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Asher
31-01-2006, 20:51:07
Perhaps the thing is that I can also laugh about myself and not be a complete arsehole? Actually I don't think you are fully aware of the consensus on you at Counterglow. In fact with how you are reviled be all the regulars, without a damn exception, I am surprised you could show your face there. And the same applies here too.
My new years resolution: Post here more. :beer:

Gary
31-01-2006, 20:56:45
yay

Venom
31-01-2006, 21:01:24
Post. Just don't show your face.

Lurker the Second
31-01-2006, 21:08:41
Guess the OP! I say PH.

Provost Harrison
31-01-2006, 21:14:06
Miaow, look who needs to take an argument to people who really don't care...so come on, a hands up, who loves Asher? :lol:

Venom
31-01-2006, 21:18:32
So it was PH, you must have had a clue Lurker.

Asher
31-01-2006, 21:22:01
PH is giving me personality advice on Poly.

One day I wish to have a personality to compete with PH's rich tapestry of humour and wit. Perhaps my love life will be as successful as his if I keep up with lessons from the Master.

Teach us, PH.

Asher
31-01-2006, 21:23:05
Let's take this hypothetical situation.

Suppose I'm, say, 200 pounds overweight, smashed out of my mind at a pub with a face that looked like it was defacted on by seven breeds of Poodles. What should I do? How do I get the ladies, Rich?

Japher
31-01-2006, 21:25:59
What should I do? How do I get the ladies, Rich?


That's sig material

Venom
31-01-2006, 21:26:50
Ladies? Aren't you gay? Or is this one of those hypothetical questions?

Also, PH would go outside and sit on the street like a proper homeless person.

Japher
31-01-2006, 21:27:37
Asher would bore the women to death by telling them all how great he is

Lurker the Second
31-01-2006, 21:27:54
Originally posted by Venom
So it was PH, you must have had a clue Lurker.

Goddamn, Lurker does know!

Where's my cookie?

Provost Harrison
31-01-2006, 21:30:48
Why are you bringing this here Asher? It just looks really, really sad, and quite frankly, like sour grapes. I think most people here would rather you leave them alone and out of this petty squabbling.

Asher
31-01-2006, 21:32:26
Why won't you help me?

Why do you hate me?

You asians, you're all racist.

Asher
31-01-2006, 21:33:17
Originally posted by Japher
Asher would bore the women to death by telling them all how great he is
My penis is long, and it takes me a long time to finish with a lady.

You gotta know that's desirable!

Venom
31-01-2006, 21:34:55
PH is asian? I just thought he was drunk all the time.

Asher
31-01-2006, 21:35:38
I'm sure he's Asian!

Provost Harrison
31-01-2006, 21:37:22
Judging by this, I must have really hurt your feelings Asher...this is really beginning to look like stalking...

Japher
31-01-2006, 21:44:22
don't worry PH, I'm outside your window and I don't see him anywhere

Asher
31-01-2006, 21:44:55
Yeah, Rich, I went back in time and registered in PlanetACOL to pre-emptively stalk you. There's that brain of yours, whirrin' away.

Lurker the Second
31-01-2006, 21:46:34
Cool, how'd you do that?

Asher
31-01-2006, 21:51:06
I pulled it out of my oversized ass.

Japher
31-01-2006, 21:51:45
I betcha Venom has a ton of stuff up his ass

but no time machine

Lurker the Second
31-01-2006, 21:52:26
*snicker*

Asher
31-01-2006, 22:06:29
Can you guys stop being nice? I want hate speeches. What the hell is this.

Venom
31-01-2006, 22:08:17
My time machine was in it's finishing stages when I sat on it and it disappeared. Never to be seen again. I believe it's located in Ass Fold #8 on the Left Ass Cheek.

Caligastia
31-01-2006, 22:42:56
Originally posted by Asher

You asians, you're all racist.

:lol:

Diss
31-01-2006, 22:50:03
Originally posted by Japher
Asher would bore the women to death by telling them all how great he is

it's okay to say you are great if you really are.

