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Diss
01-02-2006, 10:07:39
So what's a polite way to ask a girl you want to eat her pussy? Yeah I'm a bit drunk right now. I'm really thinking about calling this girl and asking to eat her pussy. She has a boyfriend,s o this probagbly isn't a good idea. But still, what woman would turn that down? Don't they know I"m a master at this stuff :). But women don't think like men. this is a good thinkg I suppose. or I wouldn't be atracted to them. While a guy would never turn down a blowjob, a woman just might turn down oral sex.

what can I say, I love pussy.

Gary
01-02-2006, 10:12:42
Go to sleep. You'll think of a good way in the morning, when you've sobered up.

Nills Lagerbaak
01-02-2006, 10:15:29
Ring her up and in your most sober voice tell her you have been dreaming about eating her out. Go on, it'll be funny!

mr_G
01-02-2006, 10:38:01
jesjes and use some roarrrrrr noices while asking.
girls just love that.

King_Ghidra
01-02-2006, 10:47:56
good god archive this quick before he edits it

Funko
01-02-2006, 10:50:06
I'll quote it instead.

Originally posted by Diss
So what's a polite way to ask a girl you want to eat her pussy? Yeah I'm a bit drunk right now. I'm really thinking about calling this girl and asking to eat her pussy. She has a boyfriend,s o this probagbly isn't a good idea. But still, what woman would turn that down? Don't they know I"m a master at this stuff :). But women don't think like men. this is a good thinkg I suppose. or I wouldn't be atracted to them. While a guy would never turn down a blowjob, a woman just might turn down oral sex.

what can I say, I love pussy.

Beta1
01-02-2006, 11:02:10
LOL can't wait for him to sober up and read this.

MattHiggs
01-02-2006, 11:07:31
:lol: fantastic!

I was working at a karting place around two years ago and I was dating the receptionist. One of the slightly autistic guys, who worked on the track waving flags and pushing karts, came up to me one break time and asked me 'How do you come on a girls face, what do you say to her?'

King_Ghidra
01-02-2006, 11:30:36
:lol:

mr_G
01-02-2006, 11:49:23
:lol:

MDA
01-02-2006, 12:18:58
:lol: goes well with the location "the twat of civilization"

Gary
01-02-2006, 14:07:00
And the reply was ?

paiktis22
01-02-2006, 14:31:09
just do it!

Gary
01-02-2006, 14:59:06
Ah, and there was I thinking it might be, "Whoops ! Sorry !"

paiktis22
01-02-2006, 14:59:34
nono it's very good for the skin

Venom
01-02-2006, 15:07:47
It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to ask permission.

paiktis22
01-02-2006, 15:10:58
ejaculate dont speculate

Japher
02-02-2006, 20:48:20
I wonder what happened

paiktis22
02-02-2006, 20:51:41
triple orgasms

Japher
02-02-2006, 20:59:32
this is Dis we are talking about

devilmunchkin
02-02-2006, 20:59:58
there isn't a polite way... lol....

paiktis22
02-02-2006, 21:01:58
eh. excuse me? can i fuck you?

doesnt work!

Japher
02-02-2006, 21:02:50
that's kind of blunt

you can at least say please

or "Excuse, but I think you are really hot and that you might like to get down and nasty with me tonight if that is okay with you I can come right over..."

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-02-2006, 22:24:45
Or play it sneaky.

"Ummmm....I've lost one of my contact lenses. Can I check if it's gone up your mimsy?"

Koshko
03-02-2006, 06:22:42
You don't ask. You just do it. Just go to her place, throw her down, and lick away. She'll love it.

King_Ghidra
03-02-2006, 09:15:36
or call the police

Koyaanisqatsi
03-02-2006, 09:47:10
ooh, kinky.

Venom
03-02-2006, 13:05:39
Drug her first if you don't want her to call the police. At least not until later.

Japher
03-02-2006, 13:11:08
or cut the phone line before you go in

King_Ghidra
03-02-2006, 13:19:32
the phone line on her mobile maybe? what century are you living in? what a crappy rapist you'd make

Venom
03-02-2006, 13:21:42
Japher still lives in a world of rotary phones.

mr_G
03-02-2006, 13:24:12
but he has two houses, also true.

Venom
03-02-2006, 13:28:37
One's a Little House on the Prarie.

Japher
03-02-2006, 13:30:05
Not anymore

Just (as in yesterday) accepted an offer on the one in San Jose... bye bye debt!

mr_G
03-02-2006, 13:30:19
damn with that hot girl from Ingles??????

wannafok'r
wannafok'r
wannafok'r
wannafok'r

Japher
03-02-2006, 13:30:54
the blind one?

mr_G
03-02-2006, 13:31:57
Originally posted by Japher
Not anymore

Just (as in yesterday) accepted an offer on the one in San Jose... bye bye debt! dammit there goes good thread material

Japher
03-02-2006, 13:33:38
it's a long escrow in California, maybe it won't go through

mr_G
03-02-2006, 13:35:14
yaaaay let us all pray it won't.

mr_G
03-02-2006, 13:36:07
Originally posted by Japher
the blind one?

http://www.indiadaily.com/images/editorial/MelissaGilbert/03.jpg
when i am done she probably will be.

Japher
03-02-2006, 13:37:16
:lol:

Pirate Dance... unload in her eye and then kick her in the shin

mr_G
03-02-2006, 13:38:22
damn you are even sicker than K_G.

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-02-2006, 17:21:26
Is it an ominous sign that Diss hasn't come back? Do we need to post bail?

Funko
03-02-2006, 17:22:09
He wanted to eat some pussy...

He got buttraped for days in prison.

Life's a bitch sometimes.

Japher
03-02-2006, 17:31:14
sounds like she was the bitch

Venom
03-02-2006, 17:42:47
Originally posted by Funko
He wanted to eat some pussy...

He got buttraped for days in prison.

Life's a bitch sometimes.

Just another weekend.

Diss
07-02-2006, 02:09:11
Originally posted by Beta1
LOL can't wait for him to sober up and read this.

I'm sober, but I prefer not to reread my post. I just skipped over it. Doesn't matter though. I still want to eat her pussy.