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mr_G
31-01-2006, 14:22:24
#1 male puke is lumpier.

Japher
31-01-2006, 14:23:28
from bash:

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

mr_G
31-01-2006, 14:26:48
:lol: that will teach him.....

Japher
31-01-2006, 14:28:46
my favorite part is the "(this is genius)" part

mr_G
31-01-2006, 14:29:23
yup

Japher
31-01-2006, 14:30:13
#2 Male puke has less sperm in it... unless you're a gay twat

mr_G
31-01-2006, 14:31:36
#3 male puke is tougher

Japher
31-01-2006, 14:39:18
#4 Male puke can drive better than female puke

mr_G
31-01-2006, 14:48:52
#4 Female puke can do the dishes better -FACT!!

Japher
31-01-2006, 14:50:16
#4 Female puke can't count well

Venom
31-01-2006, 14:59:07
Originally posted by Japher
from bash:

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

:lol: Now that's some funny shit.