Lurker the Second
31-01-2006, 22:50:07
Originally posted by Venom
My time machine was in it's finishing stages when I sat on it and it disappeared. Never to be seen again. I believe it's located in Ass Fold #8 on the Left Ass Cheek.

Any theories yet on which sub-folds? Or have you been unable to locate suitable probes?

Immortal Wombat
31-01-2006, 23:34:21
Asher could probably help out.

Venom
01-02-2006, 00:42:47
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Any theories yet on which sub-folds? Or have you been unable to locate suitable probes?

We just don't have the technology to handle the forces at work in the sub folds.

Oerdin
01-02-2006, 00:45:56
Those two are secretly in love with each other. How else can you explain why they're always in threads together and starting threads about each other?

Asher
01-02-2006, 00:56:05
I want to get off in one of his rolls.

JM^3
01-02-2006, 01:14:57
very Greekish,

JM

Kitsuki
01-02-2006, 01:42:25
Lamest. Thread. Evah.

Asher
01-02-2006, 01:47:23
There is not enough hate here.

I feel like I've been lied to.

Sir Penguin
01-02-2006, 03:28:04
I still hate you, you ignorant homo.

SP

KrazyHorse@home
01-02-2006, 06:06:39
I love everyone. :)

Asher
01-02-2006, 06:18:43
Fuckers.

Who is that in your picture?

And I think you should update your record. ;)

Asher
01-02-2006, 06:26:00
PH lies.

mr_G
01-02-2006, 07:54:37
I think asher is jolly.

Kitsuki
01-02-2006, 08:41:58
I think PH is cruel to have rejected Asher in such a unfeeling way that Asher feels the need to play the unrequited lover on the CG forums...

Funko
01-02-2006, 09:05:21
This thread sucks.

King_Ghidra
01-02-2006, 09:11:53
'In fact with how you are reviled be all the regulars'

that looks bizarrely like one of those viagra spam mails i keep receiving

notyoueither
01-02-2006, 09:15:36
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
I love everyone. :)

Fuck you!

mr_G
01-02-2006, 09:16:16
Is Asher gay?
like an homosexual.......:eek:

notyoueither
01-02-2006, 09:20:24
Own goal.

MoSe
01-02-2006, 09:27:31
Originally posted by Venom
We just don't have the technology to handle the forces at work in the sub folds.

wot, no ass/hat continuum warp????

MattHiggs
01-02-2006, 09:46:50
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Miaow, look who needs to take an argument to people who really don't care...so come on, a hands up, who loves Asher? :lol:

I like Asher, he's a nice guy.

zmama
01-02-2006, 10:53:39
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Goddamn, Lurker does know!

Where's my cookie?

Amazed :eek:

*passes Lurkie a dozen cookies*

Funko
01-02-2006, 10:59:26
Originally posted by MattHiggs
I like Asher, he's a nice guy.

:lol:

MattHiggs
01-02-2006, 11:04:44
I'm not being sarcastic either. When he gets into arguements it's great, I love that nasty streak!

Funko
01-02-2006, 11:05:10
So you think he's nice based on the fact he's nasty in arguments?

MattHiggs
01-02-2006, 11:10:30
No, I've known him as a poster from around '99 at Apolyton. He's always come across as good guy.

MoSe
01-02-2006, 11:11:50
Originally posted by MattHiggs
He's always come across my f... as good guy.

:eek:

















:o sorry, couldn't resist
;)

Funko
01-02-2006, 11:15:21
Other than that thing where he gets really nasty and personal in arguments with anyone who deigns to dispute his view on anything.

MattHiggs
01-02-2006, 11:21:46
Looking at the top post it seems PH was being nasty and personal too.

Funko
01-02-2006, 11:24:01
Yep. Those two really don't get on at all.

shagnasty
01-02-2006, 11:30:24
They should be married.

King_Ghidra
01-02-2006, 11:32:02
they both have bad taste in music and are insufferable assholes, but i give asher the edge because he's sometimes very funny

MattHiggs
01-02-2006, 11:35:23
Asher is a clone of KG, only less gay.

