

Fuck knows what will happen when film cameras stop being sold to the general public. Mass rioting and blood sucking eels everywhere.

Frozen Frog
10-10-2006, 11:28:32
You're being on topic you naughty boy.

Frozen Frog
21-02-2007, 13:01:23
Long time no see.

Colon
21-02-2007, 13:03:08
Unseenbar.

Venom
21-02-2007, 13:06:46
It never stops haunting my dreams.

Drekkus
21-02-2007, 13:12:16
STOP

Tizzy
21-02-2007, 13:14:29
Hammer time?

Colon
21-02-2007, 13:20:56
Unhammerbar.

Venom
21-02-2007, 13:24:42
Every time you see me, the hammer's just so hype.

Venom
21-02-2007, 13:26:06
Fuck it. I'm doing the whole song.

Can't touch this
Canít touch this
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Canít touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I told you homeboy,can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You know let me bust the funky lyrics, you canít touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let me know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo I told you, can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker, can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer when youíre talking Ďbout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's word because you know
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the romp

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Look man, can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just donít hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play

Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yea, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Funko
21-02-2007, 13:28:38
No copy and paste there, he was singing along as he typed.

Venom
21-02-2007, 13:43:30
oh-oh-oh-oh

Funko
21-02-2007, 13:50:57
Your bag is to normal bags what Hammer's trousers were to normal trousers

Drekkus
21-02-2007, 15:10:25
Very wide but tight on the low part?

Venom
21-02-2007, 15:31:41
You still dare to mock the bag? Maybe the bag will have to join me on a trip to England this year.

Tizzy
21-02-2007, 15:46:26
That sounds like another "I'll be there" to me.

Venom
21-02-2007, 15:49:49
Maybe it is and maybe it ain't.

Tizzy
21-02-2007, 16:00:28
Pah. I scoff at your "maybe"

Venom
21-02-2007, 16:15:03
Well my maybe scoffs at you.

Tizzy
21-02-2007, 16:21:52
I have been scoffed at by Venom's maybe.
Now I can die happy.

Venom
21-02-2007, 16:52:54
You just wait until my maybe and me show up on your doorstep with the mightiest bag the world has ever known.

Tau Ceti
21-02-2007, 17:03:14
That sounds astonishingly gay.

Lurker the Second
21-02-2007, 17:22:54
Shoe fits, what can you say.

Venom
21-02-2007, 17:33:41
Except I was actually talking to a woman for once.

Lurker the Second
21-02-2007, 18:04:58
Thank God for the internets -- you can both talk to them AND see them if you know the right things to type.

Frozen Frog
21-02-2007, 23:34:33
The lamprey would have a ball with the bag and the balls in the bag. The mighty bag, that is.

Frozen Frog
24-06-2007, 11:17:31
LAMPREY!

Oerdin
25-06-2007, 09:26:31
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Oerdin
25-06-2007, 09:27:06
http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm

MDA
25-06-2007, 10:55:30
Lame, Asher, that looks like the kind of crap Oerdin would post

Oerdin
25-06-2007, 12:32:44
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