MoSe
01-02-2006, 11:42:58
:lol:



I read:Originally posted by King_Ghidra
they both have bad taste in music and insufferable assholes

mr_G
01-02-2006, 11:48:17
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
[B]Goddamn, Lurker does know!/B] jesjes I told you so!!

King_Ghidra
01-02-2006, 12:19:08
Originally posted by MattHiggs
Asher is a clone of KG, only less gay.

hmm i'm inclined to agree, so i thought of a reference guide to the differences

type of geek:
asher: tech
K_G: nerdy

music taste
asher: emo
K_G: not emo

Loudmouthed sports fan of:
asher: ice hockey
K_G: football

Drives:
Asher: Mazda 3 (with tint job)
K_G: women wild

eats:
asher: dick
K_G: pussy

MDA
01-02-2006, 12:24:05
lots of drama, but it could go on for months and the story won't actually go anywhere

just like the soaps

MattHiggs
01-02-2006, 12:25:44
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
hmm i'm inclined to agree, so i thought of a reference guide to the differences

type of geek:
asher: tech
K_G: nerdy

music taste
asher: emo
K_G: not emo

Loudmouthed sports fan of:
asher: ice hockey
K_G: football

Drives:
Asher: Mazda 3 (with tint job)
K_G: women wild

eats:
asher: dick
K_G: pussy

:lol:

mr_G
01-02-2006, 12:35:04
Drives:women wild :lol:

Venom
01-02-2006, 13:15:52
Did KG take the "What kind of rocker are you test"? Are we positive he didn't come out emo?

Japher
01-02-2006, 13:33:44
I think KG's rocker test result returned Gay Twat Rocker

which funny, because I didn't even know it was a possible result

Beta1
01-02-2006, 14:08:41
I'm on PH's side.

Because Asher has, to date, never bought me a pint (of beer - just thought I better clarify that).

mr_G
01-02-2006, 14:18:05
I love them both, jesjes

http://www.teart.art.pl/images/pinokio-logo.gif

King_Ghidra
01-02-2006, 14:37:48
Originally posted by Venom
Did KG take the "What kind of rocker are you test"? Are we positive he didn't come out emo?

FYI: Britpop

Venom
01-02-2006, 14:43:05
God, that's just as gay, isn't it?

mr_G
01-02-2006, 14:45:12
the gayest

google pic britpop, just like gay city rollers.

Resource Consumer
01-02-2006, 15:07:08
Originally posted by MattHiggs
No, I've known him as a poster from around '99 at Apolyton. He's always come across as good guy.

I thought that was Sidgames :p

Provost Harrison
01-02-2006, 17:46:53
I see you're feeding him and his ego some more. I still don't see why he felt the compulsion to come over here and blab about what was an issue between me and him, especially with some of you deciding to pass judgement on us...rather sad really.

Provost Harrison
01-02-2006, 17:48:54
I think Funko's sentiments are the most accurate. Yes, this thread sucks.

Venom
01-02-2006, 18:08:40
Passing judgement is what we do. Sad would be us not passing judgement, or playing into this whole lover's quarrel thing.

Japher
01-02-2006, 18:09:05
we pass judgement and wind

not much else

Venom
01-02-2006, 18:13:28
I pass the buck. I hate responsibility.

Chris
01-02-2006, 18:13:59
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I think Funko's sentiments are the most accurate. Yes, this thread sucks. I think Funko sucks.

Japher
01-02-2006, 18:15:27
you could of quoted that

I think Funko's... sucks.

paiktis22
01-02-2006, 18:19:38
ph is a nice guy but troubled.
asher is troubled.
but deep down he's a nice guy too

i never found asher's posts edgy at the slightest
ph is pretty honest about himself and it is true that he's asian. ( :D )

i like more ph without saying asher is just garbage,

Japher
01-02-2006, 18:22:48
I don't have a problem with Asher until he starts pulling the holier than thou attitude.

PH needs to have a better self attitude, and I think his opinion of himself is reflected in appearance. I do it too. I like PH, and is pisses me off when Asher picks on him, especially when he does so with his egotist personality.

If Asher was so great he would influence those around him to be great and not just piss on them.

Venom
01-02-2006, 18:25:59
You're both gay for talking about it.

Japher
01-02-2006, 18:28:51
you're gay for reading it

Chris
01-02-2006, 18:31:05
I hate you all.

Japher
01-02-2006, 18:32:49
aaaaaaaaaaaah, such terms of endearment make me want to puke

Venom
01-02-2006, 18:38:03
I was just passing judgement. Now to pass some gas.....Ahhhhh, that felt good.

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 18:43:51
This thread doesn't suck, it has all the attributes of a typical CG thread.

Ok, it sucks.

Venom
01-02-2006, 18:47:40
Sucks with a certain style and class.

Japher
01-02-2006, 18:49:20
sucks

in a biblical way

Chris
01-02-2006, 20:39:09
Sucks, in a cheap ho way.

Japher
01-02-2006, 20:47:57
loudly?

Asher
01-02-2006, 20:59:30
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I see you're feeding him and his ego some more. I still don't see why he felt the compulsion to come over here and blab about what was an issue between me and him, especially with some of you deciding to pass judgement on us...rather sad really.
1) Boredom
2) Because I know it bothers you

You basically invited it upon yourself with that comment, you realize.

Asher
01-02-2006, 21:01:26
Originally posted by Japher
I don't have a problem with Asher until he starts pulling the holier than thou attitude.

PH needs to have a better self attitude, and I think his opinion of himself is reflected in appearance. I do it too. I like PH, and is pisses me off when Asher picks on him, especially when he does so with his egotist personality.

If Asher was so great he would influence those around him to be great and not just piss on them.
PH is a trainwreck that calls me 'kid', there's not much one can do it make him "great".

I've even given him pointers like stop trying to be funny, but he turns around and makes some memorable threads as a result. Today we got treated with this funny:
My sister has a cat and cats like to claw things. Well my sister had a flat packed box upstairs and the cat was clawing it, much to my nephews horror. He went downstairs and told my sister 'The cat is clawing the box'. My sister replied 'Well that's OK, it's only an old box'. My nephew replied 'But it says 'cat no''

Provost Harrison
01-02-2006, 21:33:58
Do you ever f**king stop? You're like an old fishwife...

Immortal Wombat
01-02-2006, 21:35:12
This thread sucks. There should be more threads about cats clawing things.

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 22:01:13
Originally posted by zmama
Amazed :eek:

*passes Lurkie a dozen cookies*

Ooh, I missed this earlier. Thank you! :D

Now the rest of you get your grubby hands out of here.

Chris
01-02-2006, 22:10:31
I dropped the cookies on the floor.

Venom
01-02-2006, 22:12:02
And then I pissed on them.

Provost Harrison
01-02-2006, 22:13:06
Was that to wash my vomit off them?

Lurker the Second
01-02-2006, 22:15:09
All lies. Your petty jealousies are so transparent.

Chris
01-02-2006, 22:22:50
So is the crap we spread on your cookies.

Asher
01-02-2006, 23:41:41
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Do you ever f**king stop? You're like an old fishwife...
Cry some more, Little Richie. :cry:

Asher
01-02-2006, 23:42:35
By the way, Rich -- the ability to keep on going is what is called "stamina".

You should look into it.

Provost Harrison
02-02-2006, 00:05:55
My problem is, this is over 24 hours and you are still on about it. I'm calling a ceasefire to this, you say nothing and I'll say nothing. I just think this whole situation has got carried away...

Asher
02-02-2006, 00:19:52
Are you French?

Japher
02-02-2006, 00:40:21
i think for the sake of whatever

Asher should put on another 50 pounds and pass out in an alley

and

PH should tells us all we he is better than everyone else

just to be fair

Oerdin
02-02-2006, 00:44:13
Then I would indeed believe they were meant for each other.

Gibsie
02-02-2006, 01:44:36
I actually think PH's thread at Poly is funny now thanks to Asher dissing it.

Provost Harrison
02-02-2006, 05:10:26
Originally posted by Asher
Are you French?

Very well.

Asher
02-02-2006, 05:14:42
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Provost Harrison
02-02-2006, 05:15:41
I'd take your finger off the key and perhaps type something, eh?

mr_G
02-02-2006, 07:27:49
Asher why are you taking a fight at CG.
Is that just because you will get banned at poly so you bring it here?

I think you act like a mean bitch and a coward but i doooo di doooo like this thread.

Kitsuki
02-02-2006, 09:16:27
Originally posted by Asher
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gayest post ever...

mr_G
02-02-2006, 09:21:12
don't flatter him

Funko
02-02-2006, 09:37:33
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I see you're feeding him and his ego some more. I still don't see why he felt the compulsion to come over here and blab about what was an issue between me and him, especially with some of you deciding to pass judgement on us...rather sad really.

Exactly, bringing arguments here just because you can get away with being ruder and more personal without being banned is really lame.

What a lame word lame is.

King_Ghidra
02-02-2006, 10:36:04
i'm happy to pass judgement on anyone here regardless of the thread content

isn't it better to be open?

for PH to make a statement that the regulars at CG all revile Asher, he positively invited asher to come and expose that statement for the ridiculous sad comment it is

MattHiggs
02-02-2006, 10:51:32
I was just about to write the same thing. If PH wants to represent us all I think it's only fair for Asher to 'bring it here'.

Funko
02-02-2006, 10:52:56
Yeah... ok, fair point.

Kitsuki
02-02-2006, 10:55:07
Doesnt make the thread any less lame and boring.

Debaser
02-02-2006, 11:02:07
It's not that bad, it's certainly better than my cherry coke thread.

King_Ghidra
02-02-2006, 11:03:05
don't underrate that thread, it contains at least one post of pure gold

Rodgers
02-02-2006, 11:19:43
Whats the origin of this dispute, anyone?

mr_G
02-02-2006, 11:26:06
they love eachother

Funko
02-02-2006, 11:26:32
It actually started in one of those amusing threads on Poly where people start posting about how they hate socialising and stupid people and talking about their aspergers.

King_Ghidra
02-02-2006, 11:27:54
aspergers is so 2005

Tizzy
02-02-2006, 11:27:56
Originally posted by Rodgers
Whats the origin of this dispute, anyone?

I'm sure it can be found on Poly, and I'm also sure it doesn't need argued about again here.

Rodgers
02-02-2006, 11:28:51
Originally posted by Tizzy
I'm sure it can be found on Poly, and I'm also sure it doesn't need argued about again here.


Did they fall out over the directions while driving to a party together?

Kitsuki
02-02-2006, 12:14:53
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
don't underrate that thread, it contains at least one post of pure gold

...and one post of pure modesty?

King_Ghidra
02-02-2006, 12:17:21
what the fuck use is that?

Venom
02-02-2006, 13:17:23
I'm really paranoid about aspergers. I think I have. What kind of doctor do I need to go see to get that checked out?

Funko
02-02-2006, 13:20:16
Dr Vernon

Venom
02-02-2006, 13:22:11
I think he had his medical license suspended for groping his female patients. And throwing jizz at them like that prisoner from Silence of the Lambs.

Funko
02-02-2006, 13:27:40
I think he'd tell you that you haven't got aspergers, you're just an arsehole.

Venom
02-02-2006, 13:29:57
Can't it be both?

Japher
02-02-2006, 13:31:27
no

Venom
02-02-2006, 13:35:01
And why not?

Japher
02-02-2006, 13:38:50
Asperagus' don't have assholes

zmama
02-02-2006, 13:39:23
Maybe your arsehole has aspergers!

King_Ghidra
02-02-2006, 13:39:31
just lovely tips

King_Ghidra
02-02-2006, 13:39:53
*sigh*

zmama
02-02-2006, 13:40:39
:lol:

mr_G
02-02-2006, 13:44:06
:lol: that man is soooo sick
i love't

Resource Consumer
02-02-2006, 13:46:55
This thread reminds me how much Poly sucks :p

Chris
02-02-2006, 14:48:38
I don't know what Aspergers means.

Funko
02-02-2006, 14:50:02
Venom like.

Chris
02-02-2006, 14:53:32
It means wearing gay pink shirts?

Funko
02-02-2006, 14:54:14
Yes.

Chris
02-02-2006, 14:57:47
Then you should have said that.

Funko
02-02-2006, 14:59:55
that

MattHiggs
02-02-2006, 15:07:36
twat

Funko
02-02-2006, 15:09:48
Venom

Venom
02-02-2006, 15:10:06
rules

Funko
02-02-2006, 15:11:19
nothing

Venom
02-02-2006, 15:15:57
uncool

mr_G
02-02-2006, 15:21:23
about that!!!!!

Chris
02-02-2006, 15:25:20
Originally posted by Funko
that Too late.

Venom
02-02-2006, 15:31:30
Originally posted by mr_G
about that!!!!!

You lose!

mr_G
02-02-2006, 15:37:17
go sit on your finger you fingersitter you!!!!

Chris
02-02-2006, 15:38:14
He always does.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-02-2006, 20:27:37
I'm not reading all this. Are there any good bits about me in it?

Japher
02-02-2006, 20:38:39
nope

Lurker the Second
02-02-2006, 20:49:07
Originally posted by Japher
nope

Really? Did you edit out that bullshit?

Japher
02-02-2006, 20:57:08
shit... I'm not going to reread this thread... I was just making shit up

is this the thread where someone said bring out the gimp
and then someone else said that the gimp was sleeping
and so I said, the bring out Laz?

because if it is, then nope = yup

Chris
02-02-2006, 21:29:45
I'm not reading that.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 21:33:36
By the time you realize that that's what's written it's too late: you've already read it.

Lurker the Second
02-02-2006, 21:35:28
Goddamn, man, I hereby crown you King of the Apostrophes.

Frozen Frog
02-02-2006, 21:45:28
I accept this crown and swear to make the little shits work like they've never worked before. That is my pledge.

Chris
02-02-2006, 22:25:22
Never take anything from Lurker, it always has cooties.

Lurker the Second
02-02-2006, 22:44:07
Yeah, but if he can figure out a way to collect royalties for 'em he'll be a rich sob.

Japher
03-02-2006, 00:06:12
in a biblical way

Frozen Frog
03-02-2006, 02:46:15
Wonder how that would sound if Sinatra sang it.

Oerdin
03-02-2006, 03:45:27
The truth is I like both Asher and PH but I wish they'd shut the fuck up about each other.

KrazyHorse@home
03-02-2006, 06:02:36
I wish they'd just fuck each other.

Sir Penguin
03-02-2006, 06:09:35
In each other's mouths.

SP

Funko
03-02-2006, 10:39:38
(if there isn't a convenient eel)

Frozen Frog
03-02-2006, 12:59:27
Bad visual. Again.

Provost Harrison
05-02-2006, 22:07:28
Originally posted by Funko
(if there isn't a convenient eel)

An electric one? That could be interesting :cute:

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-02-2006, 22:20:23
What did you two originally fall out about?

Chris
05-02-2006, 22:26:36
Who bends over first.

Provost Harrison
05-02-2006, 22:32:06
I'm not entirely sure, it's been a natural evolution. This episode seems to be something to do with me mentioning that if he isn't going to be pleasant to other people, he isn't going to make much progress in his career. It seems to have driven him wild...

Greg W
05-02-2006, 23:23:47
Unfortunately, assholes can and dooo di dooo well at business. One of the ways to succeed is top screw everyone over. Bosses do it all the time, they're not liked, but it can get results if the person is talented and ruthless enough.

Of course they won't make any friends amongst the staff, but that normally doesn't bother them, cos they're not looking for friendship.

Provost Harrison
05-02-2006, 23:32:09
Yeah, but they've got to put on some kind of pleasantness so they can get to the position where they can be utter arseholes...

Asher
06-02-2006, 01:23:04
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I'm not entirely sure, it's been a natural evolution. This episode seems to be something to do with me mentioning that if he isn't going to be pleasant to other people, he isn't going to make much progress in his career. It seems to have driven him wild...
It has more to do with somebody that's more or less been a miserable failure strugling through life giving unwarranted "advice" about being polite, being completely oblivious to the concept that it is impolite to give advice that was not asked for.

Provost Harrison
06-02-2006, 01:35:56
You see Asher, and no disrespect intended, but if you are looking for a 'miserable failure', you're completely looking in the wrong place. You are labouring under some sort of misapprehension...

Asher
06-02-2006, 01:43:11
No, we just have different standards.

DevilsH@lo
06-02-2006, 01:56:25
Unlike the guys who sleep with you asher.

Who blatantly have non.

Asher
06-02-2006, 02:00:11
Oooooo, an attempted burn by somebody who could never make one, being associated with that bitch (I forget her name).

The butch lesbian-like poster on here that whored herself out...norks was it?

Provost Harrison
06-02-2006, 02:07:56
Originally posted by Asher
No, we just have different standards.

I'm not even going to go back down this road. All I can see here is sour grapes.

Provost Harrison
06-02-2006, 02:10:40
Leave him DH, you know this guy has more time than sense to waste on cussing at people...

Asher
06-02-2006, 02:12:52
DH is an expert microwave operator for the fearsome British army or something, he can have his say.

Everyone knows how much people aspire to be like him.

DevilsH@lo
06-02-2006, 02:14:30
Oh you still make me laugh.

Lest we forget you getting fucking owned on a car thread which you had to lie in to try and save face.

I don't need to burn you asher pal i do it for shits and giggles. After all why burn somebody you hold nothing but contempt and pity for????

Asher
06-02-2006, 02:27:28
How can you not know how to form basic English sentences when you're as old as you are? It really is remarkable that just by reading your posts you come across as a 13 year old girl rather than a 30-something year old man.

mr_G
06-02-2006, 04:55:07
pleez asher go an play with your titties, or take this "fight" to poly.
because otherwise ppl will think you have some seriously serious problems with being human and all.

Asher
06-02-2006, 05:48:14
I'm posting responses to people -- if you want it to die, you just have to be slightly smarter than DH to know what to do.

Rich made a broad statement "without exception" that gave everyone here an opinion, so it makes sense that they become aware of it at least.

It's just unfortunate he gets defensive when his bullshit antics are called, and then you've got ass nuggets like DH who just come in out of nowhere to throw some shit.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 06:51:07
asher, norks has always struck me as a respectable person. not a whore.

DevilsH@lo
06-02-2006, 07:10:26
Good to see that when all else fails and you can think of no avenue for attack it comes down the the quality of my english.

As an English Man i invented the fucking language you bastardised it, i'm just getting my own back. :D

Asher
06-02-2006, 07:38:44
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
Good to see that when all else fails and you can think of no avenue for attack it comes down the the quality of my english.

As an English Man i invented the fucking language you bastardised it, i'm just getting my own back. :D
"When all else fails"? The problem is figuring out where to begin.

And as somebody with strong English heritage and ancestors who knew enough to leave England in the early 1700s, I'm forced to remind you that the English, as it is in England today, is not the same language it was hundreds of years ago.

It doesn't matter, of course, because your English is reprehensible on both sides of the Atlantic.

Asher
06-02-2006, 07:39:26
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
asher, norks has always struck me as a respectable person. not a whore.
She's always struck me as a dimwitted whore.

What is she up to anyway?

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:43:31
living

Asher
06-02-2006, 07:47:46
A task as immense as that must take her full attention, apparently.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:49:30
asher: what happened to you? i don't remember you ever being this way....makes me worried.

Asher
06-02-2006, 07:54:29
I've always been this way to people I despised. She's a royal bitch to me and I'm a royal bitch to her. It's my upgraded version of the Golden Rule.

devilmunchkin
06-02-2006, 07:54:56
oh.....ok... :(

Kitsuki
06-02-2006, 09:40:02
Originally posted by Asher
She's always struck me as a dimwitted whore.

What is she up to anyway?

This came out of leftfield... Norks doesnt even post in the thread and you post nasty things like this....? Not a great way to conduct yourself. Your evaluation of her is miles off to.

This thread sucked last week, and it still sucks now.

And *hug* devilmunchkin for trying to be the one who ends the argument; rarely works on internet forums though. :(

King_Ghidra
06-02-2006, 09:56:10
not when people keep bumping the thread, that's for sure

MattHiggs
06-02-2006, 10:15:24
Too true.

DevilsH@lo
06-02-2006, 10:16:27
You FUCKERS!!!

mr_G
06-02-2006, 11:00:50
best thread evah......
uhhhh best Asher thread evah!!!!!!

MattHiggs
06-02-2006, 13:59:15
Best Asher thread of 2006.

maroule
06-02-2006, 15:03:25
Asher is a Gay and PH is English...
Good Lord, I wonder which affliction is the hardest to live with

DevilsH@lo
06-02-2006, 15:30:16
Well since we exported simon cowell, i would say being gay just edges it.

Rodgers
06-02-2006, 15:53:40
It's the thread that keeps on giving :)

Provost Harrison
06-02-2006, 16:28:07
Originally posted by maroule
Asher is a Gay and PH is English...
Good Lord, I wonder which affliction is the hardest to live with

It's a tricky one, but at least neither of us have to cope with the stigma of being French :D

mr_G
06-02-2006, 16:29:23
:D :bash:

Provost Harrison
06-02-2006, 17:00:04
(sorry, I'll let it die now)

DOH!

Rodgers
06-02-2006, 17:22:41
Can anyone decide which of them won the fight?

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-02-2006, 17:26:59
I did, of course.

mr_G
06-02-2006, 17:44:54
jesjes Laz was the mental winner of this thread.

hereby he is LAME-THREAD-KING.

heil LAZ
heil LAZ

Chris
06-02-2006, 18:43:53
Laz is a thread Nazi.

Japher
06-02-2006, 18:49:51
wtf does that mean?

Chris
06-02-2006, 18:53:59
Originally posted by Japher
wtf does that mean?

that ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tht, tht)
pron. pl. those (thz)

Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood: What kind of soup is that?
Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows: The relics found were those of an earlier time.
Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned: After that, he became a recluse.
Used to indicate the farther or less immediate one: That is for sale; this is not.
Used to emphasize the idea of a previously expressed word or phrase: He was fed up, and that to a great degree.
The one, kind, or thing; something: She followed the calling of that which she loved.

Japher
06-02-2006, 18:56:38
damn... the definition has even more words I don't understand!

Chris
06-02-2006, 18:58:00
Confusion is always the best answer.

Japher
06-02-2006, 19:02:08
Confusion say; confusion always the breast awnser

mr_G
06-02-2006, 19:04:50
jesjes breast

Chris
06-02-2006, 19:12:27
City in France?

Japher
06-02-2006, 19:12:48
boob on hot chick

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-02-2006, 19:27:06
Originally posted by mr_G
jesjes Laz was the mental winner of this thread.

hereby he is LAME-THREAD-KING.

heil LAZ
heil LAZ

In the kingdom of the lame, the two-legged man is king. Or declared a freak and battered to death with crutches.

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-02-2006, 19:28:05
Anyway, I'm not mental.

mr_G
06-02-2006, 19:32:14
Originally posted by Japher
boob on hot chick hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Frozen Frog
06-02-2006, 19:35:31
Hi.

Japher
06-02-2006, 19:42:09
hi-ya!

Provost Harrison
06-02-2006, 21:22:03
Hello! I'm Brian Blessed.

paiktis22
07-02-2006, 15:53:20
i hate those religious types